Summary: What happens when Zak and Fisk start try to make toast? ( requested by Max Saturday burns toasters)

Fisk: "Are you sure you know how to use this?"

Zak: "Fisk, I'm six years old, I think I know how to use a toaster." *squeezes chocolate syrup into the toaster.* "Two chocolate covered toast, comin' right up!"

*puts bread in and presses down on the handle* "Now all we have to do is wait."

Five seconds later...

Zak: "Okay, I'm bored."

*Zak and Fisk walk out of the kitchen. The toaster catches on fire.*

Doc: "Hey boys."

Zak: "Hi Dad, just off to go exploring."

Doc: " Don't get into any trouble."

Zak: "Since when have we ever gotten in trouble?"

Doc: "I have a list. It's alphabetized." *smells something burning and runs into the kitchen.*

Doc: "What the.." *sees toaster on fire* "Zak!" *grabs fire extinguisher and extinguishes flames*

Line break!

Doc: "What happened to the toaster?"

Zak: "Well, it was hit by... lightning!"

Fisk: "Yeah, a big bolt of lightning."

Drew: "It's not even raining outside!"

Doc: "What happened to the toaster?"

Zak: "Mom, Dad, it's Van Rook!"

*Zak and Fisk run out while they're distracted*

Doc and Drew: "Zak!"

5 years later..

Zak: "Now slowly add the chocolate. Stop, stop! That's to much! Wipe it off, we have to start all over."

Fisk: "Why are we doing this again?"

Zak: "We have to make the perfect chocolate covered buttered toast, Fisk. It is my life's passion."

Fisk: "Remembered what happened last time you tried just chocolate covered toast?"

Zak: "Dude, that was like five years ago. I'm eleven now."

*Fisk squirts out chocolate syrup onto the bread.*

Zak: "Okay, let's put this in the toaster." *puts the toast in the toaster* "And now, we wait." *Turns back to the toaster*

*Toaster catches fire*

Fisk: "Uh, Zak? The toaster's on fire."

Zak: "Haha, Fisk. Very funny."

Fisk: "No really, the toaster's on fire!"

Zak: *smells something burning* "What?" *looks at toaster* "Crud! Fisk, get me the fire extinguisher!"

Fisk: "I can't find it!"

Zak: "What do you mean you can't find it?!"

*fire spreads*

Zak: "Get me that bottle of water!" *points to bottle of gasoline on the counter*

Fisk: *squirts gasoline at the fire*

Zak: "That's not water, it's gasoline! RUN!"

*Zak and Fisk run out of the kitchen*

*huge explosion throws them to the ground*

Zak: "Mom and Dad are gonna freak!"

Fisk: "Let me guess, run?"

Zak: "You got that right!"

*run out of the living room and down the hallway*

Zak: "Hi Mom! Hi Dad!"

Drew: "Hi, Zak. What are you.."

Zak: "Me and Fisk are going to play outside! Bye!"

Doc: "Something's up."

*Alarms blare. Doc and Drew run into the kitchen*

Doc and Drew: "Zak!"

Line Break!

Doc: "So Fiskerton, dare I ask what happened to the kitchen?"

Fisk: "It was hit by... lightning?"

*Drew drags Zak into the living room*

Doc: "What happened to the kitchen?"

Zak: "Well, it was hit by.."

Drew: "Don't say lightning."

Zak: "Wind!"

Fisk: "A strong wind."

Drew: *looks at Fisk* "Leave."

*Fisk runs out and Zak tries to follow*

Drew: "No, not you. Get back here." *grabs Zak's collar and drags him back*

Doc: "What happened to the kitchen, Zak?"

Zak: "Well... Mom, Dad, it's Van Rook!"

Drew: "Yeah, we're not falling for it this time."

Zak: *grumbles* "Me and Fisk we're just making some toast when the toaster caught fire."

Doc: "Why didn't you get a fire extinguisher?"

Zak: "Cause Fisk couldn't find one! So I saw a bottle of what I thought was water on the counter. Turns out it was gasoline and Fisk just made it worse by squirting the flames with it. Next thing I know, there was a big explosion, and no kitchen. But, we're rich, so it's not that bad... right?" *chuckles nervously*

Doc: "Oh, it's bad. For you that is."

Drew: "What was a bottle of gasoline doing in the kitchen?"

*Zak and Drew look at Doc*

Doc: "It was for... science?"