in tha mightie north, things r not going 2 well.
town is going to the doggos, many things r burning evn tho whole trieb ov tha north is maid of ice, n minions run rampant thru the strets.
"dat not good" donik states tha obvios.
"clearly we hav 2 help" katata good citizens. "so many deth dealers! but we must taik them"
"uh oh" asshol sas. they hav been SPOTED! a beeg chunk ov ice flys past them. donik swervs expertly and blows big air bak, many mionions falling off tha sied of tha battelments.
"all rite God of Battle, do yuor thing!" donky screms.
"thare is no erth here yuo FOOL!" azsol frutrates.
frum tha botom of tha oshin, rises big pillar ov stoen! hits minions and many fal into tha freezing sea. tha waterbeaners r working hard and r reliefed 2 see they hav help. a Cher goes up frum them as they recogniz katata!
while thy r Chering, tha minions strik bak!
"i didnt wnat to believe that they were strong enoff 2 taik us" doenyk mourns. he assblasts them agan, many blok him whith many difrent tipes of beaning. fier shots past them and doneik screms real loud and girlie.
asshol brings ot her beeg atack. with balanc that even tylei would have jealoused, stands up on doniks back as he swoops an dievs 2 avoid tha numerus ass salts.
"wat r yu DOING!?" katata scolds.
Ashol moons tha minions. many r laffing and confusion. with a mightie queef, fier shots frum her womanly hole and destroiz tha deth dealers.
"fadder taut me tha tru strengh of tha genitalls in a fite" azul explans.
"im still confusd on wat happned with tha fier peniss incident" katat said.
"i will elaborat l8er, we r in the middle of a battel!"
donik swoops low ovr tha citie, tha minyins atacking furryously, but with tha expert tease ov tha unstopable 4some, tha thret is nutralized.
water trib hail them liek heroes (not heroes liek the sand witch) aftr battel ends. katat pays thanks 2 Odin 4 her halp. donik lands, and many Chers go up.
But stop wen see assul, evn tho katata is the Blackened Goat Pudding Spirit. "arent you that crazie binch" 1 acculidites.
o fuc, azul relizes. 4got to put on unicon hon (wich was given 2 her by tha gost of christmass past).
katatta steps to her defens. "it ok she is here to help fite this grate new evil"
azhol is touched. mayb katata doesn't hate her. mayb even lieks her? but does not wnat to git her hops up. "yes. i hav come to stop farquab and tha deth dealers bfore they can do mor damages."
"if u say so katat" chief guy suspicions.
ashol turns 2 katata. "i am feling confident, mayb we can taik down farquab without findign the 4 croners ov thee erth. we did so gud."
N O, Odin scrombles, evn louder than evr. YO DEFEAT HIM IN HIS OWN HOME, WITH HIS NUMEROUS DEFENSES. IT IS SIMPLY IMPOSSIBLE WITHOUT THE TOOLS ACQUIRED FROM EACH CORNER OF THE WORLD.
azul winces undar the hrash voic. 'okay okay okay" she ulates, out loud. "i trust u"
"steel is crazie, is talking to hreself" memes a man.
"we r reciving communication frum tha GODS! mind yuor moth." katat defenses once mor.
'I… am srory" apologyses meme man.
asshole stroks odin 2 reassur her that she wil git the repect she desservs. odin purrs undar her fingres. asshols fingres hav smelled liek onions for an entier year. smel probably nevr will go away.
"we r luking 4 the tools at 'the four corners ov the erth'" katat explans. "wil help us defeet farquaaad."
"hm, i kno not what that culd be" chiefs. "but yu r welcum 2 stick arund n see."
asshol maiks exitted eye contect with katat. thare is a geuine happy in her eyes, an very buttiful smile. liek is happy 2 see ashol. leetle buterflys happen in asshol's internal food sack.
she wil not acnowlidge her felings, no, not yet. is resitsant 2 the idea. katatatta chaned her 2 a sewer onc, she wil nvr 4get. they wer bitter enmeies 4 so long, tryed 2 incapacitate ech other for many moons. now… wuld this shaired jurney bring them 2gether?! assol found hreself hopping so, much 2 her chagrin.
"thank u" katata mRNAs. "we wil acept."