Just some idle musings I've had about some characters recently.

P.S. I have never seen Sonic X, nor have I seen any Sonic stuff beside some of the video games. Just imagine the world tails lives in has very few humans.

Part 1:Tails

He mused on his life thus far and came to one rather abrupt conclusion.

He really should have thought things through better.

_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_--Tail's musings_!_the beginning--_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!

Tail's life before meeting Sonic was... not pleasant to say the least. Always the freak, the outcast, the punching bag. Just because of his extra tail.

Contrary to what most though tails did not hate his extra tail, quite the opposite. He loved Adam and Eve. Why name them that? Adam and Eve were supposed to be the first mortal being to exist. They have always existed, they were the first. Tails felt the same about his tails, they had always been with him, and they gave him the first feeling of joy he had ever felt.

When the local bullies decided enough was enough and started to actively try and cripple and/or kill him Adam and Eve had saved him. They had thrown him off a building. A four story apartment building actually. He had been around the second floor when he had started to hover in place. After a good five seconds of shock he put his inquisitive mind to work. It hadn't taken him long to figure out the basics of flight. After that it was all just a blur. He had started to fly, never looking back, he just kept on flying.

Eventually he had started to get tired. He tried his best to ignored it, but eventually tiredness lead to exhaustion, and exhaustion lead to passing out on a nice sandy beach.

It was there he met the blue streak. And by 'met' I mean he dove out of the way of a blue bi-plane crashed into the sand a couple of feet from where he was.

After helping the blue hedgehog out of the wreckage and putting out the small fire on one of his quills he introduced himself. His name was sonic and apparently he had been looking for a better way of getting around. Running was great and all but you can't run everywhere. There were geological limitations after all.

After making a hut out of the nearby foliage Sonic had actually taken the plane apart and tails got to work salvaging what he could. It had taken blood(he got a boo-boo when he was lifting a sharp piece of metal), sweat (it was rather hot out), and tears (from the previously mentioned boo-boo), and a LOT of duct-tape, but Tails had made the plane fly-able again.

How would tails know how to do this you ask? Well tails lived in the alleyways in Arcadia, a city known for having far to many libraries for its own good, and tails had a lot of time on his hands. So he read, he read everything, Child's Fiction, Advanced Machinery for Idiots, and How to Start a Harem in Three Easy Steps by Uzumaki Naruto were just a few of the things he happened to come across.

The next few years were just a happy blur for tails. He had found a friend, and eventually a brother, in Sonic. He didn't care that he was a genius at the age of six nor did he care about his tails. But the happy times ended. They had run into a man named Eggman, A human, something that was rare in their world.

There were only a handful of humans left after F day, the day when one of the governments, no one knows which, set off a bomb that killed 99 percent of the human population and mutated every other living thing on the planet. Creating the world they now knew.

Eggman had made several different robots. None more effective then the 'robot sonic' line. They had all fallen before the real Sonic's might but not without consequence. Sonic had developed a... paranoia about robots in general

So it was to be expected that when tails started making machines to fight Eggman's Sonic started to get nervous. The only thing stopping him from destroying Tails machines was the fact that none of Tail's were unmanned. Tails had to become an excellent pilot in order to work them. Sonic had never felt safer when going into battle then he did when tails was watching his back from within his latest mecha.

And it was good, for a time. But then Eggman made bigger machine and made a lot more the the two could handle.

Without telling Sonic Tails started working on a way to destroy the enemy robots.

After a year of fighting Eggman and his goons it was understandable that when sonic came home to find unfamiliar robot surrounding their home. It was also to be perfectly normal that he started to destroy them.

It was a shame he had so little self control, if he had waited just a few seconds and looked at them he would have seen the two-tailed logo he had become so familiar with.

After 'fighting' his was inside trying to find his twin-tailed brother he made one of the worst mistakes of his life.

Tails was trying on his new bio-mechanical suit, it was used to boost his reflexes and help him in aiming the new hand held guns he had made. He dubbed them 'railguns'.

Unfortunately, the suit made him look just a little too much like the robots Sonic had just got done slaughtering and he attacked the suit covered tails.

Sonic had used a homing attack on the new 'robot' and its gun fired, bouncing off a nearby mirror and severed one of its arms. It was about this time that he realized robot don't feel pain. So the thing screaming on the ground couldn't possibly be a robot .

Tails had forgiven Sonic at a later date, after building himself a new arm, but their relationship had never been the same. He had moved out and into the desert several dozen miles away. After building a self-sufficient home he had become more and more withdrawn from his friends. They tried to visit, but he was several miles deep in the hottest desert on the planet.

After 2 whole years with no attacks from Eggman and no contact from Tails his friends decided to surprise him by visiting him all at once. So on his next birthday they set off to the location they knew Tail's house was in.

They found a fortress, defended by robot foxes, several sniper nests, and AA emplacements.

Later they came to find out him and Eggman had started a personal war with one-another. Why was it personal? Well all they had to do was take one look at Tail's to find out. Eggman had attacked him when he was still building his house, he still had plans for it to be a house at that time, and almost killed him. He would have normally recovered, finished making his house, and moved on. But Eggman had done something unforgivable.

He had destroyed Eve. His left tail. Tails had made another one out of artificial flesh but it just wasn't the same. So on that day he had swore vengeance.

Eggman would die, no matter the cost.

Sonic and co. were shocked to hear that that day would be Eggman's last. Tails had managed to find out where he was. And he was fully prepared to... deal with the fat man when the others got in his way. Trying to argue that Eggman was a living being and he had no right to end his life. He tried to ignore them but they, after some difficulty, had fought him to the ground before he could use his 'problem solver'.

They didn't get very far into what would have been the biggest friendship speech in history before Tails's personal guard broke down into the command room where they were located. He had told them in no uncertain terms that if they kept him from his revenge again he would see them as the enemy.

They gave in thinking maybe letting tails get his revenge would mellow him out a little. He looked rather high-strung and his eyes were that of a man on the brink of his sanity.

They later came to regret that decision. When they saw a giant missile with the words "burninate the peasants!" written on the side of it launch from their ex-friends base into parts unknown.

_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!--tail's musings over_!_present day-- _!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!

"so what if I went just a wee bit revenge crazy and nuked Eggmans base. Its not like it was nearby any major cities or anything...

oh wait... it was. Oopsies, my bad."

those were Tail's final thoughts before the Mobian government decided that if he was gonna nuke them then they were gonna nuke back.

Part 2: Vaan

as far back as Vaan could remember he had always liked things with odd skin colors. There were 'cool' when he was growing up. When he hit puberty though he met a Viera dancing in a rather skimpy outfit in one of the clubs he working as a courier for and it developed into a fetish. So if it was humanoid, had ovaries, and had a skin color that wasn't fleshy pink he was probably attracted to it, even a heavy tan would do it actually.

Now, this wasn't much of a problem until he met Fran and Baltheir when he was trying to steal gems from the castle. It was rather distracting fighting along-side what he pictured to be a goddess given human-ish form. the startling realization that her outfit left almost nothing to the imagination and that she had a rather... jiggly physic combined with the fact her boot/heels made her ass look even more enticing meant that it was a wonder he did anything but stand there and stare vacantly while drooling all over himself.

It was amazing he managed to control himself until they came upon the Viera forest. well... he did until they had to leave that is.

Any traveler passing through the forest were treated the the rather hysterical sight of five people dragging a hog-tied blond teenager out of a forest while they ignored his cries of "no! Take me back! I've found paradise!!!"

and there you have it some stray thoughts I had.

ATTENTION READERS! Do I have your attention? Good. Any way I have the next chapter Idea planned out. I have for a while actually but I need YOUR input. Its going to be an Evangelion Omake type thing about what the series would be like if Shinji was a normal teenager.

I say Omake style because it will probably be cut into shorter segments. I don't think I could write EVERY scene without it seeming either boring or forced.

So if any funny scenes, or even just ideas, pop into your head just tell me and I'll do my best to either write them out or scan them for grammar errors. (depending on if its a scene or just an idea respectively)

Here's a sample of one of them:

"Okay I understand the need for a weapon on a giant robot and I understand why you made a knife. It does fit in my shoulder armor thing rather easily after all. But the the fuck does the knife vibrate?! Couldn't you guys put a little more effort into finding out how to make a beam sword or a really, really powerful gun or something?! But no, I get stuck with a giant purple robot wielding a thinly veiled metaphor for a sex tool. Wonderful." Shinji ranted while standing not 500 feet from the angel. Just standing there.

"S-shut up and kill the damn thing!" Misato shouted. Trying to ignore the fact that he raised several good questions while ranting.

Stuff like that. I don't know when it'll come out but its not gonna be for at least a week.

Currently reading:'Homecoming' a DeadSpace fic written by Leks Bronks

'Playing the Four Devils' a Naruto DMC crossover fic written by Reaper INI

currently listening to: Burn my Dread by.... I have no idea.