"Tony, what is that thing?" Pepper whines as Tony sits some medal contraption on the table and just sits there glaring at it. "I have no idea. I made it last night and I have no clue what it does." Pepper sits back on the couch and crosses her arms glaring at him. "Were you drunk?" Tony's head immediately dropped. "Only a little….." She sighs and smacks him over the head. "What did I tell you about inventing drunk?" Tony rubs the back of his head and looks at the floor with fake sorrow. "To not to…" Pepper crosses her arms and glares at him. "Are you going to do it again?" Tony just stares at her before sighing. "Probably…." That just earns him a smack on the back of the head again and just as he opens his mouth to protest, Clint walks in. "What's that?" He plops down onto the couch across from them smiling and stretching all the way out. Tony just shrugs. "No clue, built it last night, but I don't remember what it does." Clint just nods. "You were drunk." Tony picks up a pillow and throws it towards the archers face, but Clint easily deflects it and Tony sighs in exasperation. "Stupid spy skills."
Clint just smirks and reaches out to poke the machine when Pepper swat his hand away. "Don't touch Clint, it could be dangerous." Clint rolls his eyes and pulls his hand back. "Pepper, Tony was working with electrical wires, tools, and who knows what else while drunk, but you're worried about me poking it?"
Pepper squints her eyes in a dangerous warning glare and Clint raises his hands in surrender. "Hey, Hey, Chill, it's not my fault if your boyfriend electrocutes himself. I'm still poking it though." With that Clint with reaches out a touches it, somehow managing to press a hidden button that sends out a pulse of light.
Pepper glares murderously and Clint stares at the floor bashfully." I'm sorry Pepper you were right, I don't want to start a fight."
Pepper glares." I told you so Clint, now do you see what I meant?
Tony looks at the two suspiciously. "Did you two mean to rhyme? Because you kind of did that at the same time." Tony's eyes go wide and he covers his mouth with his hand. Pepper and Clint's eyes go wide also and Clint nervously try's to talk. "Is that an accident or was this stupid rhyming what you meant?" Pepper's glare turns ice. "You two are in SO much trouble, and when I tell Natasha it will be double." Pepper groans at the rhyming and Tony holds in a chuckle. "Why in god's name would I want this? It's just not sane."
Clint growls in irritation. "You know I might be a stupid sucker, but you're one crazy-"
"CLINT! TONY! YOU ARE SO DEAD!I'M SO PISSED I'M SEEING RED!"
Clint and Tony's eyes go wide at Natasha's angry voice ringing through the halls. "Shit Tony, the pulse spread, now we will surely be dead." Tony's eyes go quickly from the seething Pepper to the direction of Natasha's nearing voice and suddenly he jumps up grabbing Clint's arm and pulling him towards the door to the elevator at top speed.
"Come on Clint, we gotta run away if we wanna live to see another day."