Is it just me, or jargon is a really cool word? Go look it up and be amazed. XD Oh, and please be informed that these snippets aren't related in any way—unless we tell you it is. ;)

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#10

Jargon

Some things just need to have a little code in them.

There are several ways to express how you feel for a person.

Get her flowers, sing a song to her—or better yet, compose the song yourself, treat her well, be a good listener, make a poem for her, or you can just tell her that you love her straight on.

But you see, many have been struggling to do the last way. There are billions of people in this world, and every single day, they struggle to express their love for their special someone. Not because they are scared—well, kinda, but that's beside the point—but because they don't know how to construct the sacred words to win a woman's heart.

Let's look at Yome Kokoro, for example.

"I don't know how to construct the sacred words to win a woman's heart!" he exclaimed.

See what I mean?

"I need to find the perfect words to say! Ruka!" and so, our favorite blonde swaggered to the scene, laptop in hand.

"For heaven's sake, put yourself together man. That's just a girl,"

"Says the person who can't even ask Imai Hotaru out for a date," Koko deadpanned.

"Uhh…well, that's beside the point. It's all about your problem right now, not mine…" said Ruka, whose face could well be one of those tomatoes in the greenhouse.

The blonde quickly opened his laptop and searched for any way to solve his friend's problem…until he found a site.

"Koko, look at this," Ruka then began to read what it said.

"Love is a diving feeling and as the popular notion goes, happens just once and lasts forever. It is not meant for the toddlers or the brats who fall in love at every step or weed a motive out of it. It has a much deeper meaning attached to it and the couples, who fail to understand this, are heartbroken. Hence a deeper understanding of the same is required before expressing your love to someone. I Love You perhaps, is the most overused, mundane and clichéd phrase and is always a winner when it comes to expressing your love. Since language should not be a barrier, we bring you a list on how to say I love you in different languages.

"This is what you need, my man!" and they did a high five.

"Wow, thank you so much, man. I owe you a lot—my life, even," Koko then snatched the laptop from the blonde and began to read it, eternally grateful for the makers of the certain site.

It was a fine afternoon; Ruka was watching some cartoon show on TV while munching some shrimp prawns when a loud banging on his door interrupted his peaceful day.

"Nogi Ruka! Open up!" it was Koko's voice.

"What's wrong?" the blonde inquired after opening the door for his buddy.

"Sumire just dumped the daylights out of me. My life is over…" and so, he sobbed and attacked Ruka with his power hug.

And Ruka, being the good friend that he is, just patted his back awkwardly as they waddled their way inside the room, Koko hugging him like a bamboo-hugging panda.

"She knew all those stupid things I said to her. I need some code to let her know how I feel!" and that was when Ruka got an idea.

"Why don't you tell her something like…let's say, Gitchee Gitchee Goo?"

"What in the name of seaweed is that?"

"I don't know, it's a weird jargon from a cartoon show I saw earlier before you barged in,"

"How would I know if it works?" Koko looked up to him, eyes brimming with fresh tears.

"You wouldn't know if you won't try,"

"Holy moly, man! How did you know that phrase?" Koko grinned so wide it almost covered his whole face. Ruka just shrugged.

"Why?"

"Because she said she also feels the same way!" and then they did a high-five.

"Well, go look it up and be amazed," was what Ruka said.

Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!

End

Phineas and Ferb, anyone? =))

Ria x