A.N. Hello again, my fellow readers! Nice to see, or read your reviews again! For those of you I don't even no exist because they didn't review...shame on you. So sorry I didn't update, I was dreaming up some new ideas and I had camp, but here I am continuing.

Disclaimer: I'm not Rick Riordan, I'm Fic Riordan, which means I write fanfictions.

Artemis and Apollo walked into their 'house' wordlessly. For some reason, this school made typos and had days when some classes went and others didn't, like optional weekends, if you wish.

So far, they only made one typo. Demeter, Poseidon, and Hestia all have the same schedule. (A.N. Sorry, I'm a little lazy.)

Hades was starting to show signs of recovering. Apollo had diagnosed him with depression after the first day of school. Well, we'll have to see how he does when he sees Mrs. Levesque again.

Aphrodite did have the love weaknesses too. But, she was, well, Aphrodite.

"I can't believe how John and Samantha broke up!" Aphrodite whaled into a pillow.

"Oh, grow up," Artemis mentioned, she thought the couple was disgusting, "it's a stupid TV show."

"Wait a little while," Hermes whispered, "after she finishes the TV show, she won't know what to do with her life, it happened to me."

Aphrodite threw a pillow at him, and he dropped to his knees complaining about his new weakness.

Hera and Zeus were talking in a corner, after Zeus got through his daily complaining about how he wanted to go home, Rhea appeared in a flash of light. She said if they could act like a family they'd then be finally be able to go back to Olympus, or if they died, of old age, first.

So yeah, Hera and Zeus were either banging their head on the table (Zeus), or groaning thinking of possibilities to help.

"Oh my us!" Aphrodite shrieked when she read the mail.

"What is it?" everyone yelled, but you know that in their heads they were thinking, What'd you do, break a nail?

"Artemis and Apollo have a dance!" she started to dance around the room.

Artemis looked like doomsday had caught up with her, maybe she wouldn't die of old age after all. Apollo started to think of pick up lines.

Oh, great. The pick up lines.

"I'll get to dress you guys up, and then teach you how to dance..."

"Aphrodite," Artemis yelled, "I'm not going to the dance!"

"What?!" Aphrodite yelled, "But, you, like, have to!"

"Hey babies," Apollo slid between them, "what're your signs."

Aphrodite looked disgusted, like horrible pick up line.

Artemis just sighed, "Do not enter." then she stormed off into her room.

"Well," Poseidon spoke up for the first time in a while, "she must be feeling sassy."

"Bad luck, dude," Hephaestus added, "but maybe you shouldn't flirt with your sister."

Apollo face-palmed, That was dumb. he thought.

Reading his expression, Athena swatted him over the head, "No, duh, Sherlock."

Apollo, deciding that he would use the results he got from when he used his pick up lines with the gods, to think about what to use with the mortals. :)

Oh, great.

"Stupid." Hades mumbled for the first time in a couple days.

Everyone swung his head at him shocked, Hermes, deciding to be the odd one out, did it dramatically fell onto his knees and stared off into the distance.

They could've sworn that golden light bathed him.

So you had to break the silence for poor Hades's sake.

"Where've you people been all my life?" Apollo asked the remaining goddesses.

"We've been right in front of you, stupid!" was the common answer.

But there was another one, "Hiding from you." ah, the wonders of the Olympic family.

"Okay, everyone," Hera walked from the counter to where most of the other gods and goddesses were sitting, "you guys, go to bed."

"Why!" Hermes and Apollo pouted.

"Because I said so."

"Yes, ma'am."

Most of the gods walked out with a fuss, except for Hades, who was still very, very depressed. Poseidon dragged him. Brotherly love.

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