Don't wanna hear your sad songs
I don't wanna feel your pain
When you swear it's all my fault
Cause you know we're not the same,
We're not the same
-Ignorance, Paramore
This chapter took me like a week to write ... I don't know why but I kept on getting interrupted by *cough* people in my house. Well any who, I hope you enjoy it. :D
Renesmee POV
"Alright Alice, I think I'm good." I complained to my, at the moment, annoying pixie aunt.
"Just a little more Ness, lip gloss doesn't hurt anyone." she said, applying more lip gloss on my lips.
"How about all the hair getting stuck to my lips." I said, removing 3 strands of hair currently on my lip.
"Oh, please Ness. Sometimes you have to sacrifice to look beautiful." she rolled her eyes. "And besides I'm already done."
Besides the being annoying part, I had to hand it to her. I looked awesome, except for the gallons of lip gloss. I was currently wearing a floral skirt that reached up to my mid-thigh, a regular tank top, a knit gray cardigan and ciel western boots. My hair was in loose curls with my flat side bang. My make-up was natural, it mostly blended in with my skin.
"Oh my gosh, thank you so much Alice!" I gave her a huge hug.
"Well I do try." she complimented herself, I giggled. "So, its 6:50, and Jacob's picking you up at..."
"7." I responded quickly.
"Alrighty, then. Now you just have to wait." she smiled at me. "Are you excited?"
"Well, obviously. I've never been on a date before. Do you think Dad's mad, that I'm going on a date with Jake?" I asked her.
"Of course not. He's happy for you, he just has he's dad instincts and stuff." she assured me.
"Well, I'm gonna go downstairs and wait for him." I told her as I walked out my bedroom door in the main house. I descended from the stairs quickly, my dad, Jasper and Emmett were the only one's in the living room, I'm guessing all the girls were in the kitchen cause that's where I heard voices coming from. They all looked at me when I jumped off the last step.
"Jacob's picking you up already?" my dad asked, with a weird look on his face.
"No... he's suppose to be here in 10 minutes." I told him.
"Oh, alright then." he said. "And Nessie, I have no reason to be mad." I looked at him confused but then remembered the conversation I was having with Alice.
"Thanks." I said. "For being cool with this whole thing."
"Well I knew it was bound to happen." he responded.
"Right..." they knew about the imprint way before me. "Can I ask you guys something?"
"Yeah." they all said in unison.
"How long have you known Jacob's imprint upon me?"
"Since you were born." they all said.
"And he hasn't liked me, like me since I was born has he?" I was praying for them to say no.
"No, of course not." my dad heard my panic, so he answered immediately.
"Oh, thank God. Cause I thought he was a totally psycho maniac perv." I said, they laughed.
"You know where's he's taking you?" Jasper asked.
"Um... no. Am I suppose to know?" I asked biting my lip.
"No. Its probably a surprise." he said.
"Oh, alright." I sighed, there was small moment of silence.
"Ness, come have a talk with your favorite Uncle Emmett." Emmett told me, patting the seat next to him on the couch.
"Okay..." I said confused and went to sit next to him.
"So, I understand this is your first date and you don't really understand how things go down." he started.
"Uh huh." I responded slowly, so he kept going.
"Rule 1: Keep your legs closed." he said quickly.
"Whoa! What?" I said. "You don't actually think Jacob would try that."
"He is a man after all, we have needs Renesmee! And you will come to learn that, far from now when you're married." he continued.
"Okay, Emmett – you can stop." my dad said, obviously uncomfortable by this.
"No, Edward! We have to tell her like it is, or else she'll never learn." he told my dad. "Rule 2: No kissing. You would not know the disgusting germs in people's mouth, especially the mouth of a werewolf." I looked at him wide eyed. "Rule 3: If you see him trying to do the move, you get his arm off your shoulder."
"The move? What the heck is the move?" I looked at him as if he were insane.
"Nessie, the move! All guys do it. Here, I'll show you." he said. "Jasper, would you care to help."
"Na, uh. I'm okay." Jasper said.
"Aw, come on. Do it for your niece, she needs to know this stuff." he moved closer to Jasper, and Jasper slouched in defeat. "Okay, so Jasper is the girl and I obviously am the boy. So, here I am sitting next to my girlfriend or whatever, and I fake a yawn..." he faked a yawn. "Then I stretch." he did that to. "and then my arm slowly makes it over her shoulder – giving me total boob access."
"Alright, get off of me!" Jasper said, after he said that.
"Don't worry Jacob won't try any of those moves on Renesmee." my dad said, with authority in his voice.
"Calm down, Dad. Its Jacob we're talking about, remember." I told him.
"Yeah, I know." he said. If it wasn't on queue, there was a loud honk outside.
"Wow, saved by the bell? How cliché." I muttered to myself.
"Have fun!" I heard everyone shout from the kitchen.
"Thanks!" I shouted back. "Bye, daddy. Love you." I gave him a kiss on the cheek and a hug.
"Love you too, Ness. Be back by 11:30" he responded, I rolled my eyes.
"I'll see you guys later." I gave Emmett and Jasper a kiss on the cheek also and walked out the door. "My dad's Volvo!" I screeched as I walked outside and saw Jacob sitting in it.
"He told me to take it." he shrugged his shoulders.
"What happened to your rabbit?" I said, while getting in the passenger seat.
"I left it at home." he told me.
"Well, I would've liked it better if we weren't in my dad's car." I said.
"Sorry, I ruined it for you already, didn't I."
"No, of course not. We have the whole night ahead of us, forget the whole dad's car thing." I said quickly. "So, where are you taking me?" I asked with playful smile.
"Its a surprise." he grinned and started to drive.
"Uh, huh." I nodded my head slowly. "So... Emmett gave me some first date rules."
"Oh, really? Would you mind telling me these rules." he said cocking his eyebrow.
"Well, rule 1 is to keep my legs closed." I told him, he looked at me wide eyed for a second then turned back to the road.
"I would never try anything like that unless you were okay with it Ness." he said immediately.
"Ha. I know." I had to laugh of his facial expression. "Rule 2 was no kissing!" he laughed this time. "Because you do not know the disgusting germs people have in their mouths, especially werewolves."
"Hey! Us werewolves keep our mouths clean. You see..." he smiled brightly at me to show off his perfect white teeth, then continued driving.
"I see." I giggled. "And last, but not least. If a guy, -that would be you- is trying the move, take his arm off of your shoulder."
"Wow! Emmett really messed up my game. Did he really tell you all of this?"
"Yeah. He even used Jasper as an example, it was hilarious."
"Man! I missed it." he said, playfully pissed.
"So, you're really not gonna tell me where you're taking me?" I asked.
"It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you, now would it." he said.
"I guess I'm going to have to wait and see, aren't I?"
"Yup." he smiled.
We drove for what seemed like hours to me.
"Gosh, Jake are you driving to the end of the world? Can we reach the end of the cliff now!" I said bored out of my mind.
"Hush up. We're already here." he said. I looked up out the windshield and a huge Ferris Wheel, surrounded by lights, I looked straight ahead of me and saw a big sign.
"You took me to a carnival?" I asked shocked.
"You don't like it." he said disappointed. "Cause your dad told me not to take you to the movies or La Push, he said to take you some where special. That's why I got all dressed up and he let me borrow his car and I was here thinking you would really like it but -" I shut his rambling up with my lips.
"I love it." I smiled. "I've never been to a carnival before, this is perfect."
"Really?" he asked surprised.
"Yeah."
"Well, I did think of this myself." he said, turning cocky.
"Shut up Jakey and lets go." I got out of the car and walked up to the ticket booth. Jacob came up behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist, we got a roll of tickets and went inside.
"Okay, so what do you wanna do first?" he asked me.
"I don't know, as I said I've never been to a carnival." I laughed.
"How about I win you a prize." he smiled.
"Really?"
"Yeah... its kind of in the boyfriend hand book. Win your girlfriend something from a carnival."
"Wow! Can I get a copy of this hand book?"
"Sorry, no. Its kind of a boy secretive book thing."
"Alright. So what game are you going to play to win me something." I cocked my eyebrow at him. "How about the ring toss?"
"Na, uh. That is a concentration game, I do better at games of strength. We're going to the manliest game... ring the bell." he walked us over to the game with a bell on top. He handed the guy at the stand some tickets and he handed Jacob a hammer thingy (A/N: sorry, I forgot what it was called. Some remind me, please?) "Watch and learn." he grinned at me and hit the pad on the bottom and the ringer to the top.
"Winner." the teenage booth guy said, unenthusiastically. "You can choose any prize from the top shelf."
"Ness, which one do you want? The big teddy bear, the panda or a gorilla."
"Um, how about the panda. Cause you know that they're about to become extinct because people continue to take their bamboo and if they keep doing that -" Jacob put a finger over my lips.
"Ness, just take the panda." he laughed.
"Right." I took the huge panda. "I can barely carry this." I giggled.
"Well now you have someone to sleep with when I'm not there." he grinned.
"Alright, now what are we going to do next?" I asked.
"How about that ring toss." he pulled me over to it.
"How many rings?" the guy asked us.
"Just 10." I told him.
"Here you go." he gave them to us. "That will be 20 tickets." we handed it to them.
"Okay... so how do you do this?" I asked Jacob.
"You toss the ring, and if it goes over the bottle you win." he explained. I tossed a ring and failed. "Its alright, you got 9 more rings." I tossed another one and missed. I sighed but tried again, and missed another one.
"Is this game made to frustrate you." I said pissed, Jacob started laughing. "What's so funny?"
"You look cute mad." he said, pushing my hair back.
"I'm glad my frustration amuses you." I threw another ring at a bottle and it still didn't make it in. Out of anger I threw the rest of the rings at the bottles and one of them landed on top of the bottle. "Oh my gosh! Did you see that?! I got it on the bottle. I won!" I cheered.
"Wow! Someone's a sore winner." Jacob told me.
"Oh shut up!" I hit his arm. "So what kind of prize do I get?" I asked the guy.
"Two tickets to Orlando, Florida, for a trip to Disneyland." he said enthusiastically.
"Oh my god! Are you serious?" I almost jumped of joy.
"No. You can have any prize at the bottom shelf." he smirked at me.
"Well... I would've preferred the tickets to Disney but I guess this will do." I told him. "I'll take a unicorn." he passed it to me.
"Enjoy your stay." he winked, Jacob growled.
"Come on." I mumbled, and pulled Jacob by his hand, along with my panda. We stopped by the cotton candy machine. "2, please." I told the girl. "What's your problem?" I asked Jacob.
"That guy was totally checking you out." he said glaring at the guy from the booth, who's back was currently turned.
"Oh, please. What would make you think I would leave you for him?"
"Here you go, miss." the girl passed me the two cotton candies.
"Thank you." I gave her a small smile. "Here." I handed one to Jacob. "And calm down, its my first date. I want to remember it because I had fun not because you fought with some booth guy."
"Alright. I'll calm down but only cause I love you." he peck my lips, I smiled. "Now we should go on the Ferris wheel."
"Okay, lets go." I grabbed my panda and the unicorn and we walked to the Ferris Wheel.
Third Person POV
"Calm down Edward, they've been gone for an hour. Its only 8 o'clock, you said her curfew was 11:30." Jasper told Edward.
"I am calm!" he shouted at him.
"Yeah... it doesn't feel like it." Jasper said.
"Why didn't we get her a cell phone!" Edward shouted.
"Because she said she didn't want one." Rosalie said.
"What kid in the world wouldn't want a cell phone?" Edward asked, as if it were the most ridiculous thing in the world.
"Um, obviously Renesmee." Emmett said. "And you call me an idiot."
"I don't even know why you're overreacting, you said it was okay for them to go on the date." Alice said.
"Yeah, but I didn't know they'd take so long. He could be deflowering my precious Nessie." Edward said, petrified.
"He wouldn't try anything like that, its Jacob. He does anything Nessie says." Jasper said, all the guys in the room eyes got wide.
"What if Nessie wants to..." Emmett whispered.
"No, she doesn't, you guys are crazy." Bella said.
"Really? She's got you as a mom." Emmett responded.
"What is that suppose to mean?" her and Edward asked at the same time.
"Well, you were kind of a horn ball when you were human don't you think." Jasper said.
"Oh, please. That stuff is not genetic." Bella shook her head.
"It can be." Carlisle pitched in. "Hormones can be genetic."
"Oh God! She's gonna do it." Edward smacked his forehead.
"Hey! I'm offended by the lack of trust you have in Nessie." Rosalie said.
"Come on, guys. I wasn't that..." Bella couldn't finish the sentence.
"Horny." every finished for her, except Esme and Carlisle.
"Yeah, that. I doubt that she's even thinking about that stuff now, would she even know about it, we haven't talked to her about it." Esme said.
"Um. Actually I talked to her about it." Carlisle said guilty. "But, it was only cause she was reading a text book when she was bored and it happened to be talking about it, so I might as well."
"Why don't you just call Jacob's cell phone?" Rosalie suggested.
"Smart! I knew you hated Jacob for a reason." Edward praised her and dialed Jacob's number. It rung a couple times.
"What do you want Edward?" Jacob answered his phone.
"Where is she?" he cut to the chase.
"She's playing horse derby." he responded.
"She's riding a horse! Jacob swear to whatever God vampires have, if she falls off that horse and gets hurt, I will personally kill you." Edward threatened.
"Gosh! Calm down. Its not a actual horse derby, we're at a carnival." he told him.
"A carnival? That's the best you could come up with."
"Well, she seemed to like it, loved it actually." Jacob bragged.
"Who are you talking to?" Renesmee asked Jacob.
"Your dad." Jacob responded to her, she sighed.
"Someone just got caught." Emmett teased Edward.
"I'm not gonna talk to him." Renesmee said stubbornly.
"Put her on the phone." Edward told Jacob.
"She doesn't wanna talk to you." Jacob told him.
"I know but put her on the phone anyway." he said.
"He wants to talk to you." Jacob told Renesmee.
"Oh, gosh. Whatever, just give me the phone." she gave in and he passed her the phone. "What do you want father dearest?"
"What time are you coming home?" he asked gently.
"Are you being serious Dad!" she shouted. "We agreed no interruptions, you said we had until 11:30, its 8 o'clock! Why are you ruining this for me! I never get out the house and when I finally get to be normal you're gonna go out and just mess everything up." she took a quick breath. "Ugh! I hate you." she hung up. Everyone looked at Edward apologetically.
"I just ruined everything didn't I..." Edward said, sheepishly.
"Yeah." they all said.
"Oh God." he put his face in his hands.
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