Rocket has been traveling with Peter Quill and the rest of the Guardians for just over a year now. He has learned that there is still lots of learn about his teammates. Him being the stubborn creature he was, didn't like to not know something about someone. He was one to know everything about everyone. He needed to know everyone's secrets and weaknesses- especially his friends- so if anyone tries to use those weaknesses against his friends, he would be able to stop it. He was damn glad his friends were so easy to read.

Drax was probably the easiest to figure out, his weakness was family. The mention of his would make him stop using all sense of thought (as little as he already uses).

Quill was the second easiest to tell and probably the easiest to use against himself, it's that he's human. For some odd reason every evil alien the Guardians come across thinks just because Quill is human he is weak. In ways it's true, he has a lower pain tolerance than the other Guardians, he needs to eat more often, and sleep more often. He isn't some sort of crazy assassin like Gamora or a talking tree or raccoon like Groot and Rocket, and he didn't have crazy strength like Drax. He had a walkman and a cocky attitude- and that's all he really needed to win his battles.

Gamora's weakness took some time to figure out. It's her past. If anything from her childhood, from Thanos came into her life, she would lose all sense of who she was and usually ended up hurting one of the Guardians.

Groots weakness was usually looked over. People usually thought it was that no one understood what he meant when he said "I am groot" over and over again. In reality, his weakness was Rocket. Groot loved the rest of the Guardians with all his heart, but for obvious reasons, he was more attached to Rocket more than the others. Groot has killed good people to protect the raccoon. Sure the others have done the same, but they never have ripped a man in half for him.

Rocket knew all his friends weaknesses, but none of them knew his, and he was hoping to keep it that way.

Rule #9 Don't mess with the Guardians weaknesses without expecting Rocket to kill you

Okay. I have no excuse except a really bad writer's block, work, school, life. This isn't my best chapter (due to me not writing this fic in like a year), I have an idea for a follow up. I'm going to try to continue writing.

Ideas for rules are great! Keep them coming, hopefully a spark of inspiration will hit me and I will be able to continue this story again. I am overwhelmed with the feedback already and shocked people actually still are favoriting/following this story so thank you guys so much!

Lastly, I don't own the Guardians, Never will.

Until next time (I promise)