IDK007: I did it! I finished a chapter! Early! Yay! *does happy dance until dark shadow blocks out light* Uh oh. *looks up* Heh. Hey... Barricade.
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IDK007: *mumbles* all my liiiiffeee.
Jazz: *pops in out of nowhere* WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? LIFE LIFE LIFE!
IDK007: Where have you been all my life? Life Life Life!
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A/N: italics=music, underline=thoughts
Ch. 9 Here Comes the Calvary
*Alex's PoV*
I slept peacefully through the night and then I felt somethings poking me in the leg. I groaned and tried to kick them off.
"Go away."
"Oh come on sparklin'! It's morning! You've got to wake up!"
I felt poking at my face. I growled and opened one eye to glare at Wheelie and Brains.
"I don't wanna," I answered while throwing the covers over my head.
"Lil' Amazon! You have to wake up! We're throwin' a ya and the other sparklings a party!"
I curled up into a ball and wrapped the covers closer to me.
"No!"
I heard Brains sigh and Wheelie tap his foot wheel thing.
"Don't make me come under there."
"Try to and you'll see a one way ticket to the toilet bowl."
I heard his foot stop tapping and he growled in frustration.
"Man! I hate it when you use that card on me, Lil' Amazon Sparkling."
I smiled in victory and Wheelie sighed in defeat.
"Just so you know, you made me do this... Brains in my will tell them I regret nothing!"
I was confused on what he meant until I felt lightening on my ass.
"OW!" I screamed and rolled off the bed and onto the floor while in the cocoon of blankets.
"What the hell?!" I yelled while kicking off my covers and sitting up in confusion. I glared at the smirking and chuckling Wheelie. He shrugged.
"Hey! You wouldn't get up!"
"Doesn't mean you tase someone's ass off!"
I rubbed the spot where he got me. I kicked the last of the covers on me off and stood up.
"Jeeze! You two are the worst alarm clock ever."
Wheelie folded his arms and rolled his optics and looked smug while Brains rubbed the back of his white haired head.
I sighed in defeat.
"Probably not as worse than a horn to the face," I mumbled which confused Brains and Wheelie.
"Alex? Is everything alright in there?"
I went wide eyed in fear.
"Oh crap! Hide!"
They jumped from my bed and transformed and drove under my bed. I looked to make sure everything was in order and they were well hidden and I finally opened the door to meet my concerned dad looking at me in confusion.
"What's up, pops?"
He sighed and shook his head in confusion.
"I heard you scream."
"Fell out of bed. I'm okay."
He nodded but still wasn't convinced.
"Don't worry about it, Dad. I just got a little scared of the fall. I'm good."
He stared at my face with concern written all over his face and I rolled my eyes and smiled lightly.
"Dad. I am okay. I would tell you if anything was wrong. Trust me."
He smiled and messed up more of my bed head.
"Always do. Now get dressed. You have a big day today."
I nodded and smiled fully. He went back down the hallway and down the stairs. I waited till he was out of sight then I reentered my room and closed the door. I sighed in relief and looked at my bed.
"Coast is clear. Come on out."
They both rolled out from under my bed and transformed.
"Jeeze that was close!" Brain said in relief.
I nodded in agreement and looked at Wheelie in suspicion.
"So what's this about a big day you guys are talking about?"
Wheelie smiled mischievously.
"Now that's a surprise."
I frowned in annoyance and sighed in defeat.
"Whatever... Well time to get ready for the day!"
I grabbed my clothes from the drawers and went to the bathroom.
"No entering unless you want to a one way ticket in the toilet bowl."
I took a shower for an hour cleaning dirt, grim, sweat, and dried blood from over the years of hard work. Sure the showers at the base were okay, but I didn't exactly feel clean. After a good cleaning and scrubbing, I came out wearing blue jean shorts, a black tank top with a light blue flannel shirt. I sighed in a happy bliss. I missed dressing up. The only thing I could and had to wear were my uniform, field uniform and training clothes which were definitely not attractive to be seen in.
"Look who decided to come out," Wheelie remarked. I rolled my eyes and shook my damp hair and laughed when I heard Wheelie and Brains complain about rusting. I went down stairs and found my mom cooking breakfast and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
"Mornin' mum!"
It felt great to say that and instead of it being completely awkward. I was home with my family again. She smiled.
"Morning Alex. Did you sleep well?"
I walked to the cabinet and set the table for breakfast.
"Awesome. Best sleep I had in ages without hearing a blasted horn everyday."
She turned and looked at me then tutted. I was confused.
"What?"
"Alexandra Chase Spencer Witwicky, you come home from a war field to rest from hard work, but look at you now; you're still working!"
I looked between her and me then bursted out laughing. She was right. I haven't even been home for a day and already I'm busying myself with work.
"Now relax and enjoy breakfast," she said while taking the fork and knives from me and replacing it with a plate of waffles and bacon.
"Ooh! Waffles!" I said happily. I ate them under a minutes flat.
"Jeeze! For a second there I could've sworn your mouth was a vacuum," my dad teased. I stuck out my tongue at him and he chuckled.
"Now, Sam, I believe you've done that before. I seem to recall the time you ate your mother's cooking and we all thought you ate the plate itself."
I laughed when my dad blushed in embarrassment.
"Well I'm done breakfast. What's next on today's schedule?"
My parents chuckled.
"The party for you, Mars, and Ann is later in the day. If you are going out, then be back before 5. Got it?"
"Yes sir!" I answered while saluting playfully. He chuckled and I got up and gave him a kiss on the head and kissed my mom on the cheek.
"Love you!" I yelled while heading to the garage. I heard them reply,but didn't pay much attention. I grabbed my converse and put them on then grabbed my bike keys and entered the garage. I opened the garage door to let the light in. I turned to the covered up bike and pulled the blanket off.
"Hello beautiful."
I saw my red Kawasaki KLR 650 still in perfect condition. I smiled like the mischievous little kid I knew that was still inside of me.
"Time to go stretch out those old springs."
I grabbed my helmet put it on my head and got on my bike. I picked the Maroon 5's song 'Lucky Strike' and I pressed play to let it play inside my helmet. I turned on the engine and revved it and zoomed off as soon as the song started.
You're such a motivator, gotta get your way
So sick of saying yes sir, yes sir
You're such an instigator, you wanna play the game
Take it or leave it, that's her, that's her
And I can't wait another minute
I can't take the look she's giving
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million
My lucky strike
Got me so high, and then she dropped me
But she got me, she got me, she got me bad
Took me inside and then she rocked me
She keep me up all night, this is what it sounds like
Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million, my lucky strike
Stuck in her elevator, she take me to the sky
And I don't wanna go down, go down
She said I'll feel you later, go ahead and fantasize
She make me want her right now right now
And I can't wait another minute
I can't take the look she's giving
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million
My lucky strike
Got me so high, and then she dropped me
But she got me, she got me, she got me bad
Took me inside and then she rocked me
She keep me up all night, this is what it sounds like
Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million, my lucky strike
Hey, you're taking all my pain away Got me so high, and then she dropped me Oh oh oh my lucky strike My lucky strike, my lucky strike
You're shaking like an earthquake
Hey, you're taking all my pain away
You're shaking like an earthquake
But she got me, she got me, she got me bad
Took me inside and then she rocked me
She keep up all night, this is what it sounds like
Oh oh oh my lucky strike
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million, my lucky strike
Your body rocking, keep me up all night
One in a million
I drove around cars and passed them up without a care in the world; I was home. I noticed I was being followed by a police car. I looked at the driver in my mirror and smiled. I paused the next song that was coming up and slowed down and moved next to the police car. The officer rolled down the window.
"Shouldn't you be working, Officer Cade?"
He smirked. Officer Barry Cade was a family friend and an awesome uncle. He had black hair and his eyes were a maroon color and stood to at 5'll. He wore a dark navy blue almost black police uniform. He acted more like a big brother than an uncle.
"What are you up to?" he asked.
I shrugged.
"Just going for a drive. Clear my head of somethings and be happy to be home. You?"
"On patrol... I'll see you at the party. I have to get back to work before my boss flips out."
I nodded and he drove off. I sighed and was about to press play to put my music back on when my helmet notified me I had an incoming call.
"Answer."
"Yo Witwicky!"
I sighed. Those clowns.
"What do you want, Skids?
"Aw! Don't be so angry at us. We family after all."
"Mudflap, what part of me is related to you?"
"She got a point there, bro."
I rolled my eyes.
"Shuddup! No one asked ya!"
"What you say?!"
I sighed while they were bickering.
"If you two called to yell at each other then I'm hanging up."
"No! We called to ask if you wanted to race."
This perked my interest.
"From where and to?"
"From this upcoming red light to-" Skids said while appearing next to me on my right and Mudflap finishing him on my left.
"To Mars' house."
I nodded.
"Alright, but what's the catch?"
"If we win you have to scare Hide and Hatchet."
"Okay... And when I win?"
"IF you win, you can do whatever you want to us for a day."
"No, a week."
"No... Two days."
"Make it four and you won't back out no matter what."
"Deal!" they answered in unison. I smiled.
"Alright, there's the light and it's about to be red."
We stopped in front of the red light. The three of us revved our engines. I looked through the playlist and picked 'Follow the Leader,' by Winsin and Yandel featuring Jennifer Lopez. The light turned green and I pressed play and zoomed off with the twins after me.
Olé, olé
Bori, bori, bori, aha!
Eeeeeee
Histórico!
Olé, olé
W, Yandel
Olé, olé
Quien?!
Olé, olé
!
Olé, olé
[Jennifer Lopez]
Baby, the way that I'm working my body
Can tell that you already like it
I make you lose your cabeza, go loca
Baby we don't even need any music
'Cause we make the beat when we moving
You know that it's making me hot, hot, hot
We belong to the night, we belong to the music
So let's live in the moment of freedom that will get you wild
Let's ignite this fire up, across the world we take it up
Let me hear you screaming out loud
When I say go,
When I say viva
We'll take it low
Let's lose control
When I say go
We'll get it louder
Let's make it blow
Let's lose control
Siente el ritmo
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
[Wisin & Yandel]
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
I was tailing Mudflap while Skids was following from behind. I need to get pass him.. I tried moving around him, but he would cut me off. I cursed under my breathe. His brother is no better either... Every time I tried to get behind him he would push me with his front bumper or block me in. I growled in frustration and annoyance.
Ando buscando una latina
Creo que la encontré
Yo y ella hicimos un click
Regia, pelo largo
Christian Louboutin, cartera Gucci
Bella bien chic
Los líderes con la diva
Combinación nociva
Se juntaron los bori
Creando otro hit
Damas y caballeros, suban las manos arriba
Sigan instrucciones
Cero presiones que fluyan tus emociones
(WY Records!)
Y déjate llevar por el beat
El que no baile que se vaya
Dale restraya conmigo, pásate de la raya
Tu eres la dura dura, tu tienes agallas
Róbame un beso, apunta y no falla
[Jennifer Lopez]
Let's ignite this fire up
Across the world we take it up
Let me hear you screaming out loud
When I say go
When I say viva
We'll take it low
Let's lose control
When I say go
We'll get it louder
Let's make it blow
Let's lose control
Siente el ritmo
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
"Damn it!"
I was getting pissed off. We've been in this position for at least an hour and we're almost near my block. I've tried everything to get pass them: pissing them off at me or each other, wheelies, rode on their bumpers, slowing down, speeding up; heck, I even tried going backwards, but still they wouldn't let me pass. Come on, Witwicky, think these two aren't always this bright. All you need to do is out smart them... Then an idea struck me. That's it! Now, just have to wait and strike.
[Wysin & Yandel]
Checkea como la leyenda viviente lo hace
(Wisin y Yandel!)
Mami, me gusta cuando me provocas
Tu pelo, tu piel y tu boca
Te mueves de pies a cabeza, como loca
Dicen que la música sigue y no para
Yo la miré directo a la cara
Y le dije que me siento hot, hot, hot
Soltura nenita dale hasta el suelo
Mucho calor, sudándote el cuello
[Jennifer Lopez]
So pay attention to me, 'cause tonight I'm the teacher
When I'm on the floor, my hips are in charge
So follow the movement and just let it guide you
(Se siente caliente!)
Mi gente sexy, let me hear you say "Yeah!"
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Olé, olé
Olé, olé
Olé, olé
Olé, olé
When I say go
When I say viva
We'll take it low
Fuleteo la mejor
Let's lose control
When I say go
We'll get it louder
Let's make it blow
Let's lose control
Siente el ritmo
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
[Wisin & Yandel]
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Follow the leader
Follow the leader
I wanna see ya
I wanna see ya
Yes! There it is! Ann's house! We were coming up to Ann's house in a few minutes. The twins began their taunting and saying I am going to lose and the 'plan' on scaring Mr. Chet and Mr. Hide. Keep talking idiots... Now, this is my only shot. Better make it count! We passed Ann's house and I drove off the rode and onto the sidewalk and onto the dirt and grassy ground. The twins yelled at me to come back, but I was already too far ahead to hear the rest of it. Heh! Now to win this race! I drove past my house and was in between my house and Mars when I heard another engine noise from behind. I looked in my rearview mirror and noticed Uncle Ben was waving at me and pointing in front of me. I was confused and looked up in front of me was nothing but Mars' backyard and a lake... A LAKE!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! I couldn't stop because one, it would mess up my brakes and two, the twins would win.
Then another idea struck me and it was probably my dumbest and most dangerous one I have ever thought of. Eh. Worth a shot. I drove faster and as soon as I was near the water I went full throttle. Nitro Circus, eat your heart out!
IDK007: Yay! New chapter! I did it with the help of my friends!
BC: Don't think you get away so easily with this. I have been worried about you.
Jazz: Don't think you're the only one, Cade. We've been worried, too.
IDK007: Sorry guys. Just had a lot on my mind lately that's all. I will get things done quicker. Promise.
BC: Still have to talk Megatron.
Jazz: And Prime...
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