[A/N]: It's really late! But, since you guys are so awesome ( and I have no desire to sleep), I'm updating! Gomen ne to the awesome person who sent this letter. I'll try to update sooner. I never even knew about the islands of Åland before! Thank you, I actually feel cool that I know about them now. Plus, it totally proves my SwedenxFinland theory.
Me: This time I will let the lovely Fem! Russia do this disclaimer. I think Iggy was messing with his magic again...
Fem! Russia: If Miss Akiko owned Hetalia, which she doesn't, there would be more yaoi.
God, when I get my hands on the english idiot...
Me: - nervous chuckle- fem! Russia is a bit...touchy about his, erm, her recent change. For now, we'll read these epic letters!
Not-so-dear Russia
Why won't you get that NO ONE. EVER. Will become one with you. And for the
love of surströmming, don't even think about me. Or Isä. Or Pappa. Or
anyone. Really. Just stay away, and no one will be hurt.
... A-and I don't drink vodka because i think it's good. I-I drink it when
Pappa is out of akvavit...
Not so sincerely
Hanna-Maria Väinämöinen ( Åland )
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Miss Hanna,
You nordic countries were always so cold, da? Your fathers were never that friendly to me either. Finland and Sweden, they could have been great if they had become one with me...
You are such a puny girl, what will you do if I decide to make you one with me? It isn't a bad thing, really.
You are a fellow vodka drinker? I will send you a bottle next time!
Maybe there is hope for you yet, Miss Hanna.
Russia
[ Background Info Time!]: The Åland Islands form an archipelago in the Baltic Sea. They are situated at the entrance to the Gulf of Bothnia and form an autonomous, demilitarised, monolingually Swedish-speaking region of Finland. The islands collectively constitute the smallest region of Finland, with only 0.49% of its land area, and 0.50% of its population.