Hello, it's me, WeirdGuyOne. This chapter is a bit of a weird one. If you want me to do a Story Time arc with two stories each, vote on the poll I'll be posting on my profile I guess.

The poll will last a week I suppose. Not enough fans for anything more. Now, here is the story time arc's stories.

Done

Weiss's Punishment

Renora Sailing

Lancaster Beginning

Jaune's Pizza

The Nikos Commercial

John's Ideas

AND MORE I SUPPOSE.

I just know there'll be at least 10 stories and they will most likely be done at some point. Anyways, story time! Oh, and before anyone tries to comment and say White Rose is a perfectly okay ship, I'm going to immediately point out, Lancaster is the best ship for Ruby period. Arkos itself died out and had little meaning as a ship due to it being just a Greek myth. The myth? Love at first sight.

Walking throughout Beacon Academy was John. Who was bored out of his mind.

"I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! HEY EVERYBODY! DID YOU KNOW THAT RELIGIOUS BELIEFS AT ONE POINT ASSISTED IN KILLING 2/3 OF EUROPE'S POPULATION? THAT'S WHY WE DON'T BELIEVE IN USING ALCHEMY TO CURE DISEASES ANYMORE! WELL, PART OF THE REASON.. And we don't smack sick people with bibles and expect them to heal. Same thing with crosses."

Yeah, John was slowly going insane while spewing out random facts that were found out by common sense on Earth.. While he's on Remnant. Heck, even Nora is looking at him like he's crazy. Ren's wide-eyed staring at him.

"HEY YOU! FATASS!" John was yelling at Cardin Winchester, resident school bully. Guy who got his balls smashed during the Beacon Dance. Yeah, that was particularly funny to watch. Cardin hesitantly turned around, and with a shaky voice responded, "Yeah..?" John walked over, Cardin flinched, and then John fucking hurled Cardin across the cafeteria. Cardin hit about four vending machines before falling unconscious.

"Anyways.. Now, what some people might not understand unless they look at how many chapters I've posted.. I've been practically rushing these. Now, my excuse is that my ideas don't last that long. Yeah. That's my excuse, what you gonna do? Bash my skull? Bitch please, I heard worse threats from furbies and rightfully so. Furbies are demon dolls!" John yelled out into the middle of nowhere, well, that's what the characters thought. They thought he was going insane, but he wasn't. He was perfectly fine.. Totally. One hundred percent. What we see is that he's yelling at us. Wowza. What a bitch, am I right?

"I HEARD THAT MOTHERFUCKER! IMA SLAP YOUR ASS STARTIN IN FIVE SECONDS. BETTER START RUNNIN, BITCH!"

no pls dont hurt me im innocent AHUGHR FUCK HELP PLEASEGODNOhytiRhyitrht

Hello, I am the new narrator. The last one was a fucking retarded person who stole my job for a few minutes. So I'm technically not new. Now, back to the story. We see teams RWBY and JNPR slowly exiting before John seemingly teleports behind them, and smashes stories of them with some interesting scenarios..

Let's see what the reactions are..

The Cube, where Teams RWBY and JNPR are stuck in. A giant cube literally floating in the middle of nowhere.

John cleared his throat to read the 'stories' that he made. He looked at his audience, who were all binded to the walls. "Alright, I am John, or WeirdGuyOne. What a pathetically stupid name. It's like the guy couldn't make any good names when he made his username. Oh well. And I'm a pepsiholic. Obviously. Now, time to read the first story I made.. By first story, I meant a story inside a story, and only the readers can understand what I mean. Now, let's get started.

Now, Weiss, I'm not sorry. Your stuck-up personality honestly makes it impossible to truly be your friend. The writers of RWBY fucked up your character so hard because of how trash it is. Not even Ozpin's character is as bullshit as yours, and Ozpin has thousands of years of experience yet dies to Cinder.. Somehow."

Weiss was fuming during his speech, before he picked up a white book and started to read with a Russian narrator accent.

It was a beautiful day. Except for the fact there's a banshee screaming in my face. I bitch slapped her to shut her the fuck up and walked away. She started screaming at me again so I pulled out my 44. magnum and started firing. I yelled, "DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH," while firing, and then finished it with, "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOCAL CORDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU SCREAM SO LOUD IT CAUSES POLLUTION!" That's when the banshee started screeching more trying to attack me. I kicked it in the leg.

Oh, and if you didn't notice, the Banshee was just Weiss. I just called her banshee. She started clawing me, so I immediately went into rage mode. "YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT! I'M GOING TO BASH YOU TO THE GROUND!" That's when I grabbed Weiss by the arm, threw her to the floor, kicked her Rapier back to her while it was scrolling through dust, causing an explosion, and then pulled out my magnum and took aim. I aimed for her shin and fired. It immediately caught fire. I then throw a kunai strapped to a rope at her which hit her shoulder, repeating one of the most iconic moves in history, "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!"

Which was an actual Scorpion quote from one of the mortal kombat games. Unlike Scorpion, though, I didn't pull her towards me, I started spinning. This caused the kunai inside her shoulder to start wobbling out, and when it finally cut free, half of her shoulder was cut open. I kept spinning, though.. And after she finally got her rapier, I let it go, but grabbed the rope last second. What happened was quick, Weiss's arm was pierced through, and I used the rope's momentum to let myself do a Spider-man swing kick.

I implanted my feet into her jaw and shut her the fuck up.

And that was the tale of How I Got A Banshee To Stop Screaming.

When John was finished reading with his narrator voice, he set the book down. Weiss was seen with something stopping her from emitting sound around her neck. "Thank god I put that on before reading, you'd be screaming your lungs out literally." Weiss' mouth was moving in curses. Then John picked up another book. This one was colored green and pink.

"Now, Ren, you're a chill guy, but you and Nora make a great couple. Here is the story about the two of you.." And then John started reading again.

Nora and Ren were always great partners. They did a lot of things together, even pranking Pyrrha. Many do not know this, but Ren is a prank master due to Nora demanding him learn. He is known as the Ninja Prankster because even Blake can't detect his presence. Now, Nora is something else. Nora is the eccentric Pancake Queen ("YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!" - Nora) and the strongest in Beacon Academy. She's only the strongest because of her semblance, otherwise it would be Port, Coco, or Yatsuhashi. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot as Nora has no apparent limit to her semblance; however, she will be easily fatigued after using too much.

Anyways, time to cut this chapter short. Ren and Nora have been together basically forever. They always have a good way of listening to each other. Ren is the calmer of the two, obviously.

Anyways, time for an abrupt end. Sorry! *Not sorry at all, why would I be?!*