DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN LUCKY STAR. IT'S KAGAMI YOSHIMIZU'S PROPERTY. THIS IS A FANFICTION.
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*Lucky Channel's song plays in the background*
Akira: LUUUUUUCKY CHANNEL! OHA-LUCKY! Hey, hey, hey! Lucky Channel, Extra Episodes is back! And guess what? We have tons and tons of letters to read today! I'm your navigator Akira Kogami!
Minoru: *with a purple eye and a plaster on his neck* Hello everyone! We are happy to be with you all once more! I'm Akira-sama's humble assistant, Minoru Shiraishi!
Akira: Oh, my! Shiraishi what happened to you?
Minoru: Oh I… Uh, I fell from the stairs coming to the studio toda—
Akira: Who cares! Now, let me, the navigator, introduce to you the people who are responsible for making this show the huge success it is… THE LUCKY STAR CAST! WELCOME! *claps*
The camera moves to the Lucky Star cast sitting on the couch, sweatdropping. All of them are looking over at Minoru, but soon look to the camera and wave.
Akira: Thank you so much for coming today!
Nanako: It's not like we have a choice anyway…
Akira: Exactly!
Nanako: *sweatdrops*
Akira: Anyways! Let's start this thing. *grabs the famous ToD bag* First letter comes from the completely random viewer… 'MahNati':
Awwww... Kagami is so cute! X3
Nati: Well, she is one special Tsundere... By the way, what was that special surprise?
I'm curious too!
Konata, your Engrish is funny! =D But how good is your Portuguese? Sing... um... (Nati: Extravasa, by Claudia Leite) Good!
Hyiori: You're one heck of a shipper, right? What's worst shipping for you? (from any fandom you like)
Misao: Face your worse nightmare. Ayano can come along too.
Patty: How do you feel about being the stereotype american character in the show? (Nati: Pff... yeah. Tall, blonde, blue eyes, big boobs...)
Tsukasa and Yutaka: Play "Dead Rising: Chop 'Till You Drop" for the Wii. Sorry, but I want to see your reactions. =)
Akira: Give the money you received to the manager. Nuff' said. =P
Okay, ideas are gone. That's all for now! =D
Konata: Portuguese? Isn't that the language they speak on the other side of the planet?
Kagami: Well… There is more than one country that speaks it, but Brazil does too.
Konata: …So it is the place on the other side of the planet.
Kagami: *sighs* Yes, Konata, it is the country on the other side of the planet.
Konata: See? It wasn't so hard to agree with me, was it?
Kagami: Shut up…
Misao: My worst nightmare, huh? Ok! Let's go Ayano! *grabs Ayano and runs off the studio*
Ayano: W-wait Misa-chan…! *voice drifts away*
Akira: Hey! We need to show the viewers the scene! *turns her head to the back of the studio* Stephen! Follow them!
Stephen: Of course, Akira-sama! *grabs a camera and goes after Misao and Ayano*
Nanako: That guy is such an ass kisser…
Yui: He just wants to keep his job, leave him alone…
Patty: Wait, I'm the stereotype American?
Hiyori: Well, it's kinda obvious.
Patty: It is not! Besides, like I'm the only blonde with the big boobs, look at Kuroi-sensei!
Nanako: Hey! My boobs are smaller than yours! *stops* Wait, did I just said that?
Yui: Yep. It was pretty funny actually.
Konata: *grabs the microphone* Admit it Patty, you are really stereotyped.
Patty: Ah! That's such a calamity!
Akira: *scratching her head and laying down on the table* Yeaaaah… You know, I'm sorry for being the one to tell you that, girl, but nobody knows exactly why you even got a part on the anime. I mean, you barely appear on the manga. Kou Yasaka had more screenplay than you, actually. And look where she is now. Nowhere to be seen.
Patty: But—
Akira: Besides, it's kinda of stupid for you to be characterized as the 'American' chick based on your appearance, since hair and eye color don't mean much on Lucky Star. Hell, my hair is pink. Minami over there has green hair. And lolita otaku's hair is blue. The tsundere and her twin have purple hair and purple eyes.
Minoru: Akira-sama… We're delaying the show a bit, so—
Akira: *turns head slowly to Minoru* Huuuuuuh? Oh. *sits straight again* So! Konata-san, it's your time to sing! Hit it!
*the song starts playing*
Konata: How do you even pronounce that?
Akira: How should I know?
Konata: Eh… Dominou jierau, sakudiu a purasa…
Kagami and Tsukasa start laughing. As the song goes on, everyone cracks a smile. In seconds the entire cast is laughing. But instead of being embarrassed, Konata likes the rhythm of the song and gets more excited.
Konata: ESUTARABASA! RIBERA I JIOGA TUDU PO AH!
Yutaka: O-Onee-san... Hahaha! You sing so well hahah!
Kagami: Stop it, you're gonna make me pass out! HAHAHAHA
Nanako: T-that's even better than V*n Hal*n! Hahaha! Way to go Izumi! *wipes a tear from her eyes*
Konata: Ohh, so Kagamin likes it, huh? EU KERO SE FERIZU ANTISU DI MAISI NADA!
Kagami: *holds her stomach* HAHAHAHA! K-Konata!
Konata: BENYA KE O SON EH MASA!
Tsukasa: Kona-chan this is amazing! *laughing*
Patty: T-this song has a catchy rhythm, b-but Konata-sempai kinds of ruins it! HAHAHAH!
The song finally ends. Konata cleans the sweat on her forehead.
Konata: Whew… That song is going to my iPod.
Kagami: *still laughing like a maniac*
Minoru: This was a fun dare. Thank you—
Akira: Yes! Thank you MahNati-sama!
Minoru: S-so, the next question, for Tamura-san.
Hiyori: What's worst shipping for me? Hmm… That's a tough question…
Patty: *mumbles* Any kind of straight fandom, I bet…
Hiyori: *blushes* T-that's not true! You know I ship some straight couples too!
Patty: Yeah, like… One.
Hiyori: Still, it's one.
Yutaka: *blushes* Uh… I'm sorry, but what do you mean by straight couples, Tamura-san?
Hiyori: *sweatdrops* Why must you ask these things to me…?
Patty: Ignore her and answer.
Yutaka: Huh?
Minami: T-they didn't mean ignore, ignore…
Hiyori: Let's see… I guess the worst ship for me would be H*ruhi with any of the guys from the H*st Cl*b. I mean, if it wasn't for her, that show would be such a good yaoi… *sighs*
Patty: *looks at the camera* What did I tell you?
Hiyori: Leave me alone! You think so too!
Patty: I know, I know, I was just teasing.
Kagami: *breathes deeply* Ok… I'm fine now…
Tsukasa: Do you want a cup of water, Onee-chan?
Kagami: Thanks Tsukasa, I'm good.
Konata: Hey, Kagamin!
Kagami: What?
Konata: Esutarabasa…
Kagami: *laughs* S-stop it!
Konata: This is even better than tickling!
Minoru: Alright, now… Akira-sama, give the money you received—
Akira: No.
Minoru: But… It was the da—
Akira: But I can't. I spent it.
Minoru: You spent it? On what?
Akira: None of your business. But I guarantee you it wasn't something expensive, since the money I received could barely buy a bottle of water…
Nanako: You're really getting on my nerves, you know…
Yui: Calm down, calm down…
Minoru: Well, then… I suppose the manager will have to punish you for it.
Akira: *suddenly pale* T-the manager? *reads the dare* Oh. OH! The money is supposed to go to the manager! *takes off an amount of money from her pocket* Be right back. *leaves*
Minoru: *clenches his fists* That stingy bi—
Yui: Next dare?
Minoru: Of course! Yutaka-chan, Tsukasa-san. There is a room over there with the game. Go play it!
Kagami: W-wait. Tsukasa too?
Konata: *whispers* This will unleash her wicked side!
Minoru: *sweatdrops* I know… I'm really sorry about it, but we must do as the viewer asks.
Yutaka: *goes to the room* W-well, I'm not good at games, so…
Tsukasa: Me neither… We'll be dead quickly!
Konata: *mumbles* Quicker than you imagine…
Kagami: What's that supposed to mean?
Both enter the room and close the door.
Minoru: *turns to the camera* Well, let's see how our adventurous Stephen is going with Ayano and Misao, shall we?
The video changes. The camera is following Misao, who's dragging Ayano behind her. The girls are in some kind of party buffet.
Misao: Ok… Here it is.
Ayano: Are you sure you want to do this?
Misao: *gulps* Y-yes. I am. If anything happens, you're there to rescue me, right?
Ayano: I'll be right behind you.
Misao: Ok… Here I go!
Misao leaves. Stephen follows her. She climbs up a huge climbing wall and getting at the top, turns her head and looks down. Ayano waves, with an encouraging smile.
Ayano: Good luck!
Misao: *thumbs up*
Misao jumps from the climbing wall, falling in a huge… Ball pool.
Stephen: *sweatdrops* A ball pool…?
Misao can't be seen anywhere.
Ayano: Misa-chan? Are you there?
Nothing.
Stephen: The things I do for my job… *jumps too*
Misao still hasn't surfaced. Ayano starts to get worried.
Ayano: Misa-chan! I'm coming! *climbs the wall*
Misao: *finally stretches an arm up* I-I still can't! Ayano HELP ME!
Ayano: Misa-chan! *jumps on the ball pool*
Ayano 'swims' till where Misao is, diving and grabbing her by her waist. Both manage to get to 'dry land' safely.
Misao: *hugging Ayano* Nyaa! I was so close! But… But it started to get hot… And I couldn't breathe… And… Darkness…
Ayano: *pats Misao's head* Shhh, it's okay… You can try again next year.
Misao: I don't want to come back there!
Stephen: *still on the ball pool* H-help… This camera is too heavy… I'm drowning…!
The screen goes back to the studio.
Minoru: Wow! Amazing.
Miyuki: I-I wonder if Stephen-san is okay…
Minoru: Oh, he's paid to do this. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Kagami: *sweatdrops* I can't believe that that's her worst nightmare…
Konata: What was that exactly?
Kagami: Well… When we were on kindergarten, Misao said that she could go all the way to the bottom of that ball pool and grab the legendary golden ball they have down there… Thing is, she forgot she was claustrophobic. She passed out and we only realize it when the party was over. Ayano rescued her.
Konata: Wow… Such an epic adventure for a kid!
Kagami: It was pretty dangerous, you know!
Konata: It was epic!
Kagami: *sighs* Whatever…
Misao, Ayano and Akira come back to the studio.
Akira: Ok. Dare done?
Minoru: Yes, let's move on!
Akira: Great! This one is fro—
Suddenly the Game Room's door bursts open and a crazy Tsukasa with a chainsaw comes out of it.
Tsukasa: MUST KILL THE ZOMBIEEEES!
Minami: *eyes wide open* YUTAKA! *rushes over to the room*
Minoru: What the…? Hey, isn't that your chainsaw?
Akira: HEY! THAT'S MINE! NOBODY. TOUCHES. MY CHAINSAW. *runs over and tackles Tsukasa on the ground*
Tsukasa drops the chainsaw, but bits Akira in the process.
Akira: She… SHE BIT ME!
Minoru: *runs over to the chainsaw and turns it off*
Yui: Yutaka!
Patty: T-that was completely random.
Hiyori: Randomness can be dangerous s-sometimes too.
Tsukasa: *blinks* H-huh…?
Kagami: THAT'S WHY I SAID TO MAKE SURE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
Minami: *walks out of the room holding Yutaka on her arms*
Yui: Minami-chan! How's Yutaka?
Minami: *bangs covering her eyes* She…
Yutaka: *slowly blinks* W-what…? *looks up* Minami-chan…?
Hiyori: *eyes shining* I'm such a horrible person for thinking these things right now, but… IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TEASING ME!
Patty: Down girl…
Tsukasa: Hey, what happened…?
Minoru: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Let's go on with the letters!
Kagami: Oh no! How long do you plan on hiding it from her?
Minoru: Would she believe me if I told her?
Akira: *hugging chainsaw* It's ok now… Nobody is going to break little Chain-chain…
Minoru: *looks over at Akira with a raised eyebrow* Chain— You know what, never mind.
Minami: I'll take Yutaka outside for some fresh air. *leaves*
Yui: I'm coming with you! *follows them*
Tsukasa: Onee-chan…? I… Blacked out for a second there…
Konata: Wow, that was pretty intense. Best thing is to wash off the sadness and move forward!
Kagami: SHUT UP.
Minoru: Wait. *turns to Akira* What was your chainsaw—
Akira: Chain-chain.
Minoru: …Yeah, I refuse to say that. What was your chainsaw doing on the Game Room?
Akira: I thought it would be safe there.
Minoru: And you didn't mention it was there when I mentioned the dare because…?
Akira: Because… I don't know.
Minoru: …Does a human life mean anything to you?
Akira: *shrugs* Maybe.
Minoru: *sighs* Please, read the next dare.
Akira: Ok! As I was saying, we've got this big letter here, from 'Anonymous':
Ok, I was just reading this and thought of something AWESOME.
I'm currently into Vocaloid..
I WANT THE CAST TO COSPLAY VOCALOIDS! :D
Go as follows:
Kagami as Miku
Miyuki as Luka
Tsukasa as Rin
Misao as Len
Yui as KAITO
Nanako as MEIKO
Yutaka as Yuki
Minami as Kiyoteru or Gumi
Ayano as...Kiku
Konata as SF-A2 Miki
Minoru as Big Al (LOL)
Akira as...eh...Neru.
Patty as...Kikaiko.
Hiyori, you can watch.
Now, Miyuki and Kagami must sing the song "Magnet" IN THE SAME POSE AS THE PICTURE, make it hot!
Ayano must let her angry side show with a pair of Kiku's cleavers.
Misao must sing SPICE!or Sadistic Vampire.
Tsukasa has to drive a Road Roller down the street.
Akira must stomp on a giant cellphone while singing "Tsuman-ne?"
Konata must covince at least ONE passerby that she is an alien.
Nanako must sing "Dreaming Little Bird" with Yui.
Yutaka must tackle Minami like a child.
Minami, if cosplaying as Gumi, must sing "Sorry for being a Closet Otaku"
If Minami is cosplaying Kiyoteru,she must sing "Love is War".
Patty must...I dunno, kiss Hiyori. :D
Yui must sing the parody song, "ICE!"and then eat 10 gallons of ice cream.
Minoru must try to act seductive while singing "I'm Too Sexy" while pelvic thrusting for three straight minutes.
Okay, I think I included everyone in at least one dare. I this gets picked, I'll laugh.
This is great...
Konata: …Wow.
Patty: I'm Kik*iko? Ohhhh, just because I'm blonde and have the big boobs, huh? Yeah, I know your deal.
Hiyori: Why am I the only one without a character…?
Kagami: That costume again?
Akira: COSPLAY TIME, FUN TIME! *shoves all the girls into the Changing Room and locks the door*
Minoru: *sweatdrops* …Wow. It's so quiet all of a sudden.
Minami, Yutaka and Yui come back.
Akira: *opens the door and pulls them into the Changing Room too* COME! *slams the door and locks it again*
Minoru: *looks over to Hiyori, the only one there* So… How's life?
Hiyori: Aren't you supposed to cosplay too?
Minoru: I can't get in there with the girls. Honestly, I don't want to.
Hiyori: I see… So you have, you know… Other interests? *shiny eyes*
Minoru: N-no! That's not what I meant either!
Hiyori: Oh. I see…
*Awkward silence*
…It is common knowledge that girls take triple the time to dress up when they are with other girls. So in the meanwhile, the narrator will tell a story.
Once upon a time, in a far away place, there was a Monster without a name. The Monster wanted a name so badly, that he traveled to—
Akira: *slams the door open* WE'RE DONE!
…But…
Minoru: It is also common knowledge that Akira-sama likes to push people around. Sorry, Mr. Narrator.
…It's ok…
Minoru: *gets up* I'll dress up now.
Akira: Do it quickly!
The entire cast is dressed up as their respective characters. Akira sits down on the hosts' table and reads the letter again.
Akira: Ok, so! First one is… Miyuki and Kagami singing 'Magn*t' just like M*ku and L*ka.
Hiyori: *grabs her sketchbook* Am I dreaming…?
Patty: Nope. Somebody really likes you, Hiyorin.
Kagami: I already have enough bad memories with this cosplay…
Miyuki: May I ask how is this pose?
Akira: *shows them a picture*
Kagami: *blushes* W-what? You're kidding.
Miyuki: *blushes too* O-oh, I see…
Akira: Do it!
Kagami: Oh, brother… *awkwardly gets closer to Miyuki. So close their headphone's mics get intertwined with each other.*
The song starts playing and both of them sing. In a very awkward position, since their mouths can barely move.
Hiyori: *drawing* How come I never thought of this before?
Patty: No idea.
They finally finish singing and immediately pull away from each other.
Kagami: *still blushing* There's gotta be something about this costume that makes the world turn against me…
Akira: Now… Ayano, let your angry side show with your giant cleavers.
Ayano: But…
Misao: *cleans her throat* Kaede!
Ayano: *eyes turn red. No, really, they turn red.* I TOLD YOU TO NEVER MENTION THAT FREAKING NAME ON MY PRESENCE, MISAO!
Akira: Show time.
Misao: I'm helping you! O-oi… Wait, what are you… P-put those things away from me! AHH!
Ayano runs after Misao, spinning the cleavers. Both of them run around in circles. Ayano throws one of the cleavers on Misao, who manages to duck. The cleaver hits the hosts' table and gets stuck.
Akira: You better pay for that later.
Misao: GET HER AWAY FROM ME!
Ayano: *throws the other cleaver*
Misao: *stops, turns and grabs the cleaver with one hand* Wow. That was so ninja-like!
Ayano tackles Misao.
Ayano: SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
Misao: You know, I still don't get why you're the one who gets angry with that girl, since I was the one who suff—
Ayano: YOU KNOW WHY. NOW SAY IT!
Misao: Fine! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Ayano: *gets up* Good.
Nanako: So… Really, who's this 'Kaede' girl?
Kagami: I have no idea.
Konata: She'll have to tell the story soon enough…
Akira: Ok… *gets the cleaver that was stuck on the table* These are cool. Anyways! Misao, your turn. Sing Sp*ce!
Misao: Alright! *grabs the mic*
Kagami: She recovers fast… It's really disturbing.
The song starts playing. Misao sings it. Yutaka blushes a bit by the song's lyrics. The song ends, and applauses can be heard in the distance.
Misao: *bows* Thank you, thank you…
Minoru: *comes back with his costume* Well, at least they picked a guy for my cosplay…
Akira: You look ridiculous.
Minoru: Thank you.
Akira: Idiot. *turns back to the cast* Now, now! Tsukasa, there is a road roller outside the studio. You need to drive it down the street.
Tsukasa: D-drive? But…
Kagami: This won't end well, you know…
Patty: No duh.
Tsukasa: *sighs* Alright, I will try.
The entire cast leaves the studio and walks outside. There is a huge road roller parked on the street.
Tsukasa: Wow! It's huge!
Akira: Go, go, go!
Tsukasa climbs the road roller. She falls the first time, but succeeds on the second.
Tsukasa: O-ok… What should I do now?
Kagami: Eh… Try to look for the accelerator.
Tsukasa: Accelerator…? You mean this thing here?
Suddenly the road roller darts down the street fast. Really fast.
Kagami: Tsukasa! Slow down!
Tsukasa: AHHHHHHHH!
Akira: I'll miss her, you know.
Kagami: W-WHAT? DON'T STAND THERE! HELP HER!
And suddenly, the road roller makes a sharp turn, and comes back with the same speed it left. Then it breaks, shooting Tsukasa through the window. Luckily, she falls in a conveniently located giant pillow.
Kagami: *runs over to Tsukasa* Are you ok?
Tsukasa: I-I've been passing out a lot lately Onee-chan… When I was driving, suddenly everything went black!
Akira: So her double personality saved her, huh?
Tsukasa: D-double personality…?
Minoru: S-shall we go inside to make the other dares, Akira-sama?
Akira: Yes! Let's go!
The cast gets into the studio again.
Akira: Ok… Let's see. Oh, this one is for me. Stephen!
Staff Member 2: He's not here, Akira-sama!
Akira: What? Where is he?
Staff Member 2: We sent a searching team to look for him!
Akira: What a lazy ass… Then somebody there, bring me a giant cellphone!
Staff Members 2 and 3 bring her a giant yellow cellphone.
Akira: Ok. Hit it!
The song plays and Akira sings it, while stepping on the cellphone with all her strength. When the song ends, the phone is completely destroyed.
Minoru: That's a great therapy, isn't it?
Akira: *smiles* Wow! That really helped me! So… Konata!
Konata: Roger! I'll convince somebody that I'm an alien. *goes off the studio*
Patty: Oh, I want to see that.
Konata waits for someone. Suddenly, a tall man with spiky black hair and wearing a cap comes on her direction.
Konata: *smirks* Perfect. YOU!
Meito: H-huh? *turns to Konata* Oh! *thinks* It… IT'S HER! LEGENDARY GIRL A! IMPOSSIBLE!
Konata: I must tell you something, passerby. Do you believe in aliens, time travelers or espers?
Meito: *still thinking* Is she testing me? She's testing my knowledge! I must pass Legendary Girl A's test, or else I'll fail at being the clerk at a manga store! *speaks* Y-yes, ma'm!
Konata: Good. You seem to be a smart human. I'll now tell you something that's top secret, got it? Nobody on Earth must know about it, except for you. Can you hold that huge responsibility?
Meito: O-of course! You can trust me with all your heart!
Konata: Ok. Come closer.
Meito: *approaches her*
Konata: *whispers* I'm an alien. I'm not kidding. Soon this planet will be invaded, and only you can save it. But for this, you must only trust on your heart, got it? Nobody else. Do you believe in me?
Meito: *thinking* Legendary Girl A is really testing me! I need to play along, she might be testing out all of the other clerks. Ok, so Earth will be invaded. And I was the chosen one! Take that, little girl…*speaks* Yes. I do. Don't worry! I'll… I'll do whatever it takes to—
Konata: Good! Now, go save Earth! *comes back into the studio*
Meito: H-huh…? Oh, I see! You can't be seen talking to a mere human! Don't worry, alien-sama! YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED! *runs*
Inside the studio.
Patty: That was really mean, you know.
Konata: That guy venerates me. It wasn't so hard.
Kagami: You otaku really are from another dimension…
Konata: I'm from the Cl*w Country!
Kagami: Whatever.
Akira: Yeah, great. Now, now… Kuroi-sensei and Yui, a duet!
Nanako: Finally my time to sing a song, eh?
Yui: *grabs a microphone and gives another one to Nanako* By the name of this song, it's nothing like heavy metal. Don't get your hopes up.
Nanako: …You spoil the fun, you know that?
The song begins. Nanako raises an eyebrow at the song's pace.
Nanako: This is so slow!
Yui: Just sing it.
Both sing, their voices matching quite well. The song ends and the two women bow.
Nanako: Sooooo romantic…
Yui: You'll never get over that, will you?
Nanako: *shrugs*
Yui: I'll take that as a no…
Akira: *sleeping*
Minoru: SO! *pokes Akira* Akira-sama, the next dare on the letter?
Akira: *snores*
Minoru: O-ok, I'll take over from here, then. Yutaka-chan, you must tackle Minami-chan.
Yutaka: O-oh, ok… If it's okay with Minami-chan, I mean…
Minami: *smiles and nods* It's fine.
Hiyori: *mumbling* Cuteness… Overload… Gah!
Yutaka: Well… Here I go! *runs and tackles Minami, giggling*
Minami: *giggles and lifts her up in the air* Don't worry about it, you're really light.
Yutaka: Ohh, you mean that it's because I'm small!
Minami: *still smiling* Of course not.
Konata: Am I… The only one who found that really relaxing after such torturous and hilarious dares?
Patty and Hiyori: Definitely not.
Kagami: That reminded me how Tsukasa used to hug mom all the time when we were little.
Tsukasa: *blushes* B-but we were little, Onee-chan!
Kagami: *chuckles* You're still a child, Tsukasa.
Minoru: Well, after this relaxing moment, let's get back.
All: *sweatdrop* Sure…
Minoru: Now… Minami-chan! Your turn to sing a song.
Minami: Ok… *puts Yutaka on the floor*
Patty: That G*mi outfit really matched you, Minami.
Konata: Look who's talking.
Patty: Quiet you. The only thing I had to do was basically changing clothes… You all got to put these awesome wigs and such!
Konata: Don't sweat the small stuff, Patty-chan.
The song starts and Minami follow the lyrics with her calm voice. The lyrics of the song make everyone giggle. Especially when Minami sings the last sentence, what makes everyone burst out laughing.
Konata: Wow, this must really suck!
Patty: Worst thing is, it might actually happen!
Akira: *wakes up* Eh…? *yawns* Ok… Let's continue!
Minoru: *whispers* I stopped at this dare Akira-sama.
Akira: You did the dares without me?
Minoru: W-well, you were sleeping, so…
Akira: Shut up. Gosh, you get on my nerves. *yells* Ok! So next up is for Patty. Kiss the girl.
Hiyori and Patty look at each other and sweatdrop.
Hiyori: I-it sounds better in doujins than in real life…
Patty: Y-yeah, I know what you mean… *sighs* But since it needs to be done, just get over with it. *bends over at Hiyori*
Hiyori: *backs off* W-w-wow! Wait up!
Patty: It'll only hurt more if you avoid it, you know.
Hiyori: How can you be so okay with this?
Patty: You think I'm ok with it? I just want to do it while I have the courage!
Hiyori: Coura—
But before Hiyori could finish, Patty placed a small peck on her lips.
Patty: O-o-ok! See, n-not that bad once i-it's over!
Konata: You're trembling, you know.
Hiyori: *blushing furiously* P-P-P-PATTY!
Akira: Feel the pain, girl. Now… Yui, sing the song and then you can have all the ice cream you want!
Yui: Oh, great! I love ice cream!
Yutaka: But… 10 gallons, Onee-chan?
Yui: Don't worry about me! I'm a cop after all!
Nanako: What does this have to do with anything…?
The song plays. Yui sings it excitedly, then finishes. Everybody applauses.
Kagami: I feel like this is turning into a karaoke, you know…
Konata: Karaoke's are fun Kagamin!
Akira: The ice cream is over there. Be sure to eat it all!
Yui: I'll be back!
Patty: Ugh, I hated that movie! I watched back home with my sister, we both hated it.
Akira: Yeah, take this Potion… Anyways! Last one… *reads the dare* Heh, this is a good one. Shiraishi acting seductively.
Minoru: Yeah, I get it. *grabs microphone* I'll be so exhausted when this finishes…
Nanako: Take the kids away from the room…
The song starts.
Minoru: I'm *pelvic thrust* too sexy *pelvic thrust* for my shirt.*pelvic thrust*
Everyone in the room twitches, disturbingly, but soon enough start laughing. Even the Staff Members. And the Narrator. HAHAHAHA.
Three minutes later.
Minoru: *last pelvic thrust* This… Is more tiring… Than I've imagined…
Akira: *wipes a tear from her eyes* Oh my Haruhi… This is the first time you genuinely made me laugh at your face without getting hurt… Hahahah!
Minoru: *sits back on his chair, panting* I'll take this as a compliment… I guess…
Konata: *looks at the camera* This was the best dare ever, Anonymous guy. Good job!
Akira: Can't… stop… laughing… *breathes* Ok. Finally, dare done. Last dare of the day, and we're off.
Minoru: *cleans the sweat off his forehead* Ok, last dare, from the viewer 'tatewaki2000':
ZOMG! I was picked!
Just one more Dare then...
I -um- Dare Akira-sama to drink...
...
...
...a glass of warm milk.
:)
-signed-
child in a wheelchair
Akira: That's not even a dare.
Minoru: Here, Akira-sama, I'll prepare the glass of milk for you. *gets up*
Akira: *stops* What did you say?
Minoru: Don't worry, it'll be fine.
Akira: You're poisoning it, aren't you?
Minoru: Since Stephen is not here, and somebody has to work to keep his job, then I'll do it.
Miyuki: Oh yes… Stephen-san hasn't come back yet.
Ayano: I remember seeing him on the ball pool, I guess…
Akira: No really. You're going to poison it, I know it.
Minoru leaves and comes back after a while with a glass of warm milk in hands.
Minoru: Here. *hands over the glass to Akira*
Akira: *examines it*
Kagami: It's just milk…
Akira: Yeah, and I'm just normal navigator. *grabs the glass* Well, here goes nothing. *drinks it*
Konata: This is really weird.
Akira: *finishes it and puts the cup down* Ahh… Ok, what did you do to this milk?
Minoru: Is it so hard to trust me?
Akira: Let me thin— YES.
Minoru: Fair enough.
*Lucky Channel's exit theme starts playing*
Akira: Ohh! We're done already! But before we leave, a special announcement!
Nanako: Finally…
Akira: Lucky Channel Extra Episodes is doing something new, called Character Confessionary! And how does this work? Well, we'll give a camera to someone from our beloved cast, and then let this somebody have total privacy in a room. Then you, dear viewers, can make up to five questions to this person. Questions that will be answered in total privacy, and that the other characters won't know the answers! So this is the perfect opportunity for you to know something personal from each one of our characters, without exposing it to another!
Minoru: The other players won't have a clue of what it's being asked inside the room. Imagine if you ask Konata-san something from Kagami-san's life. You can have two versions of the same story! It's a perfect lie detector!
Kagami and Konata: Why us…?
Akira: So, if you liked the idea, then on your next letter write the name of the character you'd like to see first on the Character Confessionary like this:
CC: Konata
Minoru: Write 'CC' and then the character's name.
Akira: The one with more votes will be the first one! We'll be waiting for your letters!
Minoru:We'll announce the winner within a week, so be prepared! The next episode will be only to announce the winner, so no dares. *bows* We apologize for that!
Akira: Anyways, vote, vote, vote! See you next week!
Akira and Minoru: BYE-NEEEE!
*Lucky Channel, Extra Episodes' cardboard falls on the screen*
Akira: Ok, now WHAT did you put in that milk?
Yui: I can't take more ice creaaaaam…
Yutaka: O-Onee-chan!
Heyaaa! OMG, long-ass chapter is long!
First off, I'm sorry I'm not able to put in more dares, but most of the dares are HUGE. I promess I'll try to fit in all of them somehow.
About the Character Confessionary, it's just a little idea me and the manager came up with. If you guys think it's a waste of time, then tell us. But if you liked the idea, vote! This will give us more time to pass throught all the dares too. Well, Akira and Minoru already explained everything, so I'm not going to repeat what they said.
I hope you liked this episode as much as I did. It was long, but I liked the dares.
Well, see you in a week!
- TSL