Setting: Anna's house. She's following Van Helsing and Carl around, complaining as usual.
Anna: -whining- What are you going to do now that you're a werewolf! What happened to Velkan? Did you kill Velkan? You did kill Velkan, didn't you? You idiot! I never got my birthday present! I can't get a present from a dead person...
Van Helsing: Carl, where's my gun?
Carl: Van Helsing, you can't commit suicide! You have to save the world from Dracula!
Van Helsing: Who said I was going to kill myself. I wanna kill her!
Carl: The whole point of this mission is to keep her alive!
Van Helsing: And we're going to do that because...?
Carl: To tell you the truth... I've no idea...
Van Helsing: -sigh-
Carl: Hmm. -stares at map on the wall- This is an interesting map. I wonder what it's a map of.
Van Helsing: -ponders for a moment- Dude! I have this thingamajig and it would fit in that corner perfectly. Isn't that bizarre?
Tai: Oh, Van Helsing... You're a bright one.
Moon: Shut up! -hits Tai on nose with magazine-
Tai: -whimpers- Sowwy.
Carl: Give me that! -snatches map piece from Van Helsing and sets it in its rightful place-
Van Helsing: Hey! That's mine!
Map turns around to reveal an odd mirror...
Anna: Oh! A mirror! Time to check my sexy self in it.
Tai: Carl, do you still have the directions to the bathroom in this place?
Carl: Yes, in my pocket... Why?
Tai: I think I'm gonna spew.
Van Helsing: -watching himself in mirror- Hey, watch this. -rubs his stomach and pats his head at the same time- Ain't I amazing?
Moon: Oh yeah.
Van Helsing: -strutting back and forth- Who's that sexy beast? -goes to hug self and falls through mirror-
Moon: Holy shizz! Where'd he go?
Carl: It appears the mirror is some sort of doorway.
Tai: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Anna: -snort- Well, I'm not going through it.
Van Helsing: -reaches through mirror and drags Carl through- Dude! You've gotta see this!
Tai and Moon follow while Anna hesitates. She finally goes through, complaining the whole time.
Tai: -smacks a piece of duct tape on Anna to shut her up- Gosh, she's so friggen annoying.
Moon: DUDE! Look at Dracula's bachelor pad! That's snazzeh.
Van Helsing: Bachelor pad? He's got three "brides."
Tai: Dude, no one said he was married to them... He's such a player.
Anna: I'm cold. I wanna go home. Carl's covered in snow so I'm going to complain about it. OMG! There's snow in my hair. It's going to get all frizzy!
Moon: I think you missed with the duct tape, Tai.
Tai: Oh. Sorry. -smacks another piece of duct tape over Anna's mouth- There. That should do it. -thumbs up-
Van Helsing: How are we going to get inside?
Carl: Well, we could try flying...