NIO…

It was New Year's Eve in Titans Tower! YAY PARTY THINIGESSS! Robin was planning out the shopping.

"Ok. Odd and Luffy, you can get…party favors, and some dresses for the girls, Nebu, Chibi, you can get the food, Raven BB, and the kids, get…uh…more party stuff. Cyborg, me, and Starfire will…uh…o.o…" Robin was braindead. What a surprise.

Odd looked at two dresses. "Luffy, see these!"

The dresses were about to our knees, was a halter top, and was blue and shiny. YAAAAY SHINY!

"Eh, are you sure they will wear these?" Luffy asked.

"Uh, I hope…" Odd shrugged, and grabbed them. Then they got shoes.

"Who are these for, young ones?" The cashier asked.

"NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUISNESS, LADY!" Luffy yelled.

"Uh….ern…RUN LUFFY!" Odd grabbed Luffy and ran.

"Aww, such sweet little boys."

Chibi and I got the dresses, and we were a little unhappy.

"Aw, they're not THAT bad…" Chibi pouted.

"Atleast they're not super short…" I sighed, crossing my arms.

"Wait…..where's Sammy!" Chibi asked.

"Crap…I think we left her Vegas with InuYasha!"

"Ooops…."

"Hello? Guys! ROBIN!" Sammy screamed.

"Eh, she's fine…."

Everyone but me, Chibi, Odd and Luffy and the Meepits and the doggies left for dinner. We got bored after a while, so Odd, Luffy and I played some video games. Chibi went to her room, and typed NIO over and over….then, she realized….it spelled ONION!

"OMG! THE ONIONS ARE ATTACKING!" Chibi yelled, running out of her room.

"NEBU! LOCK THE DOORS! LOCK THE WINDOWS! GET THE AIR FRESHNER! THE ONIONS ARE ATTACKING!" Chibi screamed.

Loud bangs were heard, and onions were coming! NUUUU, HAVE MERCY! We all ran to a secret place in Chibi's room, hiding from the ebil onions of d00m.

"Chibi, you idiot!" I threw a Meepit at her.

"I SOWWWWY!" She sobbed.

"Geh, we must find a way to kill the onions of d00m. Any suggestions?" I asked.

"I know! WE USE…..NACHO CHEESE!" Chibi stood up.

All the Meepits started dancing happily, meeping and drooling. Yay for Nacho Cheese!

So, we got all the Nacho Cheese, hungry rabid Meepits, and a pretty piece of paper with the plan on it. We painted a big red x on the floor.

"PNG, LYK AN X! WE CAN FIND TREASURE! RAAAWWR!" An onion bounced.

"POUR THE CHEESE!"

The ebil onions got covered in nacho cheese! Yay! The Meepits got forks, pointy knifes, and bibs. They dove into the big blob of cheese.

"We should make cheese onions omelets!" Cheese squealed.

"And cake, sundaes, smoothies…" Cheeze rambled.

After eating the onions, we all cheered and did the hampster dance. YAY NO MORE EBIL ONIONS OF D00M! Then we sang The Llama Song. Here's a llama...

Then, the titans came in.

"What the…?" Raven looked around.

"Ok, start explaining." Robin glared.

"Wellchibigotboredandshetypedniooverandoverthenitspelledonionsandtheonionsattacked!" I blurted out hyperishlesssly.

"Yeah right. Prove it." Cyborg glared.

"FINE! I'll show you!" Chibi went to the big computer, and typed nio over and over again.

RAWR. BANGGGG.

"It smells like…."

"RARWRRRWRW!"

"Onions…."

"CHIBI YOU IDIOT!"

"I SOWWWY AGAIN!"

"B-but the Meepits are full!" I gaspeh.

"And we're out of nacho cheese!"

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

The smell got closer……..AAAAAAYYGGGH! NOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAD ONIONS!

Dun dun dun…..(more funeral music!)

Will the two survive? Will Sammy get out of Vegas? WILL THE ONIONS RULE THE WORLD! Reviews, pretty please. NIONIONIONIONIO...AUGH!