ValCain SkeletonP GhastlyBespoke SwordTanith HotelShudder ChinaSorrows FletcherR ErskineRavel SaracenRocks DexterV GordonOnEdge GayZombies FinbarRight MadameMist BillySanguine JumpingJack DuskDark VampCaelan ViviHalliwell JadeGreen

7:02pm ValCain preparing for Villain Awards! Has everyone got their badges? #VillainAwards

7:03pm SkeletonP ValCain I've ruined a perfectly good suit jacket with this badge.

7:03pm ValCain SkeletonP it's a hideous suit jacket. Its yellow. O_O.

7:04pm SkeletonP ValCain yellow is the colour of angels.

7:05pm ValCain SkeletonP it can't be. I'm not wearing yellow. -_-

7:05pm DexterV major sass from the Skeleton Detective's partner

7:06pm ValCain liked this

7:12pm BillySanguine psyching myself for #VillainAwards

7:12pm JumpingJack memorised my #VillainAwards speech

7:12pm DuskDark #VillainAwards. I'm so nervous.

7:13pm ValCain out of the 100 people I asked, only 18 want badges. But I AM ECSTATIC FOR #VillainAwards.

8:00pm SwordTanith pulling up at venue. Baby bump .v visible through dress.

8:02pm GhastlyBespoke SwordTanith you look gorgeous.

8:03pm SwordTanith GhastlyBespoke kisses for you xxx

8:04pm ErskineRavel reminded how lonely I am.

8:05pm JadeGreen ErskineRavel don't worry. I'm depressingly single too. Because of Mr Shudder.

8:05pm HotelShudder JadeGreen ErskineRavel that's not fair. You broke up with me

8:06pm JadeGreen HotelShudder ErskineRavel oh well it is your fault. Because you were being a dick.

8:06pm ErskineRavel HotelShudder JadeGreen why am I getting caught in this argument!?

8:07pm HotelShudder ErskineRavel JadeGreen sorry Erskine. Some people are totally unreasonable.

8:08pm SkeletonP HotelShudder ErskineRavel JadeGreen take your argument somewhere else because Violet keeps telling me off when I check my phone.

Messages: HotelShudder and JadeGreen

JadeGreen hi

HotelShudder hi

JadeGreen you're so arghhhh

HotelShudder you're the one who broke up with me

JadeGreen because YOU RUSHED THINGS! You proposed to me!

HotelShudder I love you, Jade. People who love each other should get married and have kids!

JadeGreen you're impossible. It's Violet and Billy's wedding in a few days so you better be more sufferable then.

HotelShudder I'm impossible? How about the girl who rejected me in front of EVERYONE?!

JadeGreen that girl told her date that she couldn't take him to the awards because she was still in love with her ex-boyfriend.

HotelShudder ...

JadeGreen I'm going now, Anton.

HotelShudder I love you. I love you so much, it hurts.

HotelShudder Jade, please don't shut me out.

8:28pm SaracenRocks what happened with Jade and Anton's argument?

8:29pm DexterV SaracenRocks Jade is ignoring Anton and Anton keeps staring at her, lovestruck. Where are you?

8:30pm SaracenRocks DexterV buffet. Do you want anything?

8:30pm FletcherR SaracenRocks lobster sandwich please

8:31pm DexterV SaracenRocks some pizza and chips, honey

8:32pm SaracenRocks FletcherR piss off. DexterV sure honey

8:34pm FletcherR am hungry.

8:47pm ValCain OMIGOD WELL DONE JACK! MOST GRUESOME LOOKING VILLAIN!

8:47pm JumpingJack YES! I am so proud to be accepting this award. Even though Jade insisted I cut my nails so I'm not AS gruesome as I used to look!

8:53pm GhastlyBespoke JACK SHUT UP

8:55pm ErskineRavel my god. This speech has lasted nearly 10 minutes.

8:57pm SkeletonP 10 bloody minutes...

9:01pm JadeGreen Jack I think you should wrap it up now.

9:02pm JadeGreen aw he's complimenting me. Carry on, sweetie.

9:03pm HotelShudder if jack doesn't stop hitting on my ex-girlfriend I will slap him

9:03pm JumpingJack HotelShudder wrapping it up. Sorry

9:07pm ValCain 20 WHOLE MINUTES. FLETCH AND I HAVE GROWN BORED OF SNOGGING.

9:10pm ViviHalliwell ValCain aww are you two a couple now?

9:11pm FletcherR ValCain ViviHalliwell casual couple. Like snogging buddies. Cause we're bored.

9:13pm SwordTanith read this and realised why Val looks pissed.

9:14pm ValCain for the record I DO NOT fancy Hair/Fletcher

9:32pm BillySanguine most handsome villain. Thanks, darlin'. #VillainAwards

9:33pm ViviHalliwell BillySanguine I'm gonna be MARRIED TO MOST HANDSOME VILLAIN!

9:37pm GhastlyBespoke thank darquesse for short speeches

9:37pm ValCain HOLY SHIT. JUST REALISED...WILL DARQUESSE BE NOMINATED FOR ANYTHING!?

9:40pm SkeletonP my fucking god. LORD VILE. IS. A. VILLAIN

9:41pm SaracenRocks why are all my friends villains?

9:49pm DuskDark thank you, my great minions, for letting me win the Best Vampire AND the best scar!

9:50pm VampCaelan whoop! Whoop! Vampires for the winnnn! Go DUSKKK! D-U-S-K! DUSKKKY

Messages: DuskDark and JadeGreen

JadeGreen watch out. You have a cheerleader. And we all know how gay Caelan is sometimes

DuskDark :} I'm hot. Even other vampire males fancy me.

JadeGreen too right you're hot.

DuskDark ;) this sounds like flirting.

JadeGreen maybe it is ;)

JadeGreen OR MAYBE IT ISN'T! BACK OFF BITCH!

JadeGreen my god! Sorry that was Anton.

DuskDark haha it's fine. Obviously right now isn't a great time to be flirting since anton and all

JadeGreen maybe. Or maybe its the right time.

DuskDark jade...you still love anton.

JadeGreen how many people are gonna give me lectures about this +_+

DuskDark hmm. I need to talk to you properly. Meet me by the buffet table and we can go somewhere private.

JadeGreen what about villain of the year award? It's being presented after moloch finishes his speech for Biggest Vampire Family.

DuskDark you're more important than any award.

JadeGreen oh wow.

DuskDark forget I said that.

DuskDark now's not a good time to rekindle our old relationship.

JadeGreen if you say so. I'll meet you now.

10:02pm JumpingJack and the BIG FINALE!

10:02pm BillySanguine I can taste the tension in the air. It tastes of Jack and Dusk's loss and my win...

10:03pm JumpingJack BillySanguine you haven't won yet, love

10:04pm BillySanguine JumpingJack but did you see the way the presenter winked at me. She'll rig the votes just for me.

10:05pm ViviHalliwell after punching a presenter with JadeGreen feel strangely satisfied

10:05pm BillySanguine ViviHalliwell 0-1 to Violet vs the hot presenter.

10:06pm ViviHalliwell BillySanguine humph.

10:07pm BillySanguine ViviHalliwell Violet vs the ugly as jack presenter

10:07pm JumpingJack I'm not ugly, guys!

10:08pm GhastlyBespoke JumpingJack you just got an award for your ugliness!

10:09pm 10 people favourited this

10:10pm JumpingJack true, guys, very true.

10:16pm ViviHalliwell I was given the privilege of narrating the VILLAIN OF THE YEAR AWARD

10:16pm ViviHalliwell the ugly presenter who totally isn't hotter than me is at the microphone. Giving a boring speech, "privilege, blah blah blah, villains,"

10:17pm ViviHalliwell the whole room holds their breath as she introduces the special guest "a person who's evilness is known in the community"

10:17pm ViviHalliwell the special guest is...wow.

10:18pm ViviHalliwell Vaurien just stuffed a whole strawberry in his mouth.

10:18pm ViviHalliwell ah special guest. Got demi lovato neon lights in my head. Great song. The special guest is...clarabelle.

10:19pm ViviHalliwell ah she's representing the most evil person ever. Darquesse apparently. Sorry Val. You're not winning the award.

10:20pm ViviHalliwell how are bunnies and zombies similar? Oh god she's invited the gay zombies up on the stage

10:21pm ViviHalliwell she's opening the envelope. I wouldn't even mind if val hulked out and became darquesse rn. She's ripped the envelope.

10:22pm ViviHalliwell Val's muttering stuff like "how dare she represent me. Me. Darquesse. The great mage of earth. Idiot."

10:22pm ViviHalliwell AND THE WINNER IS...

10:23pm ViviHalliwell LORD VILE! OH MY GOD! WHAT AN HONOUR! GO SKULDUGGERY! ARMOUR! IS THE NEW BLACK! LORD VILE! LORD VILE! LOR

10:23pm ViviHalliwell D VILE! WOOO! YES! SKUL'S APPROACHING THE STAGE AND BOWING! OH HIS ULNA ARM BONE JUST CAME OFF!

10:24pm 1059 people liked this

11:59pm SkeletonP victory tastes sweet. Of dusk, sanguine and jack's loss.

12:01am HotelShudder I'm proud Skul but did everyone see Dusk and Jade coming out of the private room!? BLOODY VAMPIRE

Messages: ViviHalliwell and JadeGreen

ViviHalliwell dusk ;)

JadeGreen more like dusk x_x

JadeGreen he was giving me another lecture on me and anton

ViviHalliwell he so fancies you tho

JadeGreen fuck off

ViviHalliwell hahaha whatever, drunk lady.

JadeGreen he so doesn't fancy me

ViviHalliwell we danced all night to the best song ever...we talked all night about my ex-boyfriend

ViviHalliwell said her name was Jade Green and her cousin won the villain of the year award

JadeGreen AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER

ViviHalliwell OH OH OH I THINK IT WENT YEAH YEAH YEAH. YOU KNOW, I KNOW...

JadeGreen I'm cheered up now! Let's go party and kick some ex-boyfriend butt by snogging people!