~Emerald Sonata Works~
*Materials and characters featured belong to the Kantai Collection Universe*
Any 'English' phrased are tagged with [] for a certain lovely Fast Battleship...[deeeeesuuuuuuu!]
~KanColle Dungeon~
In a certain Dungeon Island called Nebula-22
A certain Heroine Party were undergoing an Dungeon Crawl (Expedition).
They had heard there was a large pile of Treasured Resources located in one of its deepest keeps
So they all prepared themselves for a series of epic battles and even steeled their nerves for the climatic boss fight…
…,…,…,…,…In the end…
It went straight to the Big Boss Encounter
"…,…,…,…Hoppo!"
"…[Whaaaaaaaat!] Why is there a kid hopping up and down on that pile of Treasured Resource!? Th-this isn't a [playground]! Don't tell me the only reason we came across zero targets is because this place…is just a toy room for that bouncing brat! [Unbelievable!]"
"W-wait, little one! You shouldn't be jumping on the Treasured Resources as if it were a bed! You'll fall off and hurt yourself! Pl-please listen to this Aircraft Carrier's voice of reason and come down…NO! SHE DIDN'T MEAN JUMP ONTO HER! UWAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Don't worry, you two! I'll cast a spell to catch you both like a Water Bed! Panpakapaaaaaan! Water Spells…,…,…Ah…I casted an Ice Box spell by mistake…I'M SORRY FOR GIVING YOU MODERATE DAMAGES! QUICK! WE HAVE TO HEAL-REPAIR THEM! MISS CLERIC! MISS CLERIC! HEH!? SH-SHE SPLIT THE PARTY!?"
"…,…,…,…,…Zzzzzzzzz…Tenryuu-chan…don't be so rough…if you grab me like that I'll break like the frost of winter…tee-hee…Zzzzzzz…"
…,…,…,…,…And a certain Light Battlecruiser somewhere is definitely going 'GODDARN IT TATSUTA!'…,…,… Yeah.