Warnings: AU, OOC, M/M, Un beta'ed

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

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Awkward. Naruto Uzumaki is literally the definition of awkward. Whether it's because of the way he spoke, or the way he acted, he knew he was making this whole situation uncomfortable. For the past two days, neither of the boys were talking to each other, there were a few greetings, and the occasional 'how are you?' but that's because the blonde felt pressured to say it. To be completely honest, Naruto had no idea why he was acting this way. He blamed the fact that seeing Sasuke in that position was a sight for sore eyes, but deep down he knew he was lying to himself. Surprisingly, Sasuke had not said anything about that certain event, and Naruto hoped Sasuke hadn't sensed his awkwardness, but who was he kidding? A new born baby could sense his awkwardness.

Sapphire eyes stared at the ceiling trying to collect his thoughts, and put them in a chronological order to stop all the confusion his mind was causing him. It was probably around 3 in the morning, but for the last two nights, the blonde couldn't sleep properly. Thoughts clouded his mind and judgement, but frankly he was too scared to act upon them. Did Sasuke honestly not care that Naruto was barely talking to him? Were they seriously going to continue on avoiding each other? Who knows, but Naruto knew he wasn't going to make the first step; he would probably make the whole thing even more awkward, if that is even possible.

He got up and walked out of the room and proceeded to walk downstairs into the kitchen. Maybe a glass of water would help him. As he poured the water into the glass, his thoughts went back to why Sasuke was having such a big effect on him. He was merely hired just to be the younger teen's guardian, nothing more. He was only meant to look after him, and make sure he doesn't get into trouble. Nothing else. He walked out of the kitchen with the glass of water in his hand, as soon as he got near the stairs he saw Sasuke walking down. Oh freakin' hell, this is gonna be awkward. As he walked up the first two steps, Sasuke paused, not moving and blocking the way. As Naruto stepped to the left, Sasuke stepped to his right, as Naruto stepped to the right; Sasuke stepped to his left, blocking the blonde on purpose.

"Would it kill you to say excuse me?" Naruto looked up and stared Sasuke straight in the eye.

"Do you really want me to answer that?" He replied. Sasuke stared back at the blonde before smirking at him.

"Naruto..." Sasuke almost purred his name. Fuck. Naruto thought to himself as he knew what was going to happen. "Why have you been acting so odd?"

"Tch, don't know what you're talking about." The blonde was surprised at how casually he managed to say that, he turned around and walked down the stairs and back into the kitchen. Sasuke wasn't going to let him through so there was no point in trying; he sat and began to drink his glass of water, ignoring Sasuke as he walked in. The raven walked towards Naruto and stood behind him, but Naruto didn't want to make any sort of reaction but instead continued on drinking his water.

"Were you angry?" Naruto almost jumped at how close Sasuke was speaking into his ear, he could feel Sasuke's heat radiate of his body.

"And why would I be angry?" Okay, maybe Naruto was a little bit angry.

"Were you jealous?"

"Hell to the mother freakin' no." Only a teensie, weensie tiny little bit jealous.

"Did you want to be in his position?" Naruto almost choked.

"What?!"

"Did you want to be the one sucking my dick?"

"No!" Naruto's cheeks started to redden a little bit.

"Or did you want me to suck yours?" It was barely a whisper as Sasuke darted his tongue out to lick the side of Naruto's cheek. Immediately, Naruto jumped up and pushed Sasuke back.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa you are too close for comfort!" Naruto backed up; he couldn't believe Sasuke could just say things like that and expect people to act normal around him. Sasuke looked at him innocently. "And keep your tongue in your mouth before I chop it off, okay?"

"Oooh, my, my Uzumaki, threatening me? Kinda sexy don't you think?"

"Sexy? Sexy?! Ah, do you know what would be sexy? My foot shoved in your mouth!" Naruto regretted the words as soon as they had left his mouth. The younger teen just smiled at him.

"Well, I do have a feet fetish, so yes that would be incredibly sexy. "Naruto just shook his head at him.

"How do you manage to have a comeback for absolutely everything?" Sasuke chuckled.

"Maybe it's just with you." Just with me? What did that mean? Naruto looked at him in a confused manner. "You didn't answer my question."

"What question?"

"Did you want me to suck your dick?" Naruto's mouth just fell open. He would never, ever get used to how blunt this kid was.

"We are not having this conversation; I'm going back to bed." Naruto walked out the kitchen, ran back up the stairs and into his room. For some reason, he felt somewhat happy that they were acting normal, well it's not really normal but what they used to be like.

As Sasuke watched the blonde run off, he found himself smiling. He really did miss embarrassing Naruto and even though he would never actually admit it, it did somewhat hurt him that Naruto wasn't properly talking to him for the last two days but now that's changed, he felt pleased with himself. If he was completely honest, he is actually dreading when Itachi comes back, he didn't know what would happen, and frankly, he didn't really want to think about it.

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Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Naruto was awaken by the phone ringing, and quickly ran downstairs to answer it.

"Hello?"

"Is he still alive?" Naruto rolled his eyes,

"Of course he is, nothing's happened to him, he's completely fine. How are you?"

"As good as one can be when their out of control little brother is home with a stranger." Naruto laughed in response.

"Don't worry he's fine, he's not causing any trouble."

"So no drinking?"

"Erm..."

"No partying?"

"Well..."

"No sleeping around?" Naruto paused at that question, technically he hasn't been 'sleeping around'.

"No."

"I find that hard to believe."

"That's understandable, but trust me, he hasn't done anything bad. How's your little holiday been going?"

"I hardly call it a holiday, but it is rather uninteresting. How are you enjoying being with Sasuke?"

"It's erm, definitely a different experience." Naruto grinned. "But I'm having fun."

"I'm glad to hear that. Although there is something I would like to ask you."

"What is it?"

"I received an odd phone call a few days ago." Immediately, Naruto noticed the change in Itachi's tone of voice, it became a bit playful and mischievous.

"Oh? What was it about?" The blonde didn't really understand where Itachi was going with this.

"The voice sounded oddly familiar." Was Itachi implying that it was him? Naruto didn't remember ever calling him. "I'll give you a clue. Seven days." Seven days? "I'll repeat it again, seven days." Naruto shook his head in confusion, it felt a bit like deja vu. As he searched his brain for some time, he had realized why it sounded familiar. Oh shit. Naruto now felt incredibly embarrassed.

"Erm...I still am unsure of what you're talking about."

"Oh really? So I take it you weren't drunk a few days ago."

"Haha, nope. Gotta go, things to do, places to be. Bye!" Naruto quickly hung up the phone. Things that he had done that night were no coming back to him and honest to god, he did not want to remember. He leaned against the wall hoping that Itachi will forget in the future but the chances of that seem incredibly thin. He sighed to himself before shouting out, "Sasuke wake up!"

Naruto walked into the kitchen and started to prepare breakfast. He got some eggs and a few pieces of bacon and began to fry them in a pan. As well as that, he placed 4 pieces of toasts in the toaster. The blonde could hear footsteps and was thankful that he didn't have to go all the way upstairs and wake the younger teen up himself.

"Morning." Naruto said rather cheerfully, trying to forget the conversation with Itachi.

"Morning." Sasuke replied as he sat down while Naruto plated him some food. "Thanks." He mumbled as he began to start eating. When Naruto sat down, it was only then he remembered something at the party.

"You know at the party?"

"Yeah?"

"I er met someone." Suddenly, Naruto felt a bit apprehensive in asking him about who he met, he didn't want to make the raven haired teen feel uncomfortable.

"Who?" Sasuke asked casually, while eating and looking back and forth between his food and Naruto.

"I met this...red headed guy." Naruto watched as Sasuke stopped eating and put his fork down. He looked straight into the blonde's sapphire eyes, no emotion passing through his face.

"And?" The way Sasuke said it; it seemed weird and somewhat forced. As if he didn't want to ask but at the same time he wanted to know.

"Nothing really, I didn't talk to him much but erm, I wanted to ask you something." Naruto tried to find any sort of reaction but there was nothing; instead, Sasuke just pushed his food aside and leaned forward on his elbows just looking at the opposite teen.

"Which is?"

"Well, a while ago when I was in your room," Sasuke smirked as soon as Naruto said that, "saving you from a bird and nothing else-" The blonde tried to convince him even though they both knew it was lies.

"Yes, of course." He commented sarcastically.

"Well, I kinda found something."

"I thought you were trying to save me from a bird?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah I was but it flew in and attacked me so I decided to crawl underneath your bed and-"

"And all this happened while I was in the shower?" The raven rolled his eyes.

"Totally, I have no reason to lie right?" Naruto attempted to act completely innocent. "Anyways, I found a box, full of pictures." Sasuke didn't say anything but just waiting for him to continue. "And, not that I was looking or being nosy, but I found a picture with you and that red headed guy and so I'm guessing that this 'Neji' dude is with that guy but er-"

"Naruto, what's your question?"

"Well, erm what's up with that?" Sasuke chuckled before getting up from seat, and left the kitchen. Naruto blinked in confusion as he stared after him wondering why the hell he just got up and left.

"Are you coming?" He heard Sasuke yell, the blonde got up and walked out of the kitchen still confused by the younger teen's actions, he really was a weird one. Naruto walked up the stairs and into Sasuke's room. "So I take it you want to know what happened." He was currently sitting on his bed and was patting the space next to him. Naruto looked at him oddly before accepting the offer and sat next to him.

"You don't have to tell me if you don't want to."

"It's nothing big; I don't really give a fuck to be honest." Naruto couldn't tell if he was lying or being serious, either way he just shrugged in response.

"So, the red head-"

"Gaara."

"Right, Gaara," Naruto repeated. "Was he like your first love or something?" Sasuke looked at the blonde as if he were an idiot.

"No, I don't believe in bullshit like that." Oh, how nice. Naruto thought as he continued to listen. "But we knew each other for a while, decided to get together, fucked," Of course. The blonde rolled his eyes. "He met Neji, they got together, we split, end of story."

"Wow that was real deep and emotional." Naruto commented sarcastically, he was sure that there was more to the story but he didn't want to pry.

"Told you it was nothing big."

"Right...so that's why the Neji guy is pissed off at you, because you guys used to be together?"

"Pretty much." Naruto nodded, and just accepted the story. "But now I want to ask you something."

"Fire away."

"What happened at the party when you were by yourself?" Naruto started to laugh awkwardly in embarrassment.

"You don't want to know."

"Oh really?" There was clear interest in Sasuke's voice. "Try me." Sasuke moved so he was now sitting in front of Naruto.

"Oh god, it was so embarrassing." He let his head fall in his hands; he didn't want to see Sasuke's reaction. "I remember prank calling people, well someone in particular."

"You prank called people?" Naruto nodded. "Well, you were out of your head."

"I was just a little tipsy."

"You were drunk."

"Maybe a little." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Whatever, do you remember what you were saying?"

"Kind of." Naruto was debating whether or not he should say.

"What did you say?"

"It's not really what I said; it's more of what the other person said." The blonde did remember some of the 'odd' things Itachi had said to him, and the fact that it was Itachi who said that to him, made him really question if the elder Uchiha had another side to him.

"What did the other person say?"

"They were sort of sexual." Sasuke chuckled, who knew Naruto was a dirty talker?

"Well who did you call?"

"Itachi..." Sasuke almost choked on his own spit.

"Are you serious?" To say Sasuke was shocked was an understatement.

"Yes, and he knew who I was." Naruto could just drown in his own embarrassment; he didn't ever want to speak to Itachi ever again.

"Jesus fucking christ Naruto, who knew he could be fun?" Sasuke laughed just imagining the last time Itachi had the tiniest bit of fun. "I can't believe you did that, he's the most uptight guy I know."

"Yeah well imagine how I feel, I was saying some pretty stupid things."

"Well you're stupid all the time, so I doubt you feel any different." Sasuke smirked at him, and in response he received a not so scary glare from the blonde.

"Whatever jerk."

"Wanna play a game?"

"No." Naruto quickly answered knowing that every game Sasuke would suggest will lead to something unwanted.

"So quick to answer, you haven't even heard what I was going to say."

"I don't want to know."

"I was just going to say if you wanted to prank call some people, nothing else." Naruto gave him an odd look.

"Why is it that I don't believe you?" Sasuke grinned at him before taking out his phone, and looking for a number. He made sure it was on private before calling.

"Here." Sasuke passed the phone to Naruto. "It's an ex of mine." Naruto took the phone and put it towards his ear. He felt like laughing as he heard the ringing.

"Hello?" It was a feminine voice so Naruto decided to put on his best accent.

"Eh, hallo? Hallo? I vould like to orderrrr aaa coca-colaaaa."

"Who is this?" Naruto then decided to change his accent.

"Well my name is Antascia, Montanna, Gabriella, Mymumwantstokillya-" Naruto started laughing as the line got cut. "I didn't mean for the last bit to come out but it just rhymed." Sasuke just shook his head while smiling.

"That is what you call a prank call?"

"Yes, and it was hilarious. Give me another number." Sasuke looked for another number, making sure to put in on private before calling it and having it on loud speaker. This time a man answered.

"Hello?"

"Hello, this is Casanova Window Cleaning, how may I clean your windows? We also do iguana repairs. Do you have an iguana? Do you have a window? Do you have an iguana outside your window? Well come down to our store! And remember to bring plenty of red bull! Iguanas can't go an hour without one! And I'm not providing it, I'm not a millionaire!" Naruto hung up and went into a full fit of laughter. "Oh god, I don't know how I come up with this stuff."

"Who knew you could be so creative." Sasuke said jokingly. He called another number and waited for someone to pick up.

"Hiya." It was a girl's voice.

"Umm, hi is Monalisa there? I'm just calling to tell her that her cupcake order is ready."

"Oh, sorry wrong number."

"Oh, that's okay, can you tell Monalisa that her cupcake order is ready?"

"I don't think you heard me, you've got the wrong number."

"Well that's great, can you just tell Monalisa that her cupcake order is ready?"

"YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER!"

"Oh thanks, just remember to tell Monalisa that her cupcake order is ready." The line went dead. Both Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other before laughing. "Who did I just call?"

"The most annoying girl on the planet." Sasuke replied.

"Why don't you do one?" Naruto took Sasuke's phone and looked for a random name and called it. "You answer this one."

"Hello?" The voice was rather innocent like, but did sound manly.

"Are you the one who hit my car?" Sasuke sounded threatening and pissed off.

"W-what?"

"You left a note and number on my windshield."

"I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about."

"Don't fuck with me."

"I'm not fucking with a-anybody!"

"Oh really, are you a virgin?" Sasuke's tone changed and now started to sound a bit sexual, he knew the answer to the question, this guy was someone he met ages ago, and he was incredibly frigid.

"N-no, that's a bit personal."

"Well you did hit my car."

"No I didn't."

"That's what someone who hit my car would say."

"You're lying."

"So are you."

"About what?"

"Everything."

"Are you high?"

"Quite possibly."

"Who are you?"

"Your dead cat."

"I don't own a cat."

"Of course not, I'm dead."

"What the hell?"

"Want to hear a joke?"

"What?"

"My body."

"I don't get it."

"Exactly." Sasuke hung up as both teens started laughing.

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Heya guys! I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter! Everyone seemed to love the prank calling so I decided to involve it in this chapter as well, because I personally love prank calling and dares, I find them hilarious :D I've got 2 free months now because I have officially finished school, YAY! No more work, getting up in the morning or exams. :} sorry for any punctual/spelling/grammar mistakes xD

Q: I would just like to ask a random question, and it'll be really helpful and well appreciated if you guys answered; which phrase sounds better, I'm the best or I'm the greatest?

Please review and let me know what you thought of this chapter! ;3