Far Away
"So...Exactly why'd they leave us here?" Jounouchi asked watching the others going to pick something up at the food court.
"Something about me stealing shit and Kaiba mumbled SOMETHING about you drooling all over everything but I'm not really sure what else he said...Why does he call you mutt? If you were really a dog, then you're the most ugly dog I've ever seen."
"HEY!"
"Oh quit your, appropriately titled, bitching. I didn't say YOU were, I said that if you WERE a dog...And actually they probably needed someone who was dense enough to agree to babysiting me..."
"I'm not dense!"
"Yes, and Yami's hair's NOT annoying..."
"Hey, that's NOT fair because I can't agree to that!"
"That was the point." Bakura smirked.
"Tch," Jou glanced over. "Do I need to worry about you doing something like sending me to the shadow realm or stabbing me or something?"
"Nah...You should be more worried about me kidnapping you, taking you to an abandoned building and having my way with you."
Jou scooted away slightly.
"I'm just kidding...Though now that I think about it..."
Jou scooted back a little more.
"Oh come on! Do you really think I would do that?"
"Yes..."
"You are SO not cute, I just hope you're aware of that..."
"Thief what did you do to Jou!" Yami barked.
"Oh nothing...I was just proposing the idea of me kidnapping him and having my way with him."
"Well quit being a pervert you, you creep!" Yami said ready to smack Bakura.
"What, jealous? Gah, that's right, you ARE the morbidly jealous type...so to make YOU feel better." Bakura sighed and stood up. He sauntered over to Yami grabbed him by the front of his shirt and laid a very passionate kiss on the pharaoh. "That make you feel better?" Bakura asked in a very husky and sexy tone as he pulled away.
"I hate you." Yami said with a neon red face.
"Yeah, you HATE me alright...And I suppose you HATING me is the reason I wake up with you sleeping next to me every morning?"
"Okay...I'm officially weirded out..." Jou mumbled.
"Get used to it mutt..." Bakura smacked Yami's ass playfully. "I tend to be QUITE the 'pervert' as Yami says." He cackled walking toward the other's, (despite the fact that they specifically told him to STAY), knowing that Yami was following behind him blushing furiously. Jou followed too...But he stay a away from them...FAR away...
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Leo: XD I don't know what I was thinking writing this...Oh well I think it came out alright XD I'm telling you I think my computer owns me..