OK! HERE IT IS! THE CONTINUATION NOW THAT MINI CRISIS HAS BEEN AVERTED! And for those I didn't reply to.
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And for storyline questions, sorry but I'm keeping mum about those details! haha I know for a fact it makes the fic more fun when you can guess, so I shall let you all wonder. Every now and then I'll drop a hint xD
In the next chapter you shall see the fruit of your answers. Please enjoy this chapter and have fun guessing what happens!
Forcibly held in place, the two Uchiha teens reached for their friend's arms, trying desperately to remove each other's lips from their own.
"You know, this is just plain incestuous. But strangely fun to watch. I think Kakashi's rubbing off on me a bit."
A pair of Uchiha Ninja Glares on full power glinted at Rei from the corner of her captives' eyes.
"Now, as much as your glares frighten me, there is a young blonde Yanamaka trying to get a piece of Sasuke at this very moment. So let's save killing me for later and focus."
She let go and retreated to her perch on the bench, working on relocating the pair of children she had just been watching over.
The cousins recoiled from each other frantically, spitting and scrabbling backwards a good meter or two before swiping at their lips as they continued the argument in whisper-shouts.
"STUPID 'TACHI! YOU CUT ME!"
"I DID NOT! AND YOU LICKED ME!"
"MY LIP IS BLEEDING FROM YOU! AND I DID NOT LICK YOU!"
"WELL BLAME HER! AND YOU DID TOO LICK ME!"
Raised fist and blue eyed glare ended the argument and the cousins moved to stand by Rei, unwilling to share the blame for the fact they had made such disturbingly close contact. Shisui and Itachi huffed once more before focusing on the task at hand.
Soon their eyes stopped scanning in the mass of children. There.
The three located the pair, watching young Sasuke's adorable obliviousness.
"He's so dense it hurts me, 'Tachi. Just look at that. So blissfully ignorant."
"Shut up Shisui. He's innocent, not dense."
"Hey that's the blonde I told you to get. Where's the pink haired wonder?"
Itachi rolled his eyes. He's like a goldfish sometimes.
"Ooh! I see the pink wonder. Dang! That's one hell of a forehead!"
Itachi let out an exasperated noise from the back of his throat. I'm going to die from the idiocy I just made contact with.
Then the girl began to reach out in a quest to hold Sasuke's hand. And frantic whisper-shouting chaos ensued.
Rei's terrified expression said it all as she hissed, nearly falling over in her panic.
"SHIT! DO SOMETHING!"
The trio scrambled, looking for something inconspicuous to throw.
Shisui and Itachi quickly made a pact to ignore the previous invasion of personal space.
And they tried to do something.
Shisui sifted through the nearest tree, trying to locate a branch or rock. Rei did the same with other trees nearby. Itachi raked through what was on the blanket.
Soon enough one of them found something to throw, and thrown it was.
It flew through the air, thrown with precision and with the force necessary, as expected of an object launched by one of the three excellent shinobi.
And it hit the blonde child's hand with a sticky splat.
Rei blinked, mouth agape.
Shisui's hands were buried in his curly locks of hair as his mouth hung open.
Itachi was standing before them in a "I-just-threw-something" position, right hand open and facing downward, covered in sweet powder.
Two simultaneous slaps were heard.
Rei and Shisui both face palming at the absurdity of it all. Rei's fingers were massaging her temples and Shisui simply laughed.
A mortified shriek rose from below them.
"EW!"
A crow flew by, calling out for her chicks.
"Ahou~ Ahou~"
Rei opened her mouth first, giving into the crazy she had missed at one point.
"A half eaten mochi? Really?"
Itachi blinked, finding what he did absurd as well but refused to be embarrassed.
"You said do something."
"Not throw half eaten food that proves people are here, silly little cousin."
"She said do something."
"Alright. Grab Shisui and make out with him madly."
"DON'T GET ME INVOLVED!"
"No! His idiocy is contagious!"
"THAT'S PLAIN RUDE. I'M NO IDIOT! I'M OLDER THAN YOU! HELL, I WAS THE GENIUS BEFORE YOU!"
Itachi gave his cousin an incredulous stare of "are-you-seriously-saying-that".
Rei's slender eyebrow flew up. Amused, she let a teasing grin tugging at her lips again.
"But why oppose so strongly? You're already "infected". You two kissed once; using tongue should be nothing now."
At this two full power Uchiha Ninja Glares bore into her.
Child voices were heard again.
"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! IT'S DISGUSTING!"
"EW!"
"SENSEI! INO GOT HIT BY SOME HALF EATEN MOCHI!"
Fearing for her life, she smiled sheepishly, taking her chance to escape.
"Uh.. look at that! We'd better escape now! I'll go that wa-"
Just as she turned to scramble away, Shisui caught her by the end of her jacket.
"Oh no you don't."
She whipped around to see evidence of them completely gone, and the Uchiha duo had a pair of wicked smirks pulling at their lips. They were going to get revenge.
"Eep?"
Sasuke wandered away from the shrieking horde on top of a possibly dying Naruto, absolutely bored. The girls in his class were always doing something strange.
They always gave him things but refused to share with any of their other classmates. They screamed at Naruto for talking. Even if Naruto was stupid, giving him time of day every now and then wouldn't kill them. And they really liked bushes.
He stretched his little eight-year old arms, mimicking Itachi's stretches and waiting for the satisfying pop. Yanamaka Ino walked up, smiling.
"Sasuke-kun, do you mind if I eat lunch with you?"
Sasuke deadpanned, not sure why she was flushed.
"Go ahead."
She flushed some more as she moved to follow him to a bench he had spotted. Sasuke fought the urge to roll his eyes.
Girls here are so weird.
Suddenly, a sticky noise came from behind him. Following the noise was the sound of a girl screaming.
"EW!"
He turned and saw Ino standing behind him with something half eaten stuck to her hand.
Mochi? Sasuke eyed it in disgusted fascination.
"Is that half eaten mochi?"
Soon a chorus of "ew"s and other childish things were heard.
"WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! IT'S DISGUSTING!"
"EW!"
"SENSEI! INO GOT HIT BY SOME HALF EATEN MOCHI!"
Sasuke sighed and walked away. Today was such a bothersome day. He couldn't wait until it was time to go home. Hopefully, Rei-chan would be picking him up with his aniki and Shisui-nii.
Several of the Special Jounin and off-duty ANBU watched the red head flounder around on Shisui's shoulder as they made their way through the hall of one of the many buildings in place for shinobi to report for what ever they were needed for or needed to do.
"I WAS KIDDING! NO! SHISUI PUT ME DOWN! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!"
Itachi nodded politely to the growing audience as he stuffed a mochi into Rei's mouth to stop her incessant shouting.
The duo had hog tied her and were currently searching for their method of punishment. And Rei knew exactly what, or whom they were searching for.
A familiar head of silver hair was spotted in one of several sitting areas, resting on one of the cushioned benches by the vending machines. Hatake Kakashi. The Copy Cat Ninja. Son of Konoha's White Fang. A well known ex-ANBU captain and lazy pervert.
Shisui strode over, Itachi following suit. Rei's thrashing grew more violent as she noticed the copycat, and fought to scream at him for help.
"Mmhhmhm!"
The pervert looked up from his book, seeing the trio stop before him. Shisui smile amicably, "Kakashi-san. Have you seen Gai around?"
DUN DUN DUN!
ohhoho~ what is gonna happen?
haha I bet some of you already know what the colors meant.
So the results from my reviews of chapter 9 is:
Black
and
Red
I'll tell you what they meant next chapter. For now, I'll let you guys guess. MUAHAHAHA ~ like I mentioned the madness isn't over yet!
And for those sick of my OC, Rei, don't worry. Uchiha-centric chapters will arrive in the next few updates.
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