Yes I know Spike has access to Giles's and Xander's Houses. This is not real. It is a college girl bored on a Monday night, but couldn't sleep because of Angel. All hail Joss and his characters.



Once upon a time Spike knocked on Willow's door.

"Invite me in or I'll kill your fish."

"Sorry Angel already did that"

Spike knocked on Xander's door.

"Invite me in or I'll punch you."

"Angel's way ahead of you pal"

Spike knocked on Giles's door.

"Invite me in or I'll torture you."

"You do remember that Angelus has already tortured me."

Spike opened Buffy's door.

"I can't even threaten them anymore. Angel done everything to hurt them already."

"Oh I can think of one thing you could say to hurt them."

"What?"

"Tell them about us."

"Then what pet?"

"Then we live happily ever after of course."