And now the thrilling conclusion to the first two parter.
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Ed-iversary (Part 2)
"I just don't get it, man." Says Kevin as he sees the Ed sitting in his room watching TV, then he turns around to the street to see Eddy walking, looking mad. Kevin, Jenna, Nazz, Kyle, Zoe, Paul, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and Plank all stand next to Ed's house in secret. "It's like the balance is insanely out of wack." Says Kyle. "I saw Dos D in his room, reading, looked sad." Jenna says, "What happened between them?" asks Kevin, "We don't know." Says Sarah, "They were like this yesterday. Something happened and they started fighting." Says Jimmy. "Drama, wicked." Says Zoe, entertained.
Rolf comes on to the group as Eddy leaves the cul-de-sac. "This is a bad omen in my country, when a trio like the Ed-boys is separated by anger, bad things will come!" Rolf warns. "We gotta do something, find out what they're fighting about and make peace between them." Says Paul. "We've gotta do something, it fells weird to have the Eds not be friend." Says Nazz. "Yeah, they've been friends as long as I can remember, they were the first kids here!" says Jonny. "Wait, what did you just say?" Nazz asks. "They were the first kids here and that they've been friends as long as I can remember." Says Jonny, "That's it!" cheers Nazz, "What is?" asks Jenna. "We've gotta remind the Eds why they're friends, we don't know, but they do." Says Nazz, "I've got a plan, Kyle, are you still friends with Rachel?" she asks, "Yeah, why?"
2 HOURS LATER
Eddy sits in his living room watching TV, when he hears the doorbell ringing. "I'm coming." Says Eddy, he answers the door and sees the Kankers! "Crud." Mutters Eddy. "What do you want from me Kankers?" "Nothin', for now." Says Lee, "May, deliver the package." "You got it Lee." Says May, she hold out a present box for Eddy. Eddy opens it and receives a punch from Marie who was inside the box. "I gotta stop falling for that." Mutters Eddy as he passes out.
Meanwhile at Double D's house, he hears a knock on the door as well and goes down to answer it. "Yes, what is it?" asks Double D as he answers the door, he sees Rachel and her other Goth friends: Sean, Bill, and Dean, along with Kyle and Nazz. "Hello, everybody, what can I for you?" Double D asks, "Hey, Double D, they told us about that fight between you and the other Eds." Says Rachel "So we wanted to know if there was anything we could do for you?" asks Sean, "Well thank you I..." "Screw it, hit him!" says Bill, Dean then hits Double D over the head with a rock. "You didn't have to do that." Says Kyle, "One: Yes he did. Two: It was funny." Says Bill.
At Ed and Sarah's house Ed sits in his room, sadly watching TV, then he smells something, he looks out the window and sees a Jube-Jubes trail. "Yum-yum! Jube-Jubes for Ed!" cheers Ed, who comes out the window and begins eating the candy while Jenna and Sarah watch. "Why didn't we hit him over the head like we did the other two?" asks Jenna, "Trust me, it would not have worked." Says Sarah. Ed follows the candy trail strait to the school.
Eddy and Double D, both unconscious, are placed on chairs next to each other. Ed comes in and then someone ties a blindfold around his head. "Who turned the lights out?" Ed asks, and then someone grabs him and leads him to a chair. "Oh, is this a piñata? I love piñatas!" cheers Ed, and then he feels himself being tied down. "Wait! Sarah, please don't! I do not want to be your piñata again!" Ed cries, "What does he mean by that?" asks Paul, "Long story." Says Sarah.
"Okay, wake them up and take the blindfolds off." Says Kevin. Jonny and Zoe take off the blind folds and wake Eddy and Double D up. "My life is a lie!" cries Eddy "Car seat!" cries Double D, "Butter Toast!" cheers Ed. "What the? Monobrow, Sockhead?" Asks Eddy. "What are we doing here, and why are we tied up?" asks Double D. Then they look around to see Kevin, Nazz, Jonny, Plank, Rolf, Jimmy, Sarah, Kyle, Jenna, Paul, Zoe, Lee, May, Marie, Rachel, Sean, Bill, and Dean. "What's going on?" asks Eddy. "This is your anniversary party, weather you like it or not." Says Nazz.
"What?" cries Eddy. This is absurd! I'm afraid we've parted ways." Says Double D. "What happened between you guys anyway?" asks Jonny. "It's too complicated for any of you to understand." Says Eddy, "Try us." Says Rachel. "We did this to remind you how you became friends in the first place. So why did you?" asks Jenna, "Why we became friends? Good question." Says Eddy "Yeah, why did we again?" asks Ed, "I don't know, and I certainly don't remember what I was doing with these two ignoramuses!" says Double D. "Well, try to." Says Sean. "Make with the flashbacking or we'll take care of ya." Says Maries, "You bet." Says May, licking her lips.
"Wait, I'm starting to remember how Ed and me met." Says Eddy.
10 YEARS AGO
A young Eddy, age 3, sits down on the sidewalk. "The only kid in this place, what to do." He mutters, then he hears something. He turns around to see another three year old, one wearing a diaper, a red and white stripped T-shirt, and a rattle in his hand. "Who are you?" Eddy asks "I am Ed and I am new to this place and I am only three and a half years old. Who are you?"
The young Eddy looks at this weird looking kid. He's taller than he is; he only has one eyebrow, and no chin. "Ed huh? I'm Eddy, the only kid in this place besides you." Says Eddy. "Then will you be my friend?" asks Ed, his eyes getting big. "Sure, why not?" "HOORAY!" cheers Ed. Ed hugs Eddy cheering all the way. "New friend, new friend, new friend!" 'Wow, I'm concerned about this guy, whatever that means.' Thinks the young Eddy.
"That's how you and Ed met?" asks Double D, "Why didn't you ever tell me that?" "Oh cry me a river Double D." mutters Eddy. "Well how did you guys meet Double D?" asks Paul. "I'll tell you that." Says Double D.
10 YEARS AGO
A young boy with purple britches and a red T-shirt and a black hat steps out of his new house while his parents haul in the furniture. He looks over to see two boys his age; one in a yellow long-sleeved shirt with a beanie and an odd looking boy with no chin and one eyebrow.
"Salutations, gentlemen. My family and I have just moved in, thank you." Double D says. "Hey Ed, get a load of the new kid on the block." Eddy says, "Where?" asks Ed, Eddy pulls Ed's head at Double D. "Oh, hello Friend, I am Ed." "And I'm Eddy." Says Eddy. Double D shakes both their hands. "Pleased to meet you. My name is Edd also, but with two D's!" "Gee, ain't that a coincidence? We all have the same last name." says Eddy, Ed laughs, "Yes, humorous indeed." Says Double D. "Oh, hey! Be amazed kid! Watch bottomless Ed eat the humongous TV set! For you only a quarter." Eddy says. "I'll give you two, as it would be impossible for the human esophagus to manage such a feat."
"In your hat, bucko!" says E, as he picks up the TV and swallows it whole! "Good lord! I think I'm going to be ill!" cries Double D. "Oh relax, Edd. Ed eaten worse than this." "Yeah Edd, I Ed have eaten even the dreaded broccoli! It was bad." "Oh really Ed? I like broccoli." Says Double D. "You're not normal. Ya know that Edd with two D's is gonna get confusing." Says Eddy. "Well, that is correct; maybe a nickname would be appropriate." "How about Sockhead?" asks Eddy, "No, why on earth would you want to call me a name like that?" asks Double D, "Well, what's up with you're hat?" asks Ed. "Well, something… secret." Mutters Double D. "How about Double D?" asks Ed. "Why that would be perfect." Says Double D. "Sure whatever." Says Eddy.
"So that's how the Double D Ed boy me the other Ed boys." Says Rolf. "So it would seem." Mutters Rachel. "What is this all about anyway? Do you want to know our pasts for a book or something?" asks Double D. "Listen, for all of our, well most of us, lives you guys have been that trio of nuts we all can respect." Says Nazz. "Really?" asks Eddy, baffled. "Yeah." Says Kevin, of all people. "I mean you guys have been best buds for 10 years, 10 years! You just can't let something like that go easily." "Kev's right on the money." Says Jenna.
"Perhaps you are on to something but still!" says Double D, "After all these two and you guys have put me through," "We said we were sorry for that Halloween thing, Geesh!" cries Sarah, "Still, after what happened between us, it's not something easily forgivable." Says Double D. "Yeah, after what these two meenies did to me, there is no forgiving of badness guys!" says Ed, "And once again, Ed butchers the English language." Comments Rachel.
"But what about Double D's hat?" asks Zoe, "I guess I can tell you that. You see before my family left I played one last time at the playground at the town we used to live in. There was a big hill and some older children were playing dodge ball on the hill, which was very big. I was hit and I fell off the hill and landed in a thorn bush." "That does not sound pleasant." Says Lee.
"Wait! Remember the time you met me?" asks Jonny.
9 YEARS AGO
"Face it Eddy, it's only the three of us, and I hardly think any of these adults will fall for our swindles." Says Double D. "Do you have to be a party pooper Double D?" asks Eddy. "Where's Ed?" They both look around and see Ed going into the new playground. Double D and Eddy follow him in and see a bald kid with a big head, and a small piece of wood with two eyes and a smile drawn on it, stuck in-between the bars of the monkey bars.
"Who are you baldy?" asks Eddy, "Eddy, manners! Clearly this boy is new." Says Double D. "Hey, you guys can ya get me down from here?" says the boy. "Why certainly, I am Eddward, but with two D's, but you may call me Double D." "Eddy, this is Ed, who are you?" Eddy asks. "I'm Jonny and this here is my pal Plank!" says Jonny.
"Uh-oh, the new kid's a weirdo." Eddy whispers to Double D. "Now Eddy, don't be rude. Jonny needs our help. Ed, would you please get Jonny down." "You got it Double D!" says Ed, who climbs up the latter and then jumps on Jonny's head. "Ed! Not like that!" "It's no prob Double D, this happens all the time, right Plank?" says Jonny, before falling out of the bars. "Thanks guys." Says Jonny. "So, what's up with the wood?" asks Eddy. "Plank? He's my best pal. What's that Plank? Plank says He likes you." Says Jonny.
"Good to know." Says Eddy, wearily. "Well, I gotta get home. Nice meeting ya." Says Jonny running off to his new home. "What was that?" asks Eddy, "Yeah, that Plank guy was pretty nice." Says Ed. "I believe that this is the start of something very odd." Says Double D.
"And that was how we met Admiral Pop n' Fresh." Says Ed. "Jonny, Ed." "Jonny." Says Ed. "Then what happened?" asks Kyle. "Oh yeah! Baby Jimmy came in." says Ed, "Not to mention baby ear buster over there." Says Eddy motioning to Sarah
8 and ½ years ago
Eddy and Double D are sitting inside of Ed's room looking around. "Wow Ed, I can't believe that you have to give you're room up just because of that little sister is being born." Says Eddy as he helps Ed, Ed's Dad, and Double D move Ed's things to the basement. "It is no problem Eddy; I've always wanted to live in the basement! It's so cool."
When they get down to the basement and put all of Ed's things down, Stan says; "Well, I'll get this done latter. There's a new neighbor Angie wants us to meet." "Another family moved in? I hope this kid's not as weird." Says Eddy.
When they get outside they see a moving van right next door. "Well welcome to Peach Creek, I'm Angela Christensen, my husband Stan will be along shortly with my son, Ed and his friends, Eddy and Double D." says an eight months pregnant Angela to Wendy Blackwell, who has a baby Jimmy in her arms as James Blackwell and the movers move all of items in. "Well we're happy to be here, I'm sure Jimmy will love it, he's only a month old you know." Says Wendy.
"Well, we're here." Says Stan as he comes in with Ed, Double D, and Eddy. "Greetings ma'am, I am Eddward Hart, welcome to our humble Cul-De-Sac." Says Double D, "Oh yes, I just talked to you're parents Eddward, thank you." Says Wendy. "Eddy McGee, welcome and stuff." Mutters Eddy. "Baby!" cheers Ed, "Mom, can I hold the baby? Please?" begs Ed, "I'm sorry Edward, but you may not." Says Angela. "So when is you're baby coming?" asks Wendy, "Next month, her name will be Sarah." Says Angela.
One Month Later
Ed is staying at Eddy's house while Angela and Stan are at the hospital. "Oh Boy Eddy! Tomorrow I will be a big brother to a little sister!" cheers Ed, "No matter what, you won't be as cool of a big brother as mine was!" says Eddy. "Where is you're Brother Eddy?" asks Ed, "Away." Says Eddy. "Alright you two lights out, goodnight." Says Gladys.
The next morning everyone in town was awoken by two huge screams! "Whoa!" cries Eddy as he wakes up covering his ears with his pillow. "I'm a brother!" cheers Ed as Eddy's window breaks.
A few days later the new Baby Sarah is home. Let the ear rape begin.
"And that is how we met Jimmy and Sarah." Says Double D. "That leaves Captain Kev, Country Boy, Nazzalicious, and the Kankers." Says Paul. "Not the Kankers, we've already covered that, watch it." Says Eddy. "Wait, I'm next! I was there before Rolf and Kevin." Says Nazz. "Oh yeah, back when Nazz was fat." Says Ed. This caused shocked looks on the faces of the newer additions who all look at Nazz.
8 Years Ago
Eddy, Ed, and Double D sit in the playground, bored. "What to do, I'm tired of scamming Jonny." "It's a curse Eddy, we'll just have to wait until another kid moves in." says Double D, "You like now?" asks Ed, pointing at a moving van going into the Cul-de-sac.
They go to see who's moving in and they see Jonny is also there. "Hey, guys look at the new girl." Calls Jonny pointing at an obese blonde girl. "Hi! I'm Nazz nice to meet you." She says. "I'm Eddy." "Ed." "Double D" "And I'm Jonny." They say.
"And that's how we met Nazz." Says Eddy. "That's it?" asks Zoe. "Yeah, that seemed pretty short." Says Sean. "So sue me." Says Eddy. "And this is where I come in, right?" says Kevin. "You are correct Kevin." Says Double D.
6 Years Ago
"Come on, Ed!" says Eddy "There's a new kid coming today! You gotta be there." "No can do Eddy. Mom has left me in charge of Jimmy and Sarah while she is gone and I will stay." "Okay, let's go Double D." says Eddy as they walk down to the house next to Eddy's house.
There they see a boy with a green T-shirt, a red hat, and black shorts. ""Hey there new kid I'm Eddy and this is my buddy Double D." says Eddy. "Pleased to meet you new comer." Double D says, offering his hand out to shake. The boy shakes both their hands. "I'm Kevin, nice to meet ya. I just moved in from the city." "Oh the city, libraries, theaters, schools, government buildings…" "Don't bore him Sockhead." Says Eddy.
"Hey guys, is this the new kid?" asks Jonny "What do you think baldy?" mutters Eddy. "I'm Jonny! And this here is my pal Plank." Says Jonny, holding Plank up for Kevin to see. Kevin looks at Eddy and Double D, confused. "Smile and look impressed." Whispers Double D "Yeah he kinda needs it." Eddy adds.
"I'm Kevin." Says Kevin high fiving Jonny. "Hi, I'm Nazz, who are you?' asks Nazz who comes up. Kevin looks at the fat girl before him, but smiles and shakes her hand. "Kevin's the name." says Kevin. "Any other kids around here?" asks Kevin. "Well there is our buddy Ed and his little sister Sarah and Jimmy." Says Eddy, "But Ed has to watch them today." Says Double D.
"And that is how we met Kevin." Says Ed. "Wait, then how did you meet him?" asks Bill. "We got a limit of how long we can make this thing, we can't cover everything." Says Eddy. "But then how did Kevin turn into you're enemy?" asks Kyle. "Scams. What else?" explains Double D. "Now it is Rolf's turn! Tell the tale Ed boys!" says Rolf. "Okay Stretch." Says Eddy.
5 and ½ Years Ago
We see Young Rolf, who looks the same as during his flashback in "Every Which Way but Ed," moving into his new home in the cul-de-sac. He helps Noah and another workman move in by pushing a huge rectangular crate towards his new backyard. We hear farm animals inside the crate.
"[ARGH, WHY MUST ROLF ASSIST IN THE HEAVY LABOR?]" Rolf complains in his native language while Noah and the other workman move furniture out of the moving truck and into the new house. Rolf strains himself over and over before he finally reaches his spacious new backyard, which has a shed. Rolf looks at it.
"Hmm... nice, green and... sp-spacious, yes?" Rolf stutteringly comments his new farm, stuttering because he hasn't fully mastered English yet. He leaps up onto the crate, and lifts up the door in front: "[WELCOME TO OUR NEW HOME, LIVESTOCK!]"
All of the Vorliks' livestock rush out of the cramped crate and start roaming around the farm, except one that's still in the crate, whining. Rolf drops down, seeing that it's...
"[Wilfred, come out and smell the fresh air. It is good for you.]" Rolf goes in to get Wilfred. But we hear Wilfred SQUEAL repeatedly, then the little piglet dashes out of the crate in a frenzied panic! Wilfred runs out of the farm and Rolf chases after him, yelling "WILFRED!" repeatedly before finally jumping on and catching him in the middle of the cul-de-sac.
"[Calm down!]" Rolf subdues Wilfred and picks him up by his nostrils, then...
"THAT WAS COOL!" Young Jonny, having curly hair and wearing the same clothes except for having blue shorts, rushes up to Rolf with Plank. "GREETINGS, NEW KID! I'M JONNY, AND THIS IS MY PAL PLANK!"
"Uhh... Hello, Jonny!" Rolf waves.
"WE HAVE A NEWCOMER, SARAH!" Young Jimmy, having smaller curls and wearing the same clothes except having a short-sleeved shirt, calls over Sarah from her house. Young Sarah comes, wearing shorts but otherwise looking the same.
"DOGPILE ON THE NEW KID!" Sarah declares, then she, Jimmy and Jonny dogpile on Rolf.
"WHOOHOO!" Young Kevin joins the dogpile. He is long-haired, and his clothes are the same except his shirt is sleeveless. He, Sarah, Jimmy and Jonny laugh until...
"YYEEAAHH!" Young Nazz yells, then we see her fat, silhouetted figure dropping down for the dogpile! Kevin, Sarah, Jimmy, Jonny, and especially Rolf develop bug-eyes as the enormous Nazz SLAMS onto them, also cracking the cul-de-sac a bit upon impact. Nazz also wears the same clothes, but of larger sizes to cover her fat self. She giggles and gets up, and all the kids except Rolf unflatten themselves.
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new guy!" Kevin greets as he helps Rolf up. "What's your name?"
"... I... I am... Rolf! My name is Rolf!" Rolf introduces himself.
"Were you really that much of a jerk?" asks Kyle. "Well, yes." Mutters Kevin.
"And you are?" asks Rolf, "I'm Kevin, this is Nazz and Jonny." Says Kevin. "And this is Plank." says Jonny. Rolf looks at the others. "Just roll with it." Whispers Nazz. "Hello Jonny and wood." Says Rolf. "Now I must help Papa with the chickens." Says Rolf. "Chickens?" cries Ed.
"And that is how we met Rolf." Says Eddy. "Ya happy? Can we go now?" he asks. "No." says Nazz. "Not until you kiss and make up." Says Zoe."Wait, there's still one thing left unanswered. How did blonde-y loose her weight?" asks Maries. "Exercise." Says Nazz.
"Why can't you guys be friends again?" asks Jimmy. "I'll tell ya why. Our whole friendship has been a series of 'What the Heck?' moments!" cries Eddy. "He's right! Our friendship has been rather odd." Agrees Double D. "Yeah." Says Ed. "Can't argue with there." Comments Sean.
"Wait, there is something we didn't flashback to yesterday." Says Double D. "What?" asks Ed. "Remember when we were in the swamp." Says Double D.
Double D angrily walks away from the mud soaked Ed and Eddy. "Hey where ya goin'? You're heading back into the swamp!" calls Eddy who catches up to Double D and grabs his arm. "My bro don't live…" "Don't you dare touch me!" yells Double D. Eddy backs up a little. "A sap? Me? Well excuse me for thinking I had lost the only two people I have left in this world!" Double D cries. "And?" asks Eddy. "It's surprising, because you're little desire to rob, sandbag, and swindle IS WHAT GOT US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!" yells Double D. "I helped too." Says Ed.
Double D looks at Ed in a very menacing way, then back to Eddy. "You and your nefarious scams!" "Like you're so innocent, YOU BUILT THE STUPID THING!" says Eddy. They begin to punch and hit each other. "If you had just listened to what I said, and Not pushed the red button!" "Stop! I demand you tickle each other right now!" Ed cries. "Stay out of it Ed!" They both say. "Double D and Eddy's dark sides have consumed them both!"
Double D throws Eddy off with a "That's enough!" Eddy lands on the pavement, cracking it. "I'm returning home." Says Double D. "But we can't go home, Double D!" cries Ed. "I'd rather face my consequences Ed, then wonder aimlessly with a so called friend!" says Double D, walking away.
Eddy gets up and begins to tear up. "We are three no ore! Like Hop, Skip, but no Jump! Like Up, up, but no Away! Like Blah, Blah, without the other Blah!" cries Ed in tears. "Go On! Who needs ya? Go on home! And you know what else? You're right! This is all my fault!" Eddy screams, this causes Double D to stop. "That's right. You heard! A foul up, wannabe, loser!" Eddy starts crying and hitting himself. "What's that Eddy? On you're shirt?" asks Double D. "What?" Eddy asks. "Are those soap deposits of you're lamentation?" Eddy looks at his shirt, then Double D flips his nose. "Gotcha." Says Double D. Eddy and Double D smile at each other.
"Hooray! We are three once more!" Ed cheers, picking the two up on his shoulders and he heads the other way. "Not that way, Ed. This way." Says Double D setting Ed in the right direction. "You heard my pal Ed." Says Eddy. "What would you ever do without me Eddy?" "Don't milk it Sockhead."
"That's where we made a breakthrough in our friendship." Says Double D, "Yeah, who could've guessed that a trio of nuts like us could've had this big of a friendship?" says Eddy. "Elvis?" says Ed. "So, are you guys cool?" asks Kevin. Eddy, Double D, and Ed look at each other. "Yeah, we're cool." Says Eddy. "What were you guys fighting about anyway?" asks Rachel.
The Eds all look at each other, then shrug, causing everyone to face palm and groan.
(I Would like to have a bit of a soundtrack here, so I chose this music: .com/watch?v=kfcMYmoNQUo&feature=relatedfrom 1: 20 on.)
They untie the Eds and hand them glasses with drinks. First Dean comes up and shakes hands with them and hits his glass against there's, then Bill comes and does the same, then Sean, then Jimmy, Jonny and Plank, Sarah, Zoe, Nazz, Jenna, Kyle, Rolf, Paul, Rachel, May, Marie, Lee, and finally Kevin.
The Eds come out of the school look at the sunset with the others and then leave for home. Friends forever.
Thank you for reading the second part of the first two parter. Read and Review.
Next Week: 'Taming of the Ed' The Eds attempt to slow Zoe's craziness down.