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Chapter 10

The vampire was huge! He towered over me and he was pale and his eyes were DEFINITELY not gold! He lunched at me, and his eyes were really wide! I cowered, and tried to get away, but he continued towering over me. "BELLA!" Belladonna and Crescent shouted, "I'm coming!" But we don't know what to do about these vampires! I've never seen a vampire like this! That's not like us! They shooted. I gulped. That meant I was all on my own with this one! I looked back up at the vampire towering over me, and he looked even more scary than before. His face was all pointy, like a range of face mountains framing his face with sharp edges and towering peeks, and his eyes were like the color of yellow circles like the moon on a strangely tinted night. They were dull and didn't remind me at all of Edward's glowing golden orbs, which shine like giant stars twinkling in the sky. I could tell he was a vampire, because of his sharp pointy teeth that looked like the fangs of an enormous and dangerous wolf. He went to bite me with his wolfy sharp fanglike teeth, and I could smell his breath, and it smelled like rotted steak and gross dried blood, not at all like Edward's smooth, and creamy, delicious, and enchanting scent. I nearly fainted from the odorus stench, but I was too terrified of his vampire bite. He was still looming and his breath was still disgusting, but for some reason he wasn't attacking me. He just kept disgustingly growling and snarling, and looming terrifyingly. Then suddenly he lunched at me, and in that instant the sun flashed in my eyes. I squinted, and then suddenly he burst into flames! I felt the flames licking at my skin like soft, cute, little fire puppies, but I didn't burn at all, while the vampire combustered and became dust around me.

I looked suprisedly at the pile of remains of him. I was confused. What happened? Suddenly, I realized I was having a panic attack! I started flipping out weirdly, what is going on?

*Crescent's POV*

Bella looked up after the strange vampire exploded, and then she started having a panic attack. She was freaking out! She was breathing weird and everything! Donna and I runned over to her to see what was happening, but she was to freaking out to do anything. SUDDENLY, we realized we were both sparkling really madly! It was the sunlight! Oh no! We have to get out of here now! I picked Bella up quickly while she cringed and slinged her over my back hurredly. I glanced at Belladonna, and we silently communicated to agree to go somewhere. We didn't know where, but we had to go fast. Suddenly, we shooted away.

*Bella's POV*

I came around, to myself, after what felt like, a little bit of time. Once I came around, I realized that we weren't whear we used to be! "What is going on?" I axed, to find out what was going on. "You had a panick attack and started flipping out weirdly!" Donna claimed vividly. I suddenly remembered everything. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT VAMPIRE?" I SCRAMED. "HE COMBUSTERED ALL OVER WHEN THE SUN STARTED SHINING!" Crescent shooted back.

*Boffy's POV*

I was sitting in my Prealgebra class wishing I had some vampires to fight, because strate lines and multiplying things are so boring. I glanced over at my friend Willa Roseburger, and she shooted me back a look, that said that she didn't get it either. We both knew we wud have to ask are other friend Xandy Harison for help, cuz she is the really brill one. She took prealgebra last year. Now she's taking phisics!

The teacher cleared his throat at me pointingly, and pointed out the door window pointeredly. Suddenly, I heared a lot of loud yowling going on outside! I new at once that that was why the teacher got the attention of me, the Vampire Fighter. I didn't always just fight vampires, I fighted all kinds of bad stuff. No matter what the yowling was, it was my job to stop it! I jumped up, and looked over my shoulder.

"Sorry Willa Roseburger, I have to leave you alone to go fight bad stuff! Have an okay rest of class! I'll meet you when we're working with Xandy." I replied, dashing hurredly out the door. I slammed open the door, and in the hallway, I saw a terrible thing! It was a pile of pale white bodies. They were screaching terribly.

"Stop you, feends! I am Boffy the Vampire Fighter, and I am here to fight you!" I declaired, towering over them meaningly, bandishing my steak in my hand.

*Bella's POV*

Suddenly, Boffy bursted through the door. I screached! "Stop you, feends! I am Boffy the Vampire Fighter, and I am here to fight you!" She was tall and scary, with long waste length black hair and purple streeks, a really fake spray tan, and terrifying icy blue eyes that glared down at me. She was wearing ripped black clothes with lots of fishnetty stuff all over and giant black boots that were so tall it came up to my face! There was in her hand a scary looking steak, that she was flipping around in the air at us, scarily.

Boffy lunched at us, steak in hand. She tried to hit us with it, but my friends reacted magificatly, in time to stop her from killing me. Crescent jumped up from the lying position we were all in, and shooted moon lasers at Boffy. The moon lasers streaked Boffy, making her to stumple back to the ground. She was level with me and Donna now, because we are still on the ground too. Donna flipped on top of me to protect me, bringing her hands above her head as she did it, so she could protect me better, by shooting her sparkles out of them. Boffy started crawling inchingly towards us, trying to get us with her steak, but she wasn't close enough, when all of a sudden, Donna's sparkle beams worked! Donna shooted the sparkle beams right in Boffy's face, and she zoomed back and bashed against the wall! We all jumped up to our feet suddenly, and I looked scaredly at Boffy's face, when she leaped at us. Even though she wasn't a vampire, I knew that Boffy was as fast as a rambling cheetah and as strong as a really strong cup of coffee. She leaped at us like a pack of really strong sheeps, fighting lushously, against a bundle of gross werewolves, like Jacob. She was waving her steak in the air menially, like like a viscous, burning, hot, rageing fire. She swang it towards Donna, but Donna bounced out the way suddenly and shooted her sparkle beams at it to defect it away. It got knocked away from Boffy by the sparkle beams, and flew up into the air, but Boffy leaped up and grabbed it out of the air. She swang it down faster than we could move, and it stuck Crescent, right on the chest. Crescent looked down and staired nonshalontly, then blastered the moon lasers to knock Boffy away from it.

Boffy shreeked in shock. "MY STEAK DIDN'T WORK!" she announced. "Why didn't it work?! You're vampires!" Suddenly she flipped up and tickled them through the window, with a crash. I stood at the broken window, watching everything else happen.

Boffy yells, "HA! Now you're in the sun, and you will burn to smithers!" She clambed off of Donna and Crescent, staring at them expectedly. They stood up, and were in the bright sun! They were sparkling vigurusly in the sunlight, like dazzeling unicorn horns, shining like the rainbow. I marbeled at the glorius brightness and colors of the sparkles, but Donna and Crescent standed proudly up while Boffy gaped in shocked amusement. "That's inconcievable! What are you! How are you not burning!" She turned away and muttered, "I must do a spell to get rid of these evil things." She turned around, her eyes were glowing, and started speaking in an unknown language, chanting ridiculously.

"Oh no? What are you doing!" I wondered loudly. "I am trying to avocado a spell to banish this evil all the way away to the hell mouth whear they belong!" Boffy declaired. She continued chanting the unknown language, and razed her hands up in the air maniacly. She brong them down with a flurish and finished chanting the last word of her spell! There was a bright flash of light, and when it ended, Crescent and Donna were still standing there, sparkling happily. Boffy gasped. "If the spell didn't work, you must not be evil after all! Do you want to be my friend?" "Okay!" Crescent and Donna happily exclamed.

I turned to Boffy. "Have you seen a man named Edward? He's tall, sparkly, and pale, and he has magificat eight pack abs, and bronze hair, and eyes, and a really velvety smooth voice. He is my lost love, and I am looking for him." Boffy nodded. "Yes Bella, I did see him, he said to tell you he was going to Chicago."

And, with that, we happily drove off into the sunset in our pink lamburgini.

AN: End of Chapter 10! We hope you liked it, we worked a supper long time on it! We would really love it if you would all please right reviews! We want feed back to know how it can be better!