Chapter 9: It's a Nintendo game

"SHOW TIME!" He shouted. There was a long pause between the next words and Snake's declaration.

"Who the ---- are you?" Mario and Link yelled."And where had he been all my life?" Samus blushed, looking Snake up and down. (They don't call him solid for nothing after all.)"Great, just what I need, more competition." Pit sighed. Samus glanced over at Pit and he turned away, whistling an innocent tune.

"I am the one the nerds call Solid Snake." Snake announced. The other eight videogame heroes glanced at one another in confusion. "Snake? From Metal Gear Solid?"

"Oh, that Sony thing." Mario nodded.

"Yeah, well actually, we've received an invitation for you to join." Link told Mario.

"……" Mario sighed.

"Where are you anyway?"

"They say that the quickest path to victory is knowing your opponent." Mario shouted, jumping out of a warp pipe behind Snake (Newcomer: SUPER MARIO) "It's-a me, Mario!" There was a brief silence before Mario, Link, Pikachu and Kirby fell to the floor in an uproar of laughter.

"That wasn't funny you bastards!" Snake snarled.

"Sure it is, you tried to sneak into our game, so we should be able to sneak into yours!" Link countered, wiping a tear from his bright blue eyes.

"Shut up." Snake hissed, lighting up a cigarette.

"Up-bu-bup! No smoking, this is-a Nintendo game you know!" Mario said, snatching up the cigarette. He replaced it with a cherry lollipop and snapped it back into Snake's mouth. Snake snarled again and reached for his 45MG. but to his dismay, he found that his holster had been emptied.

"Where the ---- is my gun?" He roared again.

"Nintendo game." Link repeated.

"Then why does she get to keep her gun?" Snake pointed at Samus' weapon.

"Boyo(It's a laser, so it's okay. But no real world guns cuz gun violence is bad)." Kirby explained.

"Eh?" He asked with an eyebrow cocked.

"Pika, pik, pikka, pikk, pi, pi, pika, chu, chu, u, ch, pik, pikch, ika, pika, pikachu (Laser's and other forms of fantasy violence are non-imitatible so they're okay. But guns and smoking are imitatable.)." Pikachu tried to explain once more.

"Does anyone know what the hell these things are saying?" He posed to the others.

"Boi-yo (I do)!" Kirby answered.

"Pi-kaa (Me too!)!" Pikachu agreed. Solid Snake's eye twitched as he reached for his weapon again.

"No guns eh?" He asked. Pikachu nodded. He reached into his pocket and removed an RPG. "But bombs, rockets and explosives are okay?" Pikachu gave him a peace sign of agreement. "All I need to know."

Snake turned around and launched the weapon in Mario's face. Mario flew into the skies and vanished in a twinkle of light.

Meet The Smash Brothers

Okay, here's the segment of the Fic where you meet the Heroes! The following is a brief bio of the character I feature. Special THX for my boy Skyler and my homie Krys. Othawise I couldn't roll like dis. Pimpin.

Name: Jeanluc Pikachu Ketchum

First Appearance: Pokemon RB (1998)

Hails from: Pallet Town, Kanto

Signature Move: Thunder Bolt

Skills/Weapons: A variety of Electrical and other types of attacks.

Bio: Jeanluc (as he's been named in the Manga Tale of the Electric Pikachu) is another Super Smash hero and video game icon. As Mario was the creator of the plat former, Pikachu is considered king of the handhelds. A favorite, especially among the ladies, for his cute outward appearance, Pikachu isn't all about cute and fuzzy. This little mouse packs millions of volts of electricity in it's little red cheeks. (They don't call them Pocket Monsters for nothing you know.) His first starring role was in the Pokemon anime and shortly after in Pokemon Yellow: The Special Pikachu Edition. He's always played a role in the Super Smash adventures. Can he reclaim his title as Super Smash Brothers champion and set a record for making it for three consecutive years? Or will he fall prey to John Handcock's scheme first.

Author's Note: Well, I started that whole "Meet the Smash Bros" thing and I think it's been going pretty well, the losers I hang out with keep e-mailing me about it. Anyway, this chapter introduces what will be a long adored running gag. What that is, you need to find out by reading more.