Disclaimer: I KEEP FORGETTING THESE! I do not own Twilight or anything of the sort. Please dont arrest me.
A/N: SHOUT OUT TO Soen22! YOU ROCK MY SOX! Haha it's so nice to know there are more of people like me and my friends out there –tear- it's just so emotional! We had our school Talent show Thursday...damn that was long, boring and weird…l but the gummy worms were REALLY good. Then I got caramel in my hair. But yesterday we had track and field…ugh it got really hot but I was so so so so excited because I tied the record with high jump! I beat the other girl who beat me all the time last year! I'm like ecstatic!
IDK the title of this story hehehehehehe
Bella- Why. WHY! Did you have to do that Alice?
Alice- I have no clue what you are talking about. –Whistles-
Bella- You went and told Charlie that I abuse Edward!
Alice- OH THAT! I thought you meant about the vision, and us, and the box of ace bandages.
Bella- Ace bandages?
Alice- -whispers Bella the secret plan involving ace bandages-
(Later)
Bella- -whispering inside a shopping cart at SUPER Wal-Mart- okay ill get the fingernail polish, you get the bandages GO, GO, GO!
(5 second later)
Bella- UGH THIS IS NOT RIGHT!
Alice- what are you holding?
Bella- WHAT ARE YOU!
Alice- It's a pineapple, and why don't you have the fingernail polish?
Bella- How did I end up in the produce department?
(Later, the two girls are running out of the store with Bella in the cart without paying for anything.)
Bella- WE MADE IT! FREE AT LAST!
Alice- Or are we?
Bella- What?
(WEE HOO WEE HOO –police siren noises-)
Police man- Stop right there ladies.
Bella- Charlie?
Charlie- Bella?
Alice- Alice?
Everyone- WTF?
Alice- I wanted to be included.
Charlie- Bella, what are you doing? Why did you just steal a whole bunch of Ace bandages and fingernail polish? I thought we talked about this?
Bella- It's not fingernail polish it's a pineapple.
Alice- (whispering) it's fingernail polish.
Charlie- I need to take you girls into the station, sorry.
Bella- Come on dad it's just me and Alice can't you just give us a warning.
Charlie- You girls just stole from Wal-Mart and you want me to give you a warning?
(Bella is in handcuffs in the back of the car while Alice chats with Charlie in the front)
Bella- YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS I TELL YOU! I HAVE A RIGHT TO LAWYER!
Charlie- And where are you going to get the money for this lawyer Bella?
Bella- Well… Uhm… Yeah…Damnit.
(Later at the station)
Bella- (on the phone) Edward I need you to come to the police station and pick me and Alice up… we were arrested… no I didn't do anything wrong… BARROWING IS NOT A CRIME... But get some chips first… IM HUNGRY!
(Later at home)
Bella- I WANTED RUFFLES! (Hits Edward with the bag of chips until he cries)
(Police siren noises in the background)
A/N: Tomorrow is Continuation YAY! Wish us luck. Peace&Love R&R