Hey guys sorry I haven't updated in a really lonnnnnnnnnnnng time! But I kind of broke my computer and lost everything I wrote on their so yeah. And I just got it fixed so I haven't really had a chance to do anything or remember what I had typed so I must start from scratch.-sigh- But, I will try to get more chapters on, but thanks for cooperating!
I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAY BUT I PERSONALLY THOUGHT THE TWILIGHT MOVIE WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, at least Emmett was really hot...Kristen Stewart did crappy, and Robert Pattinson sounded a little alienated but other than that it was pretty good!
Disclaimer:
ME: I own Emmett Cullen because he is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
E.C.: WTF DUDE?! Did you just ditch me for my brother?
ME: Um, I kind of just did!
E.C.: Shit!
Emmett: told you all the chicks dig me!
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Bella's POV
I woke up being blinded from the sun,, so I turned around...only to find Rosalie right in my face. as I began to yell WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! I stopped myself and remembered the night before. Crap, I thought that was a bad dream or something.
"Hey Bella!" She chirped happily- wait stop the show!!!!!!!! When is Rosalie EVER happy?
"Hey?" I asked/ responded. (I was still a little freaked out by her being happy and all)
"What time is it?!" I asked still a little groggy.
"Approximately 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I was going to wake you up but I enjoyed your sleep talking quite a bit." I groaned loudly. " Don't worry it wasn't that bad, although you kept yelling at Alice for taking you to a gay club!" I think she was trying to make me feel better, but it just reminded me of that dream...
Flashback to dream...
"Alice where the bloody hell are we????" Eww, I have GOT to stop watching Harry Potter.
"Well..., I'm not so sure but it looked fun in my vision!" She answered happily?
"Omg are you kidding me?! MARY ALICE CULLEN TELL ME YOU DID NOT TAKE ME TO A GAY STRIP CLUB?!!!!!!!!!!"
"That would probley explain a lot though..."
"We have to leave right now! C'mon before anyone sees me!"
"Oh my fucking Carlisle! Is that Mike Newton?!!!!!"
"Alice we are leaving right now!!!!!!!"
"Too late..."
"Hey Bella! What are you doing here?! Did you ditch Cullen yet?" He glanced at Alice, "Or did you dump him for his sister?!" That sent him into a fit of giggles.
"Hello Mike, are you here with Tyler?" Alice responded, I always thought there was more with those two...
"Actually I am! But no worries Bella, I have great news...IM BI!"
...End of flashback dream
I shuddered internally.
"Hey Rose, just out of curiosity, is there any gay strip clubs in Washington?" I think that may have caught her off guard a little.
"Umm, I don't think so..." Whew that was close, I think she might keep her distance from now on...
"Well I'm hungry!" I said I my poorly attempted way of trying to change the subject. She still eyed me suspiciously and I gave her a innocent sweet smile.
"Well, do you want to go out to eat since its almost dinnertime?" She asked me also trying to change the subject.
"Sure...how about McDonalds?" Hehe I remember last time I got high off the McFlurry's, good times man, good times!"
"Are you sure?" She asked me like I had just asked to go shopping, well maybe I could toy with her a little while I'm getting high off a McFlurry...
"Yeah, and do you want to go shopping afterwards?"
"Who are you and what the hell did you do to Bella Swan?!" Haha it was working, I am an evil genius...
"Of course! Don't you want Alice dear to be as jealous as possible?" She pondered for a moment then shrugged.
No.
YES!
Not again!
"I guess, its not like she won't have a vision about it..."
Meanwhile at the Cullen residence ...
Alice POV
"Edward can you shut up for about five seconds?!"
I am so blessed to have a brother this annoying! NOT!
He shot me an evil glare, oops my bad!
"Okay I'm getting something...NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
HOW COULD THEY GO SHOPPING WITH OUT ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I tell you they are evil!!
Edwards POV
Why must I have such a melodramatic sister?!
Why does my girlfriend and everyone hate me?!
Why must I be a vampire?
WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????????????!
Next time on Bella's Revenge...
"Rosalie why the hell are we out a gay strip club?!!!!!!!! And why the hell is Mike Newton here???!!!!"
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