A Compilation of Misfortune

by Destati69

This is something that's completely serious. Tensions arise, hearts are broken and heroes feel powerless in this depiction of Academy City. Will Touma and his new friend be able to defeat the new dangers of Academy City concerning the Science and Magic Side? After reading this, you may experience severe head trauma. {Story Being Re-Written under the name 'A Corpus of Misfortune'}

10. Interlude- A Certain Vital Poem

Due to the popularity of Robert Swallow and how much everyone likes him, we have a poem brought to you by my co-author TiNyTwiTch.

I guess you could call this a prelude to a major event coming soon in the story.

So therefore, please enjoy a…

An Ode to Swallow

They say Robert swallow has balls the size of Venus

He always tells everyone he's in an abusive relationship

Because he beats his penis

He's often seen around A Certain High School

Carrying around an HD Camera

Hoping to see girls, he always drools

They say he's one of the strongest in the Swallow Family

Honestly, I think he's shit "What the f*** did you say about me?!"

Oh shit he's here! I think he's mad at me!

Let me finish this poem about my amazing personality

He must have told you already that I am the best

I know I know, there's no contest

But let me get this off my chest

Don't piss off a Swallow

Jack off at least 3 times a day

That's a motto to follow.

Seriously though, the next chapter should be coming tomorrow or Saturday.