Chapter 9: Dino Season

Alright, It's chapter 9! Almost chapter 10!.

Yoshi: Hey, I remember learning that in school.

Me: I thought you didn't go to school.

Yoshi: Didn't I didn't ever go to school. I said I wasn't CURRENTLY going.

Me: Oh, well, then I guess that's good.

Yoshi: Yep.

Me: Right, now let's do this.

Yoshi: Alrighty.

Both: Yoshi'snumber1friend does not own Dead Rising, Mario, or anything else referenced in this fan fiction.

When we last left our heroes, Yoshi gave Brad the meds, and Brad recovered. Then Yoshi gave Maxwell a special ed biology lesson. Then Otis came bursting in, and informed them that a hunting shack didn't sell camo clothing. Everyone was shocked at this, so Yoshi gathered his band of gangsters, I mean, mercenaries, I mean, fighters to go and camo the pants onto the huntin' shack. Which is where they're currently headed.

Yoshi: Man this map is confusing!

Maxwell: That's because you have it upside down.

Yoshi: Well gee, we're not all professors in geography like you Maxwell.

Maxwell: Dude, anyone who can read can figure it out.

Yoshi: Don't get smart with me, you didn't even take special ed classes.

Black Yoshi: Yoshi, I hate to break it to you, but special ed classes are for the dumb and retarded people.

Yoshi: That's what they said, but I'm sure they were just covering up the fact it was for geniuses like me.

Maxwell: Yoshi, what did you learn in special ed 6th grade math in the first week?

Yoshi: Oh, that's easy, we learned the alphabet.

Maxwell: OK, show me.

Yoshi: Okay, here goes nothing, ahem, 1 2 3 4 50 17 109 5000.

Needless to say, that little display either set you laughing, or knocked you unconscious at the stupidity of it all. Luckily, Maxwell and Black Yoshi did the first one. A LOT.

Yoshi: What's so funny? Guys?

Maxwell and Black Yoshi: (ROFL, LMBO)

Yoshi: Really guys, what's so funny?

Maxwell and Black Yoshi: (still LOLing)

Yoshi: (getting annoyed) Guys, really WHAT'S so funny?

Maxwell and Black Yoshi: (crying from laughing at this point)

Yoshi: GUYS WHAT THE HECK IS SO FRICKING FUNNY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Maxwell and Black Yoshi: 0.0

Black Yoshi: Sorry, let's just move on.

Yoshi: 'bout time.

So after that, they continued on, they beat up a few troublesome zombies along the way. But nothing too major happened.

Maxwell: Hey, Yoshi, um, not to bother you, but there's a big pack of zombies about to eat a person up there.

Yoshi: Aw man, an the gun stores right there.

Black Yoshi: Well, how about we split up? Maxwell saves the survivor, and we take the huntin' shack?

Yoshi and Maxwell: That'll work.

So maxwell went off to save the person, and Yoshi and Black Yoshi continued down the aisles of the mall. Suddenly, a boomerang bro came up to them.

???: Hi guys, my name is boomer, can you help me?

Yoshi: Sure, what do you need?

Boomer: Well, I wanted to go to the gun store, but I needed someone to help me cut through these zombies before I could.

Yoshi: Well, why not? We headed there too.

Boomer: Okay, let's go.

So the trio (minus Maxwell) cut through the zombie crowd like a hot knife through butter. Finally after a while, they got to the gun store entrance. But before they went in, they stopped to rest for a bit. Because as the old saying goes, don't go into strange places until you're at full health.

Yoshi: Okay let's rest a bit here.

Boomer: Why?

Yoshi: My grandpa used to say "don't go into strange places unless you're at full health."

Boomer: Strange,I feel like I've heard that before, oh well.

Black Yoshi: Good advice.

Just then a telephone rang, catching there attention.

Boomer: Pick it up! It might be rescuers!!!

Yoshi: Oh I feel like I know what its gonna say already.

Black Yoshi: Hold on, let me answer it.

Black Yoshi answered it, but nothing on the phone was heard.

Black Yoshi: Weird, I don't hear anything.

Yoshi: Here, let me see it.

Yoshi put the phone up to his ear, and heard an all too familiar voice.

Operator: Would you like too save your progress?

Yoshi: I knew it! And yes I would.

Operator: Please insert-

Yoshi: Yeah Yeah!

So Yoshi inserted his XBOX 360 memory card into the phone slot. And the saving screen appeared, and after a while, it reverted back to the real world.

Yoshi: That still gets to me when that happens.

Boomer: What do you mean?

Yoshi: Never mind.

So Yoshi and friends then rested up, and then went inside the Huntin' Shack.

Boomer: Hey mister, we'd like to buy some guns if we wanna fight off those zombies.

Yoshi: Yeah, same here.

???: Get out of here fools, I trust those zombies 'bout as far as I can throw 'em. I trust people even less. And I hold true to my word, or my name isn't Cletus.

Yoshi: He he, that sounds like lettuce.

Black Yoshi: Yoshi, as much as I'd agree with that, this is no time to make fun of people's names.

Boomer: Hold on guys, maybe I can talk some sense into him.

Yoshi: Okay, let's give it a shot.

Boomer: Okay here it goes.

So Boomer went closer to the counter slightly.

Cletus: You best get away from my property, afore I bust you up wit' my shotgun!

Boomer: Look, sir, we need some guns if we wanna fight those zombies.

Cletus: You seem to do just fine with close quarter weapons.

Boomer: As much as that's true, I'm sure if we work together, we can overcome any zombies, and besides, these guys know a safe place from the zombies. So we're not your enemies.

Cletus: Well, I guess you're right, I suppose I should give you guys some guns. And I could probably help you, so let's go.

Black Yoshi: Phew, for a second there, I thought it was gonna be a boss fight.

Yoshi: He he, his name sounds like lettuce.

Cletus: ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT, NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY NAME!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE.

Black Yoshi: Why YOSHI WHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yoshi: What??? It does sound like lettuce.

Black Yoshi: :( Yoshi, just quiet up.

Yoshi: Why?

Cletus: That's it, enough talk the blue one dies first.

Boomer: Oh no!!!

Yoshi: He's bluffing, I'm sure he's not really gonna shoot-

Just then Cletus fired his shotgun, sending a spray of bullets at Boomer, Boomer got hit and the force knocked him through the doors of the shack old western style.

Yoshi and Black Yoshi: 00

Yoshi: OH MY GOSH!!!!

Black Yoshi: That tears it!!!!

Yoshi: Black Yoshi, give him medical attention, here use this.

Black Yoshi: Where'd you get a first aid kit?

Yoshi: Um... a wizard did it?

Wizard: I really did do it, but I won't tell anyone oo hoo hoo. (adamwestslapdog 4 ever!)

Yoshi: Anyway, no time for details he needs help.

Black Yoshi: Right!

Yoshi: Meanwhile I'll take care of him... (glares at Cletus.)

Cletus glared equally at him, then he pulled a switch. Which of course brought iron bars down on the doors. Black Yoshi rolled right before the bars closed.

Yoshi: Alright Cletus, you can steal my money, you can take away my possessions, but when you hurt my friends like that, you just crossed the line. Prepare to be hurt!

Cletus: Bring it on.

Cletus then fired a shot at Yoshi, but Yoshi dodged rolled behind a pamphlet stand. Yoshi was safe for the moment.

Yoshi: Oh man what do I do? I can't do much or he'll shoot me, if I only I could... wait, THAT'S IT!!!

Cletus: Come out and stop being a coward maggot!

Yoshi: Okay then, how do you like this?!?

Yoshi spit a chewed wad of gum at the shotgun's barrel. Everything went slow mow, if Yoshi missed he was dead, if he hit it, he might be able to make it. So the gum hit the shotgun's barrel, and just like Yoshi planned, it clogged the gun.

Yoshi: Score!

Cletus: Prepare to be filled with lead maggot!

So Cletus fired at Yoshi and the gun... blew up in his face and knocked him unconscious. This meant the iron bars unlocked from the doors and Yoshi could get out!

Yoshi: Epic FAIL!! Man I bet that'd be the best fail blog ever.

Yoshi then went to so if Cletus was okay, then Cletus came to and was very scared.

Cletus: Get away from me! You people are crazy!

Yoshi: Wait! Mister!

Cletus: NO! Get away, you people are crazy to kill for guns!

So Cletus ran off, and Yoshi didn't see him anymore.

Black Yoshi: Yoshi, you're alright, what happened back there?

Yoshi: I don't know, how is he?

Black Yoshi: Well, a couple of bullets hit him but he'll pull through.

Yoshi: Great! Now let's go get Maxwell.

So Yoshi and company went off to search for Maxwell now with spirits held high and loaded with guns. Nothing seemed like it could stop them, or could it?

Me: Man that was longggg!

Yoshi: I know, but it was good in my opinion.

Me: Yeah except for you screwing up the conversation.

Yoshi: I don't want to talk about it.

Me: Anyway so find out if they can get more survivors, and where is Carlito and Maxwell, and where did Cletus run off to? All this and more in Chapter 10: Surviving the fittest.