Interviewing the Nordics/ Outtakes
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Normal Bold= Takes on set
Italic Bold= Moments in set
Moments have been used: Just One Small Secret, We Can Do This, Danish Lemons, Who Knocked Up Ice?!, White Rose, Lost Children But Found, The Nordic Crack Ships, and Baby On Board.
Takes have been used: The Nordic Crack Ships, Who Knocked Up Ice?!, Lost Children But Found, Baby On Board, Just One Small Secret, We Can Do This,
Denmark: *Looking through the script* ... Oh wait, do we start?
Sweden: *Laughing loudly*
*Montage screen time~! for ten seconds*
Denmark: Welcome everyone! I'm Denmark, or also known in the Hetalia Nordic 5: The Movie as Matthias.
Iceland: Or "Idiot Dane" as Norge calls him
Norway: *Smirking*
Denmark: Mostly offset. And I'll be hosting this... whatever you call it
Finland: I'm Finland, and I play as Tino. The "Mother" in the movie
Iceland: To be fair, you're really sweet
Finland: Awe~!
Norway: I'm Norway, or on the set, I'm known as Lukas. Who has a thing with butter for some random reason? *Others laughing* I don't know why?!
*This is Smør," Lukas smiled. Matthias dropped his coffee mug and look at his Norwegian friend.- Nordic Crack Ships*
Sweden: I'm Sweden and I play as Berwald. Who is very shy and sweet from the inside, but~-
Norway: Has the imitating looks
Sweden: Hmm
Iceland: I'm Iceland, and I play as Emil
Denmark: Which *looking through the script* is very much of a **** of the family
Iceland: ... Yeah, I guess he is the **** of the family * laughter from Den and Sve*
-Topic: Favorite Chapter-
Iceland: My favorite chapter is perhaps the Nordic Crack Ships because it's something that we don't see so much from anyone's personal view. Mainly Sweden's character
Sweden: For me would... *thinking* either of Who Knocked Up Ice?! or maybe the Danish Lemon
Denmark: Do you have some kinks with sex or something like that? *Chuckles lightly*
Norway: Who Knocked Up Ice?! didn't have any sex scenes
Denmark: Oh...
Sweden: But for your question, Denmark, no. I don't have any "kinks" for sex. But I do like like how Ice reacted when he heard what was about to happen next
Iceland: *Blush like Spain's tomatoes* You never going to let it go, are you?
Norway: We like to pick on Ice here and there on that scene. It's cute
Iceland: S-shut up!
Denmark: For me, I liked the White Rose. Because it's like one of the rare ships that Iceland probably has and it just had those pretty sunsets
Iceland: I fully recommend you go to the Pacific Ocean. That was fun and when you go scuba diving, it's a whole new world
Finland: I kinda liked the Just One Small Secret. Just because as much I support Su-san's and my character, but it's nice to see other ships with Sweden than just me
Iceland: *Hands in his face and blush*
Sweden: But, it was also cute as well
Norway: Don't make me choose a favorite (He likes the Danish Lemons O.o)
-Next Topic: The Hardest Part Of Set-
Finland: The hardest part for most of us is... probably not to laugh
*Denmark: The fridge is a mess. Did you sleepwalk and murder the fridge again? Tino: *Laughs on set* I-I'm sorry! It's just~ HAHA!- Nordic Crack Ships*
Sweden: Mainly me
*Ikea (AKA Liz): WHO BROKE THE CUP!? Sweden: *Laughing in the distance* Denmark: SHUT UP, SVE! *Laughing*- Nordic Crack Ships Norway: I'm finally an uncle~! *Talking like a madman* Sweden: *Trying not to laugh* Norway: ****, Shut up, Sweden! *Normal voice/ slight yelling* Sweden: *Laughs*- Who Knocked Up Ice?!*
Iceland: A couple of times we had to use duck tape to shut him up.
Sweden: ... But that never works
Denmark: Most time. But another part is when we need to walk out where we are walking.
*Norway: *Walking to the post but slips* I'm okay! *Clean himself off*- Lost Children But Found YOU DO NOT GO TO MY FAMILY TREE AND-" Denmark: *Trips* America: Oh, dude *went over to him* You okay?- Baby On Board*
Finland: Well, at least you didn't get hurt by the ax
Norway: And you should've checked your shoelace before you start to chase after America
Denmark: Well, to be fair, I thought I tied them before we started
Sweden: ... Cue the montage~!
*Finland: *Walking on the grass and slips* ****!- Lost Children But Found Iceland: *Slides into the kitchen* Lukas~! *Jazzy voice* Ísskápur left me cold again~! Lukas and Sweden: *Laughing*- Nordic Crack Ships*
Iceland: And sometimes we cuss on set
*Sweden: *Flops off from the bed* Ah ****. I hurt my elbow- Just One Small Secret Norway: Now, let's get something straight here, I will let you continue dating my brother under these circumstances Hong Kong: Okay, I'm listening Norway: First, you are not to break my poor little heart. I prefer if he was much older and have some family with much re-re-resa- ****! Hong Kong and Iceland: *Laughing* Norway: I can't say rea- ****! Iceland and Hong Knog*Laughing harder* Norway: Shut up! *Laughing with them*- We Can Do This*
Sweden: So how many times did you have to say "Reasonable" right in that scene?
Norway: *Thinking*... About 10 times I believe
Iceland: I thought it was 20 *Chuckles*
Norway: No no, it was 10
Denmark: Okay, moving on
-Next Topic: Favorite Members So Far-
Iceland: I liked working with both Turkey and America. Not that I don't enjoy working with Hong Kong, because we're best friends, but it's cool to hang out with other Nations/ people so that was cool. And there were some memorable moments in it
Finland: I also liked to work with America as well, but working with Canada was kinda cute and he just makes my heart melt
Denmark: America and I are really close friends so we enjoyed hanging out at least every once and a while. So I hope we can work together again in the next following chapters
Sweden: Since me and Norway didn't really get to work with anyone much- well just like what Fin said about working with the Twins-
Norway: -And I did get to work with Hong Kong for a bit, which he seems fun to hang around when you get to know him more
Sweden: So yeah, we all hope to work with them again and maybe some others
-Next Topic: Uncomfortable Moments-
*Matthias walks up with the danishes and saw a trail of purpled rose petals that leads to Lukas room. Okay, this is getting a little strange. The door was just ajar as Matthias open and saw Lukas wearing a light purple lingerie with black lacing. His legs were in black stockings and cross as he lay on his belly. Lukas' hair was a little more curly as he wore his silver cross still. He lay on his light purple sheets as the room was dim and the scene looks like it's dark outside.*- Danish Lemons
Denmark: Just... seeing Lukas wearing... that lingerie...
Norway: Dane couldn't control his blushing just seeing me wearing that
*Denmark: I know this is called Danish Lemons... But I didn't think I would see Norge like that... I'm gonna sit down- Take five: Norway: **** me, Daddy~ Denmark: *Laughing*- Danish Lemons*
Denmark: The make-up artist had to make my skin really pal so when I entire in the room, I wouldn't have to blush sunburnt red
Iceland: Oh, you think Norge wearing a pair of ladies clothes made you blush, be lucky you didn't need to do the birth scene. Honestly, it feels both weird and embarrassing to see. Mainly for me
Finland: I can also agree because I had to do that as well on Lost Children But Found as well
Norway: But it's natural
Iceland: No-
Norway: Ja it is! How else would women have babies?!
Iceland: I don't want to talk about this!
Denmark: Ladies, ladies, ya both pretty!
Norway and Iceland: *Glares*
Sweden: *Laughing*
Norway: I'm so gonna kill you later
Iceland: Oh! And fangirls, it would mean so much to me if you put out a suggestion that either Dane or Norge have a baby! I don't care which! Just let them have the tast of-
Finland: -Okay! Moving on!
-Last Topic: Questions to Other Members-
Sweden: We are now at the last part of this. So we are going to end it with the others who were shown in the Movie, let's turn our view over to Hong Kong, Turkey, America, and our favorite heartwarming Canada
Canada: Awe, thank you, Sweden
Denmark: So... *Looks through paper* These questions are coming from us so we'll start with our first appearance in this movie- Hong Kong. So how are things?
Hong Kong: Pretty good, and that was a lame question to start with
Denmark: Awesome, and for your information, just want to see how you were right no. Now the real question, this comes from Finland
Finland: Okay, so how did you feel when you first started this?
Hong Kong: ... When I started this, I felt unsure because it's something that I don't get to do often. Unless Japan is asking me to film in his Anime shows
Iceland: Okay, so here's my question: Did you feel intimated by Norway when he was talking to you about not to break My heart?
Hong Kong: I may look fine on set, but he scared me the crap out of me. Even though we're acting, but hehe
Norway: Sorry for scaring you like that
Hong Kong: It's alright
Denmark: Okay, that's all the questions there. Next up is Turkey
Turkey: What's up?
Denmark: Nothing much. So our first question comes to me and it's this: What was the best part you did in the Pacific?
Turkey: Mostly swim in the waters to see what was down there. It may look scary, but it's so~ cool down there. And get to watch the sunset turn the waters orange. It's ****** beautiful. And sorry for younger views who had to hear the bleeping thing. We want to keep this PG-13
Sweden: Well, in this part
Turkey: Hehe
Denmark: Next question is from Fin
Finland: What did you think Iceland said when he was taken away to have the baby?
Turkey: ... I will kill you if you try to impregnate me again, ****wad?
Iceland: I'm gonna yell for this... I WILL FUCKEN CHOP OF THAT 12 INCH DICK OF YOURS AND FUCKEN GET IVAN FUCKEN BRAGINSKY TO RAPE YOUR ASS, YOU FUCKING TURKISH BASTARD! *damage the people's ears through the mic*
Canada: Ow
Turkey: Jesus, Ice
Iceland: Sorry guys
Denmark: *Rubs ears* moving on before our ears get murder by the high pitch voice of Ice's
Iceland: I said I'm sorry
Denmark: I know, I know. So for both Canada and America and this question is straight up to me: Do you feel like Sweden and Finland might have some relationship with you guys in Lost Children But Found?
Canada: Well...
America: Let me explain it-
Canada: No I can. America started to check his blood test if he is related to Fin and Swe
America: Yeah, and I just found out I have some Germanic blood in me
Sweden: Though I think it's not much of it and since you are-
Me: *Pops through camera frame* SO MANY FAMILY TREES!
Everyone: MJ!
Well, we'll end it there. Yes, every eight chapters, I'll pull this up and hopefully make some of you laugh. And if you feel like you got another idea, feel free to add it again! Also, when we hit the eight chapters, feel free to ask Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, and Iceland what was their favorite part and the others! Have a lovely day and hugs~!