Chapter 10: What Now?!
Carlisle's Point Of View
It was dark...
Very dark...
"Oh my goodness." someone whispered.
"It's so dark! I must be dead!"
"You're not dead! Unless I'm dead, too. Wait... oh, great."
"Why are we whispering?"
"I don't know. By the by, thanks a lot for touching the doorknob, Bella. Idiot."
"Hey, it wasn't my fault! I was pretty much catatonic from Jasper's knock-out punch of calm! Besides, you should be thanking me. If I hadn't touched the doorknob we would still be in that room! At least we can stand up all the way now!"
"HEY, GUYS! CHECK THIS OUT!" someone yelled loudly, causing everyone to screech in surprise.
"Shut up!"
"What? There really was no reason to be whispering."
"You didn't need to scare us!"
"Yes I did. Now, come look!"
"We can't... It's dark."
"Fine, come feel!"
"... Feel what?"
"The wall!"
"Fine! Where are you?"
"Over here!"
"Oh, that helps."
"Come towards my voice, stupid!"
"Your voice is coming from several places!"
"What, like an echo?"
"No, like... your voice is being projected from different directions."
"Now that you say it, yours is doing the same thing!"
"Hey, guys? I feel strange..."
"You are strange."
"Well, you're a toad!"
"Oh, yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"I'm voting you off the island!"
"What island? There's no island!"
"Children, behave! Do we need to turn the boat around?"
"What boat?! We're not on an island!"
"I want to go home!"
"Oh, how original! You couldn't think of a better complaint?"
"Fine, how about this? If whoever is grabbing my butt doesn't get their hands off of me, I will kill you!"
"..."
"That was a threat, not a complaint."
"ARGH!"
There was a thump, then a long ripping noise.
"Oh my goodness, you tore my dress!"
"Get over it!"
"Um, guys? None of the girls were wearing a dress..."
"And wasn't that a guys voice?"
"Yeah, you're right!"
"... We are not alone..."
"Oh, yeah, way to creep us out!"
Right then the lights came on.
We gasped.
All six of them were wearing hot pink glittery dresses, with blond wigs and microphone headsets.
They were also on a stage.
I saw Alice crouched over Juicy, preparing to beat him, until she noticed who he was... and what he was wearing.
Now she just looked like she was going to kill him.
Juicy looked up at her and said, "Heh heh... Surprise?"