"All right, campers! As you all know, you have all been called to an assembly for a special camp day! That's right: hot day!"
A few kids snorted at the lame title they made. It was the morning, and the trio was sitting right behind a PB&J, whatever that was. Jesse and Rachel just told them to watch out for him. They were right. However, they interpreted "watch out" incorrectly, even though their interpretation was valid for their situation.
Next to Sam was the kid's girlfriend. They were playing games, like grabbing each other's waists and such. The boy reached for her legs and started massaging them. She was sitting there awkwardly. Sam blushed, and Danny turned red out of anger. He bonked the guy on the head with his fist.
"Hey!"
Sam leaned over and whispered, "wrong legs."
Heh heh, I'm so evil. This happened to me, except the guy was massaging both of us. Also, my nonexistent boyfriend wasn't there. If you didn't figure out why, it's because he's NONEXISTENT. As a bonus, the guy was a counselor. It was pretty awkward.
NO FLAMES… yes, a new chapter will be up quite soon :P