… I feel terrible… How long has it been since I updated? MORE THAN A MONTH! O.o Oh shiz…I'msorry! I'msorry! I'msorry! I'msorry! I'msorry! I'msorry! I'msorry! I even got 10 freakin' reviews for just 1 chapter! O.O I'm not worthy of my awesome and loyal reviewers! GOMENASAI! *buries face in hands and weeps*
anime-obsessed – I'm sooooo sorry I didn't update for a month! Stupid homework and project and exams since it's the end of the school year almost…
LoveUntilWeBleed – YAY! NARU-CHAN TO DA RESCUE! And I'm sorry for not updating soon! :( *feeling sad*
Rich Pureblooded Vampire – LOLZ! Hurting Sasuke is fun isn't it?
Echo Uchiha – OF COURSE! SASUKE WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER ALWAYS OWN NARUTO!
jenny wkf –Thank you for reviewing! XD *highfives back* LEMONS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND! And although there is no lemon in this, there is an extremely limey part! :3 I hope you like it!
Deidara Luv3r – YES LEMONS! There is a lime in this chapter! X3 YAY! OF COURSE! We, the SasuNaru Fangirls, shall go kill Kabuto and Orochimaru! Then, we bring Sasuke back and watch Sasuke and Naruto do… citrusy stuff together everyday!
dragondancer711 – You've got it! Sadly, I only made a yummy lime in this chapter… I believe that when Sasuke and Naruto become older (after this recent case) they will be able to do all the yummy lemons they want! X3
kittyperfect – YAY! LEMONS! Sorry, but you're going to only read a lime… sorry! -.-||| Plus, Sasuke and Naruto are a bit too young to do lemony stuff, so after this case, we will be able to move onto the lemons! And thank you so much for reviewing! :D
becks2317 – I can understand you… YAOI LEMONS FTW! *crashing waves in the background*
The Awesome Shai – HI YAOISIS! EVERYONE, THIS IS ONE OF MY AWESUIME YAOI SIS! J-CHAN IS MORE OTHER YAOI SIS! Of course we're gonna have lemons, silly! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe *laughing evilly*
OMG! SO MANY PEOPLE WANTED LEMONS! :D We're all pervs… Hehehe…And, You would have to thank J-chan for editing this because she did it sooo fast and awesomely so I could update this story today! And, just so you know, this is long! And it has fluff! And it is my (and J-chan's) favorite chapter out of the rest! You'll see soooooon… And it has a lime… It's my first time writing something soooo… perverted! Please don't hate me if you think the lime sucks! J-chan said it was okay, so I hope you guys like it, too! Great, because of the lime, I'm gonna have to change the rating to M. AND, because I was such a failure, I'll allow everyone to inflict pain on me! TT^TT Still, I'm sorry!
Sasuke: OH OH! I wanna slap you!
Kat-chan: Go fuck yourself! Everyone can slap me except Duckass-Hair here.
Sasuke: Why would I need to fuck myself? I have Naruto to fuck.
Kat-chan: …
Sasuke: …
Kat-chan: Can I watch?
Summary: A blond 'girl' catches Sasuke's eyes and he sure as hell ain't gonna let her get away from him. But, how many people will try to get in the way of his and the new 'girl's' relationship? SasuNaru! AU
Pairing: SasuNaru! :D MAYBE some others. IDK right now.
Warnings: SASUNARU, YAOI, EXTREMELY BAD LANGUAGE, LLLLLLLIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMEEEEEEE! :D I was sooo happy (even though it'll probably suck…)
Disclaimer: Kishimoto:I've decided! I shall finish the Naruto series with a SasuNaru open ending! Then, when I die, I'll give it to SasuNaru yaoi fans so they can continue the yaoi awesomeness!
Kat-chan: HONTOI?
Sasuke: Hehehehehe… Time to prepare the… toys… Naruto, do you wanna play with me? *holds up vibrator*
Naruto: HOLY FACK! *runs away*
Kat-chan: AWWWW! I WANTED TO WATCH!
Sasuke: Get back here, Naru-chan! *runs after Naruto*
Kishimoto: On second thought… I might not finish the series at all!
Kat-chan: THE FUCK? Hurry up and finish! I wanna see the SasuNaru ending, goddamnit!
Now, I've been talking way too much, but I hope you enjoy this chappy as much as I did! :D
SasuNaru - flashbacks/dreams (Dreams huh? Wonder what's in those dreams.)
'SasuNaru' and "SasuNaru" – You guys should all know by now…
Chapter 10: Finally Figuring Out Many Things
Naruto POV:
For the next few weeks, I visited Sasuke in the hospital every day after school. It was quite fun, even though the teme would make sadistic and perverted remarks. Then, I would punch him. The funniest part would be when he tried to punch me back and fail in a very un-Uchihalike manner. That would cause me to roll on the floor, laughing my ass off.
Reaching for my calendar, I stared at the date, December tenth. 'Oh! Sasuke's going to be let out of the hospital today. I better go with Kiba and the gang.' After Sasuke got hit by a car for me, the school has been buzzing with rumors. It was kind of freaky how Shikamaru guessed that Sasuke almost died was because he liked me. In those few weeks that Sasuke stayed in the hospital, I became great friends with Kiba, Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten, Ino, Hinata, and even Shino. Still, the bug freak almost killed me because I stepped on an ant by accident…
Anyway, I did manage to get some information about Sakura from Ino. She said that Sakura worked with Haruko on their Sasuke Fan Club. Sakura hated Haruko because Haruko was the president of the club and she, herself, was only vice-president. Then, one day, Sakura became extremely nice and treated Haruko like a goddess. The next day, however, Haruko went missing. Akihiko-sensei announced that Haruko died when she was in the lab. It was said that she accidentally breathed in a poisonous gas created by some chemicals that weren't supposed to be mixed together. After that, no one dared to use the two chemicals except for Sakura. Ino was about to continue, but she was cut off by a certain pink-haired girl who interrupted our conversation. I used to like Sakura, but all the clues made her the most untrustworthy suspect. Plus, Orochimaru knew about my mission while Sasuke didn't tell him. I was able to stay because Sakura persuaded Akihiko-sensei. How could Akihiko-sensei have known? Only Sakura. So, therefore, Sakura must be the one who also told Orochimaru.
Another thing worried me… Since Sakura probably killed Haruko with chemicals, that meant… she could do the same thing to me too! What's more, Orochimaru threatened to kill Sasuke if I told anyone about our meeting… I… I can't let Sasuke die… I think that car accident was meant to show me what Orochimaru is capable of. I cannot let that happen. Ever. Even if it means… to give up this mission. I… I think… I think I like Sasuke, too…
Sasuke POV:
'Ugh… Finally… I can finally get out of this stinky rathole they call a hospital.' I thought with a sigh. My arm was in a cast, but other then that, I was fine. There was a knock on the door, and I gave a small grunt to let the person on the other side of the door know that I did not want them here. Apparently, that person was an idiot and did not understand my sign and came barging into the room. 'Oh… no wonder that person was an idiot.' It was Naruto. And he brought his friends. And Gaara.
"SASUKE-KUN! HOW YOUTHFUL YOU ARE! YOU RECOVERED IN LESS THAN A MONTH! I ONCE GOT HIT BY A CAR, TOO. IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS WALKING ON MY HANDS AROUND THE TOWN, AND WHEN I WAS ON THE STREET, A CAR CAME BY AND SMASHED INTO ME! IT TOOK ME A MONTH, SIX DAYS, 3 HOURS, 42 MINUTES, AND 21 SECONDS TO RECOVER FULLY! YOU ARE TRULY AMAZING. COME'ON, LET'S—"
"Shut up, Lee." Gaara suavely commanded. Still, it was of no use for the excited boy continued to rant on and on. I think it was about carrying a bed while hiking up a mountain or something like that.
I turned my attention to Naruto. "What do you want, dobe?"
"Stop calling me that, teme! The gang and I were just coming after school. We wanted to celebrate the fact that you are finally able to leave! Let's go get some ramen. Err… Kiba will pay!"
"Yo! I never said I was going to pay, you blonde idiot!" Kiba complained.
"Well, I said so, dog breath!"
"Fishcake!"
"Canine freak! And pets aren't even allowed in the hospital!" Naruto pointed to the creature inside Kiba's jacket.
"Akamaru is not a pet! He's a friend!"
"He's still considered a dog!"
"Oh yeah? Wel—"
"Oh my fucking god. Will you guys just shut the fuck up? It's giving me a headache." I snapped, rubbing my forehead wearily. "Also, we're not getting ramen."
"NOT GETTING RAMEN?" Naruto practically hollered while shaking my shoulders.
I slapped his hands off for the movement made my headache even worse. I glared at him and replied, "No. We're not. We're going to go to a restaurant like most normal people do."
"But we're not normal! Especially you. You're the one who's all emo and princessy," Naruto tried to reason.
My eyebrow twitched, and I struggled to fight off the feeling of strangling the boy in front of me. Finally becoming calm, I steadily said, "No. We are going to go to a restaurant and that's final."
"But who's gonna pay? No one's as rich as you!"
"Of course I'm going to pay, usurantonkachi. Now hurry up before I change my mind and make you pay."
Naruto looked doubtful, but finally agreed with a huge grin.
"Yosh! Let's go, everyone! We must go eat early and have a ten mile jog after that," Lee shouted as he thrusted the door open. Naruto also followed his example and marched to the front door of the hospital. Many nurses gave them a dirty look. The patients looked at the boys and whispered to each other. I caught a sentence of "I think they should be in the mental side of the hospital." Shizune on the other was trying to hide her face from embarrassment. 'Heh.' I thought sadistically.
During the whole meal, Naruto, Kiba, and Lee were racing to see who could eat the fastest and the most. Neji, Gaara, and Hinata silently ate while watching the amusing show go on between the three boys. Shikamaru fell asleep in his bowl after eating… How could that guy sleep in all the commotion? Ino and Tenten were talking about the gossip going around school. Now, Naruto's choking. And— Wait… NARUTO'S CHOKING?
I immediately rushed over to the blond who was gasping to breathe. Everyone else looked uncertain at what to do in the situation. Shikamaru suddenly woke up and calmly said, "Someone hurry up and give him the Heimlich Maneuver, CPR or whatever it is to save him." He then fell asleep once more. What the fuck?
Anyway, Naruto was first priority. Gaara was reaching to do the job, but I beat him to it. I picked the blonde boy up and wrapped my arms around him to perform the Heimlich Maneuver on him. After that, for extra precaution, I decided to do the CPR, too. Looming over Naruto's face, I quickly claimed his lips and forced air into his mouth. Doing this several times, Naruto finally coughed one last time and regained his composure. However, his face was flushed, his hair was bed-ridden, and his clothes were tousled, giving him an I-just-had-hot-sex image. Crap… This was not good for my health.
Naruto, being the innocent, naïve boy he was, didn't even realize I just gave him a kiss. He flashed me a genuine smile and said as soft 'thank you' before turning around to yell at Kiba and Lee for making him almost die. Gaara glared at me, but I gave no thought to that at all. Slowing standing up from my kneeling posture, I slightly winced at the pain for I was not completely healed. Damnit… Sighing I sat back into my chair, thinking of things that would calm my 'little' problem.
I paid for all the bills and walked out of the restaurant, seeing Naruto waiting for me. "Dobe, why aren't going home like the others?" I asked.
"Well… Since you saved me and all, I decided I would go to your house and take care of you, given that Itachi's on a business trip. I don't want you falling down the stairs and breaking somewhere else on your body. It's already been through enough abuse," Naruto said, bashfully.
Taken aback, I replied, "Sure. If that's alright with you."
"YAY! Can we watch a movie?"
"Hn. Fine."
"A scary movie? I know, you're probably scared. You can hold my hand if you want during the scary parts, Emo Princess Sasuke." Naruto teased.
Although I was extremely pissed at that comment, I just said, "We'll see, idiot. We'll see."
~|S|A|S|U|X|N|A|R|U| |I|S| |L|O|V|E|~
"Oh my god! Don't put it in!" Naruto screamed as he hugged my arm, completely forgetting his popcorn. 'That sounded so wrong…' "If you do, all the demons would come out from the broken seal and kill you!" 'Ah much better…'
Naruto and I were watching a scary movie. 'It's not even scary, goddamnit! It's just about a stupid girl who thought that everything would be alright if she stuck a fucking key inside this treasure box keyhole thingy. Then, she would open the box and all the demons that were terrorizing the city would get sucked in, to disappear forever. However, because the girl was so stupid, she took the wrong box and was going to let even more demons loose in the world. What a fucking stupid girl. And how the hell is this scary? It didn't even have blood involved, which freaks the usurantonkachi even more!' Looking at the whimpering mess next to me, I let out a soft breath of air. 'At least, he's cuddling me.'
Looking at the time on my watch, it was ten after eleven. The film would end in about twenty minutes, so I continued to watch the fucking movie. Getting comfortable in my seat, I stared at the blonde, who entranced by the 'scary' film, until the end. Once in a while, during the movie, Naruto would bury his face into my shoulder, but still keep an eye out to watch. Noting his childish acts, I laughed silently to myself.
Finally, the stupid movie ended, and I got up to stretch my legs and arms. Naruto, on the other hand, was crouched in a ball on the couch and shaking with fear. Shaking my head, I picked him up bridal style, just to get smacked in the head. After receiving the blow, I instantly dropped the boy and glared daggers at him. 'This is what I get for helping him?'
Naruto's face was flushed red, but he was still shivering in fear. I picked him up and threw him over my left shoulder, the one that didn't get injured during the car accident, because it was the only way I was able to transport him somewhere without getting hurt badly. Naruto's fist pounded on my back, but I took no notice to it and continue to carry him upstairs. I suppose that Naruto could've attacked me and got off easily, but that would cause me to fall down the stairs. He wouldn't have wanted that, so that's why he probably stopped inflicting his beatings. At last, I reached one of the many guest rooms my house contained. I turned on the lights and threw him onto the bed. I was tempted to jump onto the bed with him and rape Naruto right then and there, but I don't think he would've appreciated that very much.
I turned towards the door and said, "Good night, dobe. If you need me, I'm in the room down the hall, to the left." Just as I was about to walk out the room, something, or someone, grabbed me from behind.
"T-teme… Can, I sleep in y-your room. I don't want you to g-get scared." Naruto mumbled, trying to keep a strong voice.
I rolled my eyes at the irony of his words. "It's quite alright, idiot. If you want to sleep in my room, knock yourself out. If you don't, stay in your room." Then, I turned back around, and walked out.
Naruto yelped as I turned off the hallway light, and he quickly chased after me in a hurry. Walking by my side, he looked warily at the bedrooms, closets, and even the fucking bathrooms! 'Perhaps, we shouldn't have watched the movie. Note to self: Never watch a movie above the rating of PG-13 with Naruto… Unless… Unless it's an erotic movie… Then, maybe we can watch them... Other than that, no.'
Reaching my room, I sat my queen-sized bed and watched Naruto attentively. The ramen-addict looked around my room with sparkly eyes, and paused at a certain object near my desk. I squinted to try to make out the item in the darkness. It took my mind a while for it to process what was on the table, but once it did, I gasped and lunged for the item. Annoyingly, Naruto got to it first.
"Sasuke, what the hell is this? Who was it?" Naruto giggled, and he held out a sheet of paper which was labeled: Sasuke's First Kiss.
A tint of pink grazed my cheeks, but I immediately downed it and looked sternly at Naruto. This was a good time to ask him. "Naruto. Who is Naki?"
"Ne ne, Sasuke-teme!"
"What is it, Naki?"
"I was walking by the lake and I saw this girl touch her lips to the boy's lips. What is that?"
"Do you mean a 'kiss'?"
"A kiss?"
"Yes, a kiss. You kiss someone you like."
"Oooooh. I knew that! I was just testing you."
"…"
"…"
"Sasuke?"
"What now?"
"Can… Can I kiss you?"
"W-what?"
"I said, 'Can I kis—"
"I can hear just fine, thank you very much. But, why do you want to kiss me?"
"Well… You said that you kiss someone you like. And, I like you, teme!"
"What?"
" I sai—"
"I KNOW! I'm not deaf!"
"…"
"…"
"So…"
"So what?"
"So, can I kiss you? You like me, too. Right, Sasuke?"
"Hn. I… guess so…"
"So, it's perfectly fine if I kiss you!"
"Alright. Just one, though. No more."
"OKAY!"
"Mmph!"
"Mmmm…"
"THE HECK! NAKI!"
"What?"
"What do you mean, 'What'? Why did you put your tongue in my mouth?"
"Well, I saw the girl and the boy fighting with their tongues. It looked like they were having fun, so I thought it would be fun if we fought with our tongues, too!"
"NO! That's called French Kissing!"
"What's French kissing? Are they French? So does that mean we were Japanese kissing?"
"Naruto! Are you stupid?"
"What? How am I stupid, teme!"
"The kiss is specifically called French kissing. Why? I don't know. But I do know that there is no such thing as Japanese kissing!"
"Oh…"
"Yeah. Idiot."
"Stop calling me that!"
"No, idiot"
"Stop it!"
"Idiot, idiot, idiot."
"Shut up!"
"Make me, idiot."
"Oh I will!"
"Mmph!"
"…"
"DOBE! WHY ARE YOU USING YOUR TONGUE AGAIN!"
"Hehehe…"
"Oh, you'll regret that!"
"Hey, wh—Mmm!"
"…"
"Hah… Sasuke…"
"…"
"Running… out… of breath…"
"You will never put your tongue in my mouth. Got it?"
"Hah… okay…"
"Good."
"…"
"…"
"Sasuke?"
"What do you want now?"
"Can… we do it again?"
"…"
"…"
"Fine."
When I went home that day, I took a piece of paper and smushed my lips onto it. Then, I labeled it "Sasuke's First Kiss". 'How did it get there by the way? This smells of Itachi… I'm going to kill him when he gets back from his stupid business trip. Anyway, woah… Does that mean, if Naki is really Naruto… I gave my first kiss to him? And that we made out? Maybe, if I kiss him again like that, he'll remember… I hope he doesn't hate me afterwards though. So, should I?' I looked at Naruto who was thinking about my previous question.
"Naki? Well… I heard you mention him before. And he is on my necklace. And… It sounds strangely familiar."
Taking a deep breath, I made up my decision. "Naruto. You might hate be for this, but too bad."
Caressing Naruto's whiskered cheeks, I leaned close to Naruto and whispered, "I like you, dobe." I saw Naruto's eyes widen as I gingerly placed my lips on his. Parting my mouth slightly, I licked the blond boy's lower lip, asking for entrance. Naruto looked confused, and I gave a small sigh. Using my tongue, I went between his lips and nudged his teeth. Finally understanding my request, Naruto widened eyes grew even bigger. Clamping his lips, he pushed me out. Growling angrily, I pushed him onto the back of the wall. This caused him to gasp out loud, allowing me access into his hot cavern. Pinning his wrists to the wall, I continued to kiss him fervently.
Soon, Naruto began to react and move his tongue shyly against mine, to much of my pleasure. That was… until he began to fight back and tried to dominate the kiss. 'Oh hell no. I'm seme here.' Refusing to back down, I fought for dominance, and, of course, I won. I always win.
I whispered with a pleased look on my face, "So, Naki. What type of kiss was that?"
Panting heavily, Naruto replied, "Of course that was French kiss! What kind of person doesn't know that? An idiot?"
Smirking, I said, "You just called yourself an idiot."
"What the fuck, Sasuke?"
"I remembered someone saying, 'What's French kissing? Are they French? So does that mean we were Japanese kissing?' Ring a bell?"
I sensed a note of deja vu flicker in Naruto's azure eyes. Pressing further, I stated, "Idiot."
"Teme, stop calling me that!"
"No, idiot."
"Stop it!"
"Idiot, idiot, idiot."
"Shut up!"
"Make me."
Naruto's eyes enlarged as realization dawned upon him. "S-Sasuke? Am… am I N-naki?"
"That's what I suspected when you were sleep talking."
"I think I know why I chose Naki as my coverup."
"Coverup?"
"Yeah, I was around five, am I correct?"
"Yes, I think so."
"So, I started to become a secret agent at the age of four after… after…"
"After what?"
"After…"
"It's alright. You don't need to tell me. Maybe some other time. Just continue with what you were saying."
"Where was I? Ah yes. The first lesson was to never tell your real name to anyone. Well, of course, there were special occasions, but I didn't' know them at the time, so I figure that everything would have to be codenamed."
"I see. With that in mind, I think I know why you choose 'Naki' as your codename."
"Oh really? Are you really that smart?"
"I bet I could've made a better secret agent than you."
"The fuck?"
"Anyway, getting back to the topic, you chose 'Naki', because it was easier for you to remember since it was the first two letters of your first name and the last two letters of your last name. NA-ruto Uzuma-KI. Therefore, creating the codename of 'Naki'." I concluded.
"Damn, you're smart."
"I know, I am."
"But I bet Shikamaru's smarter than you."
"He has an IQ of over 200! Of course he's going to be smarter than me. If only he would get off of his lazy butt and stop sleeping all day, I would consider him my rival."
"Heh. Too bad, I'm your rival."
"I don't even understand why you're my rival."
Naruto huffed and crossed his arms, "I rival you in Health, Gym, and History!"
"I hate to admit this, but you kind of rival me in Biology, too." I said, annoyed.
At the word 'Biology', Naruto immediately tensed up, but he tried to cover it up as though he was stretching. However, I didn't miss it. "What's wrong, dobe."
"H-huh? O-oh! Nothing! It's nothing."
Giving him an unbelieving look, I crossed my arms and waited for him to give me an explanation. Naruto, feeling uncomfortable, faked a yawn and quickly said, "I'm tired, I'm going to sleep!"
"A—"
"I SAID I WAS TIRED, SO GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN BED AND SLEEP BEFORE I KILL YOU!"
Holding my hands up in defeat, I stepped out of my clothes, leaving me only in boxers. Climbing in bed, I pulled the covers up on top of me. Naruto stared and looked like he didn't know what to do. Shaking me head in exasperation, I lifted the covers slightly and said, "Dobe, hurry up and get in here. Weren't you the one who said you were tired and that you would kick my 'fucking ass' if I didn't go to sleep? Or… do you want me to kiss you again."
Blushing, Naruto dropped his blond head and slowly trudged to the side of the bed. I hugged the boy once he got onto the bed and into the covers with me. Smirking, I whispered in his ear. "I love you, dobe."
Feeling him tense up in my arms, I planted a small kiss to the back of his head to make him relax. I smiled contently and let my head rest upon his shoulder, breathing in his unique scent. It was an indescribable smell, but even through the sweat he had been producing since the movie, it was still a sweet aroma. It smelled much better than perfume or candy, and I was intoxicated by it. 'My first kiss… Taken by Naki. By Naruto Uzumaki. Whom I love and would die for… What are you thinking about right now, dobe?' was the last of my thoughts before falling into a deep sleep with my head still in the nape of Naruto's neck.
Naruto POV:
"I love you." Those three words made my cheeks flush all over. Thank the ramen gods that I wasn't facing him! I felt Sasuke kiss my head, and I forced myself to relax. I almost jumped out of the bed when he rested his head to my neck and… err… smelled me… But, that was beside the point. 'Sasuke… loves me? I like him… I don't know about love yet. But, aren't we moving a bit too fast?' I closed my eyes and listened to Sasuke's breathing. When it evened out, I knew that he was asleep. 'I should go to sleep, too.
~Naruto's dream~
I was falling… falling… falling… I landed on the ground, unharmed. Squinting my eyes, I stared up at the blazing sun. 'Strange, I thought I was at Sasuke's house…'
"My house?" a voice intruded.
'SHIT! I said that out loud?' I quickly turned around and saw Sasuke standing in extremely tight clothes. They were even tighter than the ones at the time he got hit by that car! 'Where are the fangirls that probably would've died of a nosebleed right now?'
"Well, if you want to go to my house that badly, we can." Sasuke smirked and with a snap of his fingers, we were in his room. I didn't like the smirk that still lingered on the black-haired boy's face.
"So, why did you want to come to my house, Na-ru-to," Sasuke asked in a deep, yet husky voice. He licked his lips and crawled closer to me like a cat.
Gulping, I backed up and into the bed. 'What the fuck? Why is the bed standing straight up?' Suddenly, I felt chains gripping my arms and legs and spread them apart, until I was in the figure of an 'X'. I tried to pull my hands and feet loose, but it was of no use.
Sasuke, with a predatory glint in his eyes, approached me with a… KNIFE? 'FUCK! SASUKE'S GONNA KILL ME?' "GAH! S-sasuke! What are you going to do with that thing? It looks pretty sharp, don't you think? I suggest you put it away."
"Now, why would I do that, my Naru-chan? I have my little fox all tied up and ready for me to eat up. It would be such a waste to just let you go without having fun with you first." Sasuke leaned close to me and licked the shell of my ear. I shuddered, but not in disgust. Then, the bastard trailed down to my neck and gave it a few kisses and sucks. Moaning at the sensation, I stuttered out, "S-sasuke… Ngh… Stop i-it… Hah."
"I don't think so, dobe." 'He even uses that fucking nickname in my dreams? Way to ruin the mood!' "Stop calling me that, you fucking asshole!" I furrowed my eyebrows and was about to continue giving the teme a piece of my mind when I was stopped short. Sasuke used the knife to slowly cut off each article of clothing on my body. First, he cut off my favorite orange T-shirt. Then, it was my cargo pants that had fallen victim to his sharp blade. This left me only in my boxers.
"Naruto, you have a well toned body, don't you think so? If only you ate less ramen, I wonder what this body would look like." Sasuke said with a dark laugh.
"RAMEN IS THE BEST!" I hollered angrily. 'How dare the bastard make fun of ramen!"
Sasuke just gave another dark chuckle. He came closer to me and kissed me. I gave a small, pleased grunt as Sasuke wrapped his tongue around mine, sensually massaging it. Sasuke smirked in a spazzy way. I mentally slapped myself for enjoying the pleasure. 'You're supposed to resist, man, RESIST!' However, before I could complain, the black-haired boy licked down my neck and gave it a suck.
"Ngh… S-sa— mmn." I moaned in sharp gasps.
Sasuke reached my collarbone and proceeded to mark that place, too! He, then, licked down to my left nipple and kissed it tenderly. I tried to hold back my moans, but I failed when Sasuke took it into his mouth and played it around with his tongue. He turned to the right one and gave it the same treatment. 'Ah fuck! This feels so good!'
Sasuke smacked his lips together and continued to work lower. He dipped his tongue into my bellybutton as he went even further down. Finally reaching my boxers, he took the knife and cut that piece of clothing off, too! "Fuck, Sasuke! Can't you do it without destroying my clothes?"
"Ah so you do enjoy it. I thought you didn't want this. And also, your arms and legs are tied down. I can't take them off that way." Sasuke grinned deviously.
"Then, take off these chains for fuck's sake!"
"No can do, dobe." Sasuke grabbed my member, making me groan. Pumping it slowly, he kissed the tip. Next, he began to lick it and dip his tongue into my slit. I couldn't stifle the moan in time and let it out as he continued with his actions. I was growing painfully hard! Sasuke, taking notice of this, took his hand away from the base of my cock and deep-throated me.
"Ah… Sa… su… uhh… ke… Fuuuu….k" I incoherently mumbled.
"I'm surprised you can still talk, usurantonkachi."
"Te…me… Fuuuu… Ah… k...you."
Smirking yet again, Sasuke licked the underside of my member and gave it a hard suck. That completely stopped me from being able to form complete words.
"Ah! S'uke… Hah… ngh… ha… uhhh…" I let out a shriek as I came in his mouth. Sasuke swallowed all but one trail of white cum that dripped down his chin. Wiping it with his finger, he licked the fluid off.
Panting heavily, my already red cheeks grew even brighter at the show. "Hah… Hah… Hah… You perverted… old man!" I screamed.
Sasuke did not look pleased with the statement of 'perverted old man'. He growled and snapped his fingers.
I had somehow turned around and was chained onto my stomach instead of my back. Also, the bed had finally regained gravity and settled down horizontally. Sighing in relief, I thought it was over when Sasuke made no move towards me. Oh, how wrong I was. Suddenly, I felt pain on my left butt cheek. It stung liked crazy! Narrowing my eyes, I turned my head to face the probably smirking boy and gave him the dirtiest look I could muster. Sasuke, however, was unfazed by it and continued his actions. SLAP SLAP SLAP!
"SASUKE! STOP FUCKING HITTING ME! IT FUCKING HURTS, YOU BASTARD!" I screamed.
"Such a dirty mouth… I'll teach you. And, from now on, call me Sasuke-sama." Sasuke said through clenched teeth.
"The fuck I will, basta—" I was interrupted when Sasuke gave me a few more slaps. "WHAT THE FU—" This time, my ass was not met with a hand, but a large effing stick or cane or something of that sort!
"Oh, I see you're a masochist." Sasuke stated as he saw my dick grow hard again. He continued to spank me with the freakin' stick, and many moans left my throat. A tear rolled down my cheek from the pain. 'I'M CRYING?' I immediately stopped the waterworks and focused on my poor cock. Panting heavily, I grinded against the bed to get some friction to my member until I finally came a second time.
Coming close to my ear, Sasuke lustfully whispered, "I didn't give you permission to come now, did I? For your punishment, why don't you give the real Sasuke the same show in the reality, and not here in dreamland? I wonder what the real me would be like. He's probably even more sadistic and perverted than. And, call him Sasuke-sama or Sasuke-sensei. I'm positive he'll love it."
All I could do was pant heavily, but nod nonetheless. My head was all mushy, and it was extremely hard to think. All I could hear was Sasuke calling my name many times. "Naruto, Naruto, Naruto." 'Sasuke?'
"Naruto! Wake up, dobe!" 'Who the fuck is that? He's disturbing my sleep.' Suddenly, the voice stopped, and I felt pressure on my lips. My eyes instantaneously shot open and saw Sasuke straddling and kissing me. Pushing him away, I half yelled and half stuttered, "T-teme! What t-the fuck was th-that?"
"Hn. Took you long enough to wake up. You were moaning my name when you were sleeping. 'Ah! Sasuke!'" the raven mocked. "Were you having a dirty dream about me, Na-ru-to?" Sasuke asked huskily as he nudged my erection. I moaned, but I muffled it by turning my head around and buried my face into the pillow.
Sasuke was annoyed with this act and turned me back to face him again.
"What d'ya want…" I glared at him.
"I want to know what you were dreaming about to cause that." Sasuke nodded his head towards my dick.
Blushing, I refused to look at him and suddenly found Sasuke's ceiling quite interesting. The dark-haired boy grunted in irritation and made me look at him directly. I stared into endless black pools and melted in his touch. "Dobe, tell me. What were you dreaming about?"
Frustrated that I was acting like a girl, I replied, "I was thinking of Sakura-chan." 'Heh. That'll probably make him angry.'
"Oh, but why were you moaning my name?" Sasuke leered
'Shit! I forgot that part!' "I wasn't moaning it!"
"Fine, just tell me. What. Was. It. About?"
"Err… I… I… That was the second part of my dream!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Which was about…"
"Erm… You were an old man… And… you were smacking my bu— head," I corrected myself before continuing the lie, "with a cane because I ripped the newspaper you were either reading or doing a Sudoku puzzle."
Sasuke frowned and gave me a cold glare. He got off of me and opened his bedroom door. 'Yes! He believed me! And he said I was a sucky liar. Well, HAHA on you, bastard!'
"Dobe."
"Yes, teme?"
"You're a horrible liar. And I WILL find out what you were dreaming about. You'll see," Sasuke vowed. 'FUCK! HE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!' I winced when Sasuke slammed the door.
I heard a distant watering noise and concluded that Sasuke was probably taking a shower. Looking down at my dick, I thought of Kiba in a slutty dress and shuddered as my erection finally went limp. Taking out my cellphone from my jacket that hung from Sasuke's chair from last night, I checked the time. 6:24 A.M. 'What the fuck? Is Sasuke always up this early?'
I relaxed my scrunched up face and smiled. 'Sasuke, I like you, too. I'll show it soon. Ah! It's almost Christmas! Alright. I'll show it to you then.' I pulled the covers over my head and drifted back to sleep.
Whew… I'm such a perv… What did you think of the lime? :D I wanna know! And please provide criticisms! I wanna know how I can improve on my citrusy writings! :3 But, don't be mean and just say 'it suck', please? Tell me why 'it suck'ed. Pretty please? Soooooo, please review! :D Oh an just so you know, I have dedicated to write this chapter and completely did not do my Math project which is dueeeee very soon! AIYAH! I must hurry! Well, at least I have Memorial Day! And, I shall be doing a 'Quote of the Chapter' thingy cuz it's fun!
Quote of the Chapter: It is not your appearance that captures me; it is your soul, your personality, and who you are. When I look deep into your eyes, I know you are the one for me. The one who will save me from the darkness. The one I would die for. The one that means so much to me. So, I admit it. I love you.
-Sasuke Uchiha
Kat-chan: Wahhh… So cheesy!
Sasuke: HEY! Don't use me!
Kat-chan: Well, I thought you loved Naruto!
Sasuke: … I do… Just use some other corny philosophers out there. Not me. Nuh-uh. No.
Kat-chan: Fine… Be like that…
Sasuke: …
Kat-chan: So… Can I watch?
Sasuke: Watch what?
Kat-chan: Watch you and Naruto do it like bunnies!
Sasuke: No.
Kat-chan: WHAT? Why the hell not!
Sasuke: Cuz I said so.
Kat-chan: You're sooo mean! And to think I wrote a lime for my readers and you!
Sasuke: *thinking about it* Hn… Fine. It'll probably turn the dobe on more…
Kat-chan: !
Sasuke: … If you do that again, it's out of the question.
Kat-chan: *grumble* I would kill you if I could. But, I need you to do some… things to Naruto with that. *points to bag besides Sasuke*
Sasuke: Oh this? Yah… I have all the things I need in there. Hehehehehehehehe…
Kat-chan: The people who can guess what's in this bag correctly can get virtual cookies! :D
Sasuke: Now, time to go catch my little fox.
Kat-chan: Indeed. Now, let us set off! *says in a British accent and sips some tea*