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Byakuya started to undress.

'WOOAH, ERM. STOP. I MIGHT HAVE ALREADY SEEN YOU NAKED ON A COUPLE OF OCCASSIONS BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA SEE YOU NAKED AGAIN.'

'Then how do you propose we have sex then, genius?'

Renji gulped. That also means I have to get naked? Renji very, very slowly started getting undressed.

'Any slower, and I would think you were attempting a strip tease.' Byakuya raised an eyebrow, already completely naked.

'AAARGH! MY EYES! MY POOR EYES!'

'What is wrong exactly with my physique?' Byakuya said, coldly.

'YOUR PENIS. THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG.'

'Still jealous that mine's bigger?'

Renji felt like ripping his hair out at this point. He'd finally stripped down to his underwear but was very reluctant to go any further. Byakuya noticed Renji's hesitation.

'You know, you might as well try and enjoy this. It will make it less awkward.'

'WHAT ARE YOU, A FAGGOT? HOW COULD I POSSIBLY ENJOY GAY SEX WITH YOU?'

Byakuya let out a shot of reiatsu.

'OWW. I mean, there's nothing specifically wrong with you, I just mean, I would never enjoy gay sex with anyone.'

Byakuya continued to glare at his lieutenant. After this whole ordeal was over, Renji was going to get the punishment of his life. Just... Nothing sexual.

'So, how does one commence gay sex?' Byakuya asked.

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, YOU'RE THE FAGGOT HERE.'

Byakuya let out another shot of reiatsu. He was tempted to make it a lustful one like a couple of days ago but decided it would be best to leave that till later.

'Sorry.' Renji just realised the string of abuse he had been shouting at his captain and could see how he'd taken it a little personally. But still, Byakuya wanted him to ENJOY it? 'Maybe we just start where we left off whilst we were kissing?' Renji couldn't stop his voice from shaking whilst he was saying that.

Byakuya noticed this and put a hand on Renji's back. Renji winced.

'I'm sorry.' This was the first time Renji had ever heard his captain apologising. It just wasn't done. 'And I promise I'll try and make it as painless as possible.' Renji could feel a little bit of the weight lifted from his shoulders, he'd never heard his captain being this kind to him before. He obviously did care about Renji, very deep down... Wait a second...

'WHAT THE FUCK? WHO DECIDED YOU WOULD BE ON TOP?'

'Well, on that little form we filled out, I did put that I was seme.'

'Humph. Waaaait, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SEME MEANT?'

'Of course I did, I just wanted to see your face as you tried to explain to me what it was.'

'AND THERE WAS ME THINKING YOU WERE ACTUALLY NICE FOR A SECOND.'

Byakuya moved his hand which was on Renji's back and put it across his shoulders and brought him in for a kiss. When they were just a couple of centimetres away Byakuya whispered,

'I truly am sorry for this though.' Byakuya connected his lips with Renji's, feeling the familiar warmth that he'd felt a couple of minutes ago. He licked Renji's bottom lip, asking for entrance, which Renji was once again apprehensive to give but gave in anyway. As the kiss got more heated he lay Renji down on the bed and lightly laid himself partially on top.

'WAIT. WE FORGOT THE LUBE AND THE CONDOMS.' Renji yelped; the last thing he wanted was an STD from Byakuya.

'I don't carry diseases, and I hope to god you don't.'

'No, BUT STILL. I DEMAND PROTECTION AND LUBE.'

'FINE!' Byakuya stomped off and came back with a condom and some lube. Renji looked at the lube.

'Cherry flavoured?'

'I like that flavour. You have a problem with it?'

Renji shook his head and almost started laughing. The fact that the miserable, and usually completely emotionless, man on top of him carried spare condoms and cherry flavoured lube, was just so hilarious 'cause it was the last thing he would ever have expected.

Whilst Renji was grinning Byakuya once again began kissing Renji, this time letting his hands wander lightly along his lieutenant's muscular chest. He couldn't stop himself from being admired. Byakuya lightly pinched one of Renji's nipples.

'OOOOH NO NO NO. NEVER TOUCH THERE. JUST, DON'T GO THERE.' Renji screeched. He always hated women playing with his nipples and Byakuya had no special privileges. Byakuya started to suck lightly on the patch of skin slightly below Renji's ear.

Fuck, he's good at this.

A sudden thought hit Byakuya. There was a way to get Renji way more into what was happening; a way to possibly get him to even enjoy it.

'It appears that I am better at this than you.' Byakuya smiled slightly.

'Wha?' Renji's eyes narrowed, 'Oh no you ain't.'

Renji wrapped his arms around Byakuya, pulling him in closer, determined to prove that he was superior in bed. Renji licked Byakuya's neck slowly whilst Byakuya slowly moved his hands down Renji's strong body until they got to his boxers.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Please don't remove the boxers, please don't remove the boxers, please don't remove the boxers.

The boxers were gone in a matter of seconds.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Please don't touch my manhood, please don't touch my manhood, please don't touch my manhood.

Byakuya slowly wrapped his hand around Renji's cock and lightly stoked his fingers down its length. Renji couldn't help but shudder. There's no way Byakuya hasn't done this before. Byakuya did it again and Renji attempted to stifle a moan but ended up almost choking himself in the process. Byakuya kissed Renji again and Renji couldn't stop himself from moaning in Byakuya's mouth.

'I'm definitely doing better than you now. Look at how hard you are.'

Renji snarled. This is so not fair. I HAVE to be better than stupid Byakuya in bed. I mean, c'mon, aren't I the guy that everyone wants to fuck in soul society? Okay, well maybe that's Shuuhei, but I'm definitely second!

Just as Renji was in deep contemplation of what he could do to drag back his sexual status, Byakuya thrust two of his fingers up into Renji.

'OW. YOU BASTARD. THAT HURTS.'

'You're pathetic at this.'

Renji started to get used to the feeling. It actually felt quite good after a while. No, fuck that, it feels bloody amazing. Byakuya hit that certain spot and almost made Renji scream. Byakuya had to try so hard to hold in evil laughter it was killing him. Byakuya reached over for the lube. He squirted a fair amount on his hand and rubbed it onto his aching dick. He removed his fingers which surprisingly made Renji a little pissy and was ready to penetrate until he heard screams underneath him.

'THE PROTECTION! GODDAMMIT! REMEMBER THE PROTECTION.'

'I do not believe in protection.'

'GAAAAH. WHAT SORT OF MESSAGE IS THAT TO THE CHILDREN?'

'Anyway, protection will most likely prohibit us from getting 'as close as possible'.'

'I DON'T CARE. CONDOM ON, NOW!'

'Do you want to change back or not?' Byakuya paused for a couple of seconds and then turned white. Renji looked petrified.

'Erm... Kuchiki-san? What's... Wrong? Renji panted and realising what Byakuya had just realised.

'Renji... When did we turn back?'

'I'm not all too sure... Erm... I have a horrible feeling it was quite a while back...'

'So do I.'

'FUCK MY LIFE!'

'Ah well, can't stop what we started.' Byakuya thrust into Renji.

'OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING? THAT HURTS. SON OF A BITCH!'

Byakuya waited until Renji's complaining turned down a couple of notches and pulled out again slightly until thrusting in again, as far as he could. Renji screamed. It appeared to be a mixture of pain, pleasure and a dash of 'OMGWTF'.

Renji couldn't quite believe what was going on, but soon enough all comprehensive thoughts left his head as he was consumed by pleasure. He wasn't sure what made this whole ordeal so blissful, but he hoped it wasn't the fact that he had Byakuya's dick rammed up his arse.

Then again. That is quite a nice thought.

Byakuya knew he was reaching his limit, his body glistened with sweat as he shuddered and released into Renji. As Renji felt the warm liquid entering him, he gave one last moan and came all over Byakuya, aiming for his face.

Payback.

Byakuya fell onto Renji, panting.

'You're shit in bed, Renji.' Byakuya said and then fell fast asleep on top of him.

Renji growled and pushed a sleeping Byakuya off him. He couldn't believe how much of a pervert his captain actually was underneath his stoic mask.

'Fuck you Byakuya.' Renji whispered and also fell asleep.

...

Renji was the first to awaken. He slowly opened his eyes and saw Byakuya once again in front of him, stark naked. Renji sighed, hopefully this was the end of it all. This had to be as bad as it got. Nothing could get any worse than this.

Unless he has sex toys he's planning on using.

Renji quickly scouted out Byakuya's room and found nothing. Hopefully his captain would also acknowledge this as the end of their little fiasco.

Never again would he ever start a game of revenge with his captain.

He looked back over to Byakuya, he was once again sucking his thumb.

'He really likes stuff in his mouth doesn't he?' Renji said to himself.

Renji played back what he had just said.

'MY BRAIN HAS BEEN CONTAMINATED!' Renji screamed and ran out of the Kuchiki estate, putting all his clothes on, during the journey.

Byakuya opened one eye. Finally his noisy lieutenant had left. He sighed to himself, the game had finally finished. Never again would he ever start a game of revenge with his lieutenant. Especially if Mayuri decided to act as a catalyst. But then again...

Byakuya closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

They both heard their alarms go off at the same time. They both groaned. They both hit their alarms so hard that they broke. They both slowly got changed.

They both arrived at the office at the same time.

Neither of them mentioned what had happened for the whole day.

Just as Renji was packing up Byakuya walked over to him; Renji was the first to speak.

'We never mention that ever again?'

'Concur.'

'Glad we got that sorted.' Renji smiled.

'Just, one last thing...' Byakuya also smiled and turned on the item he was concealing from Renji.

Renji heard a horrible vibrating noise coming from behind his captains back.

Fuck my life.