Hey everyone, this is Spades. MC is currently taking a 'break' from this for a while, he's had it up to here *points at the top of a skyscraper* of Tara and My Immortal. So, because I am a good Co-Author despite anything he might have told you, I'm going to be running the updates and commentary until he is prepared to face more of hells. He'll still respond to his messages and answer any questions, I'll just be writing the Burning My Immortal To The Ground.

Also, we've come up with an idea. Would you guys like it if we drew a drawing for this series? Yes? No? Shut up and start the commentary? Okay.

Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags

I'm not gay don't worry. Have my doubts that MC is perfectly straight though.

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Don't tell him I said that, please.

if u donot lik ma story den fukk off!

We'll do that, as soon as you repost this story with proper spelling.

ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al

She never was a Muggle, her parents were Muggles.

n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

I think MC already brushed upon this, but you can't move houses you twat.

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day.

You….yeah that's something you should be afraid of.

I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.

Oh god, she's in a band too? Fuck this shit.

I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar.

Of course.

People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.

That honestly doesn't sound that great. *Shudders*

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.)

I'm just going to pretend that Ron, Harry and Hermione are all on vacation.

and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead.

If your boyfriend is depressed you should go see him.

I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists

Even more reason to be with him you bitch.

(he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that)

You've written it before in other chapters. In Chapter Six you were wearing two crosses. You. Are. A. Faker. Bitch.

or a steak)

I wanna make a meat pun so badly right now.

and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.

How...the fuck is that a depressing movie!? I watched it when I was like six, that movie was cute. I shun you for that!

I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

Unfortunately, your words hold no weight at all as your actions in the past and in the future have proved you are in fact a slut. *Has read My Immortal before this*

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

What did MC say to do when this happened?...Oh yeah! Bad busts! You're making a scene! Sheesh why is it that our breasts have to be such crybabies?

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

Concerted voice lol

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily.

Yeah girl, her breasts are crying, she really needs to get someone professional to look at that.

And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry!

Harry? I thought he wanted Vampire Potter dead. I am refusing to believe they are one in the same.

But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco.

Because Ex's are supposed to be pure evil to current BF's or GF's.

But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

Were you just randomly hiding behind a wall to spy on her? There are horrible for each other yet…they are so bad they should be together. It's scary.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted.

YES! He's finally angry at her!

"How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

Remove the 'poser' and yeah, it'll be pretty much in character. HOW HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FROM THE START.

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive.

Aaaaaand we're back out of character people.

Then he ran out crying.

Is it bad that I imagine him just yelling 'Don't look at me' and running out all girly like, like in those comedies?

We practiced for one more hour.

Yeah, because that's what a responsible girlfriend would do after her boyfriend ran out crying. He could be slitting his wrists because he isn't an actual vampire and killing himself because he got roped into this bad fanfiction. But no you're a responsible GF who doesn't give a shit about her BF.

…

….If I ever become the kind of girlfriend she is, someone, anyone really, please beat the living crap out of me.

Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

Is he finally going to expel her?

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely.

Isn't the better question what HASN'T she done?

(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y)

She made Dumbledore cry, I say we should hunt her down and kill her for that. No one makes Dumbly cry.

"Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

And yet you say that he can't die from slitting his wrists. You are obviously a liar.