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Is it steroids, or something else which is making our gang over-powered like a Superman/Sephiroth hybrid minus the weakness to Kryptonite. Either way, monsters beware.
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"Cloud, why didn't you just pay the boy two thousand gil?" Aeris said as she, Cloud and Tifa approached the Marsh leading to the Mythril mines.
"I can't afford that much for a piece of materia!" Cloud shouted, waving his arms as a sign of how un-reasonable the price was.
"But how are we going to get across the marsh now?"
"The old fashioned way, we're going to walk across it."
"But what about the Midgar Zolom?"
"Meh, probably just some story he spun us to make us buy all that chocobo stuff. I mean if there really was a giant snake on the only route across land between Midgar and the rest of the world, you'd think someone would have done something about it by now, right?"
It turns out that Cloud was wrong, after getting halfway across the marsh Aeris spotted an eerie looking shadow coming towards them. By the time the rest of the group had noticed they were all staring at a 5 story tall snake. "Okay, so maybe the giant snake does exist but it was highly improbable."
The group panicked slightly. It was much more intimidating than that weird spiked wrecking ball thing that chased them through the highways of Midgar. So it was even more of a surprise that it curled up dead when Cloud hit it with the new sword he bought in Kalm.
"Wow, that was anti climactic." Tifa said
"Who cares about that? I am a god amongst mere mortals! I fear nothing!" Cloud shouted, waving his sword around with one hand.
"Um… Tifa? How do we stop him when he's like this?" Aeris whispered, trying not to attract the attention of the now-crazed mercenary.
"I know a way, it's a bit of a long shot since it worked when we were kids… Hey Cloud!"
"What?"
"Boobies!" Cloud put down the sword, mouth wide, before falling and rolling around in the mud laughing.
"Well it sort of worked."
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Hehe. Boobies. Funny word.
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