Okay! I made a long chapter! Bob was made up by my friend no one but someone. Read and reviw his stories. Or else. I will do things to you. Unspeakable things. I know where you live. 0.0
Jake: Hiya!
Percy: You like Demi.
Jake: Stop reading my f**kin profile! –Tasers-
Percy: Ow.
Jake: Speaking of demi, If you have littleBigPlanet 2, Heart her. She Satdem. But back to tourturing.
Percy: I hate you.
Jake: So, lets have fun!
Annabeth: Not fun for us!
Rachel: Yeah!
Jake: I dont care. Fun for me! Anyways, meet my new assistant, Bob!
Bob: Hi.
Percy: Omfg hes a talking, flying, Lightbulb!
Bob: Nice to meet you to.
Jake: So, I got some dares!
Percy: Can the lightbulb say them?
Bob: If you annoy me any more, Im gonna punch you in the kidneys so hard youll pee blood and Ill make you drink it.
Percy: -Shuts up-
Jake: So, this is from, Bacon Ninja1209.
Percy: Weird name.
Bob: Hell use his Bacon nun-chucks!
Jake: He says, Make Percy only be able to shop and wear clothes from justice for girls or Victorias secret.
Percy: Oh god.
Jake: Make Annabeth admit she has a crush on Luke.
Annabeth: I dont!
Jake: Make Nico infiltrate the Aphrodite cabin and steal your favorite pair of pair of Silenas underwear.
Nico: What!
Jake: And make Rachel shoot herself! (I hate Rachel)
Rachel: Love ya too!
Percy: Ugh. My turn. –Puts on girly clothes-
Annabeth: Youve never looked better! My turn. I have a crush on Luke.
Percy: No! I thought what we had was special!
Nico: Ugh. –brings back a pair of underwear-
Rachel: Thong. Really? My turn. –Shoots herself- Oh god, the pain!
Jake: Shut up baby. –Brings her back to life-
Rachel: Yeah! I feel Pumped!
Jake: Wrong spiritt put into her body. –Switches-
Rachel: Hey Percy. Wanna go hide in the bedroom, Naked?
Percy: Oh god.
Jake: Wrong again! –Switches-
Rachel: Hey Percy, Its me! Luke!
Percy: Oh god get him away!
Jake: Wrong spirit again! –Switches-
Rachel: I feel like a Luke.
Percy: Thank god. Youre normal.
Rachel: No really? I thought I was a fairy named TinkerBell!
Percy: Shutup!
Jake: Okay. Im gonna go get some popcorn and cookies for the fight. Nico, Annabeth, want anything?
Nico: Coke!
Annabeth: Pepsi!
Jake: There the same thing! Anyways, Byez!
You better review me and his stories. Or else. It involves you screaming in pain. While you're parents are like, "Look at the fun there having in her room!"
But if your a boy, i'll just whip you 'till you cry.