Sakura: Here, Hana let me heal you.
(Kagome goes over to her)
Kagome: Maybe some healing urbs would be better?
Sakura: It would be quicker if I healed her.
Kagome: But the effect would be better if I used urbs.
Sakura: No, my chakra is stronger and longer-lasting if I concentrate.
Kagome: But, my healing urbs are top quality.
Sakura: So my healing isn't?
Kagome: Well, you said it, not me.
Sakura: What's that supposed to mean?!
Inuyasha: KAGOME, SAKURA WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ARGUING!
Naruto: Ok listen, Sakura you carry her back stage and you two can help her ok?
Sakura & Kagome: Fine.
Hana-chan: Can you hurry? It's getting worse.
Sakura: Oh sorry Hana, ok up we go. (Sakura picks her up and carries her backstage)
(Naruto and Inuyasha become temporary hosts)
Naruto: Well folks, sorry about the scene earlier but, now we can get back to business.
Inuyasha: Um..any questions? No, ok. Shows over.
Naruto: Inuyasha, that's not how it works, you actually need to give them a chance to answer.
Inuyasha: Ohhh…ok.
Naruto: Ok, now any further questions?
(Naruto picks a girl)
Girl: Inuyasha, you're hot, and Naruto, I love you. That is all.
(Inuyasha and Naruto are shocked and stutter their words awkwardly)
Inuyasha &Naruto: Ok folks, that's all for today, thanks for coming out, and goodnight!
(Everyone comes out from backstage and they all get in a line and kick their legs and hug eachother singing "I love you" from Barney)
Everyone: "I love you"
"You love me"
(Hana, Naruto, and Hikari jump out of no where with hats backwards singing like rappers)
Hana: Yo I love you!
Naruto: Hey and you love me!
Hikari: And that purple dinosaur, yeah they one they call Barney, that fool raped me!
Naruto: It started on the bed son!
Hana: And it ended on the floor!
Hikari, Naruto, Hana: WE GOT RAPED BY THAT PERVERT DINOSAUR!
(Killer Bee jumps out of no where)
Bee: Fool, ya fool!
(They bow and the audience cheers and screams)
(Everyone gets off stage and thanks the audience and so on)