Been going in the episode order on YouTube. This was next. Enjoy.
It was just another day for Randy Cunningham or The Ninja of Norrisville. For 800 years, Randy has protected Norrisville. At first, it was just him vs. The Sorcerer, now, McFist was in the battle to kill him. Randy also obtained his first friend in 800 years, Howard Weinerman, well second friend. There was still so much Randy wanted to tell Howard but Randy was so afraid to tell him. Randy knew he had to tell Howard about McFist but Howard idolized him just as much as he idolized the Ninja. "Howard, Mcfist is evil. He's behind all the robots attacking the school. No, no. That won't work." Randy was just frustrated. Howard would be here to pick him up for school since they went together every day.
Randy could hear footsteps coming down to his room. 'That's Howard. He should be here in three, two, one.' The door slammed open to reveal Howard.
"Cunningham, let's go! I got this brand new McFist product to show you!" Randy smiled at his friend's enthusiasm. "Well, let's go." Randy grabbed his backpack. "What new McFist product did you buy this time?" Randy asked. "McFist Underwear!" Howard was about to pull down his pants but Randy stopped him. "No, no, no. Howard, I don't need to see that. I believe you."
"I am probably the biggest fan of McFist: McFist toothpaste, underwear, t-shirts, jackets, TV, shoes, socks, everything! He makes the coolest products and I own all of them. He is the cheese!" Howard said proudly. "I bet. Susan has some McFist products but I don't own any." Howard gasped. "What?! Why?! McFist is the coolest!"
"Howard, I'm an 800-year-old ninja who has seen so much stuff evolve throughout time, I just don't see the point anymore of getting something if I'm going to outlast it," Randy explained. "Right, but McFist makes products that can last forever." Randy sighed. "Howard, can we just talk about this later? Besides, we should be at school soon."
At McFist Industries
"Today is the day I destroy the ninja forever!" McFist shouted at the Sorcerer. "I presume you have a plan?" The Sorcerer asked. "Course we have a plan," McFist told him. "What's the plan?" McFist whispered to Viceroy. "I've come up with..." Before Viceroy could finish McFist interrupted him. "I've come up with..." McFist pulled his tie in nervousness. "What'd I come up with?" McFist asked Viceroy.
"We lure the ninja into a custom-made trap of my own design," Viceroy said. "Lure, Ninja, Trap, MY OWN DESIGN!" McFist shouted. "Fool! How do you expect to lure the ninja into a trap?" Even Viceroy was confused. "Yeah, what are we going to use as bait? Fool."
McFist began to pace back and forth talking to himself. "Bait. It has to be something important. Something he has to save. A kitten!" Viceroy rolled his eyes. "I was thinking a pillar of the community. Someone beloved by all." Viceroy said hoping Hannibal McFist would get the hint. "What? Like that monkey astronaut down at the zoo?! He's not so great!" McFist shouted. "I was talking about you." This got McFist happy. "Oh. You think I'm more beloved than Neil Apestrong!"
"Silence!" The Sorcerer shouted annoyed. "If you want your reward, then you will destroy the ninja!" The Sorcerer said then he left. "This better work, Viceroy. I want my reward!"
Randy and Howard arrived at school with everyone standing outside. "Can McFist do anything wrong? Answer, No. That is why I am his number one fan!" Then Howard realized something. "Cunningham, you've been around for a long time. You might know McFist." Howard said hoping his very old friend did know his hero. "Well, I don't know everyone in Norrisville. Sure, I've been here since the founding of the town but that doesn't mean I know everyone in Norrisville. Sorry. Besides, I thought you were the Ninja's number one fan."
"Yeah, but the ninja is my best friend and not sure how I can be your number one fan." Randy rolled his eyes in amusement. Randy kept walking to he ran into a building that just fell from the sky. "What the juice?" Randy looked to see a building in front of him. He looked to see a McFist building and the McFist jet zoom through the sky. 'Great. Another plan to destroy the ninja.' Randy thought to himself.
"I am splitting at the seems to present the new McFistory History Pavilion!" Principal Slimovitz said as he gestured to a giant building. "This is wonk! A history museum! This is an epic McFail. Right, Cunningham?" Howard complained. "Yeah, an epic McFail," Randy told him. "This generous donation to our school was given by Norrisville's most beloved Philanthropist, entrepreneur, and mustache enthusiast Hannibal McFist!" Everyone cheered as McFist landed on the ground with a jetpack. 'He's definitely up to something. Question is, what?' Randy thought to himself.
McFist bathed in the cheering then came up to the steps of the Museum he built and took the megaphone after handing his jetpack to Principal Silmovitz and getting a kiss from his wife, Marci. "You're too kind. This isn't about me... this is about the children!" McFist looked around after shouting that. The crowd was silent for a minute. "Also, snack-bars free till noon." This caused all the students to storm in. Randy was still staring at McFist suspiciously. "Come on, Cunningham! Let's go!" Howard shouted as he ran into the McFistory History Pavilion. 'Something might happen so I should tag along.' Randy thought himself then he went into the McFistory History Pavilion.
A green hologram appeared and it was Brock Octane. "Hi, I'm Brock Octane. The teleprompter I'm reading says history it's all around us." He blew into his bubble wand and it showed many images from history. "Like dinosaurs, the wheel, those guys with hats." Everyone was amazed at all the history surrounding them even Randy was impressed. 'Okay, maybe this isn't a trick to capture me.' Randy thought to himself.
"This pavilion is filled with interactive animatronic displays of famous Norrisvillians. That's right. History even happens here!" Brock Octance said then he flew away as two doors opened up revealing many animatronic displays of famous Norrisvillians. "History is the cheese!" Howard said excitedly. "Howard, you do know I'm over 800 years old. I could tell you everything I know about these guys." Randy whispered to Howard. "Yeah, but can you use animatronics?" Randy was about to counter that till Howard ran over to the football player animatronic. "That's legendary cross quarterback Johnny Bueno!" Howard shouted with Randy following from behind. "Go, team for history!"
"Wow, he's very lifelike," Randy said out loud impressed. They heard a girl ohh and they ran over. "I know her, that's Norrisville's Sweetheart, Monica Mo," Randy said remembering how he saved her from a monster attack after she won. She blew kisses to both Randy and Howard and Howard started to drool. "She's so hot." Randy rolled his eyes.
"Uhh, who's the dude hugging the cat?" Randy facepalmed himself. "Howard, how can you not know who that is?" Randy asked. "Are you for reals, Howard?" They turned to see Flute Girl. "That's the famous adventurer and author Brawn Brickwall. He was seriously hardcore." The animatronic ate a habanero pepper and blew fire. "He just ate a habanero pepper. That's 200,000 Scoville Units!" Howard shouted. "Yeah, they are pretty spicy but it would be pretty bruce to see him eat a ghost pepper or a Carolina Reaper," Randy said knowing how spicy those peppers are.
"Behold!" Everyone heard and they ran over to McFist where he was presenting an animatronic of the Ninja of Norrisville. "The Center of The McFistory History Pavilion the person in Norrisville History... the Ninja." McFist struggled to get out. Everyone was in awe of their very own Ninja of Norrisville animatronic. "Check it out! You're are history!" Howard told Randy. "I know, Howard. I'm over 800 I seen or met all of these people." Randy whispered to Howard.
"Yes, uhh... I sure do love the ninja" Randy rolled his eyes. 'He's definitely up to something. He wouldn't give the ninja anything unless it was a trap.' Randy thought to himself. "Why if I ever in mortal peril I sure would want the ninja to save me," He said but nothing happened. McFist cleared his throat. "I'd want the ninja to save me." Still, nothing happened. "I'd want the ninja to save me!" He shouted this case the ninja animatronic's eyes to glow red and started to attack McFist. He took out his sword and grabbed him by his underwear with his sword. "I'm in mortal peril!" he shouted. McFist pulled out his phone and whispered to Viceroy. "Less wedgie, Viceroy."
"If it doesn't look real, then the trap won't work." Viceroy laughed then he used a touch screen to make the robot ninja more deadly. Now the Robo-Ninja was swinging McFist like a paddle-ball. "The Robo-Ninja's got McFist!" Howard shouted. "It appears we are experiencing a robot uprising at this time I advise all students and faculty to RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Then everyone ran out of the McFistory History Pavilion. "Someone get the Ninja! The real Ninja!"
Now everyone was outside including Howard and Randy. "Cunningham, you have to save McFist." Randy groaned internally. He knew this was a trap for him but now wasn't the time to explain to Howard about McFist. "Fine. I'll be back." Randy put on his mask and smoke-bombed into the McFistory History Pavilion. "Smoke-bomb!"
Randy sighed. He was thoroughly annoyed on having to save McFist like this. He looked around and he saw no one. "What the juice? What is he?" The door slammed shut leaving the ninja trapped. 'I knew this was a trap.' Green lasers surrounded Randy leaving him trapped with the other animatronics.
"It worked! He's been doped! We've pulled off a dope!" McFist shouted triumphantly. "Almost like it was planned," Viceroy said.
Randy was walking around with his sword out ready to fight anything that came his way. A flying football came at him and hit him in the face. He hit the stone pavilion living an indication that he was there. "What the juice?" He got up and noticed that Johnny Bueno was up and attacking him. "Johnny Bueno!" He threw another flaming football at Randy He jumped to dodge it but it followed him, so he kept dodging till he used his sword to cut it in half and it was destroyed when it hit the green lasers. "Listen, Bueno, I know you're a distraction to keep me from McFist so where is he?" Randy demanded.
Monica Mo suddenly came to life and hit Randy with a sonic attack causing him almost hit the laser but recovered using his scarf. "Ninja Swing!" He landed safely on the ground but jumped again to dodge an attack from Monica Mo. Randy groaned. "Great. Monica Mo, you're supposed to be Norrisville's sweetheart, though you did hit me after I saved you." All the animatronics came together and said, "Destroy the ninja."
"Fine, you asked for it!" Randy said as he got into a battle stance. Both the animatronics and Randy charged at each other and a battle began.
"Viceroy, here's I see the next five minutes playing out. Ninja destroyed, Sorcerer escape, me rewarded! With the superhuman ability of my choosing," McFist told Viceroy. "Congratulations, sir. I don't know how you did it." Viceroy told him. "Sometimes, I amaze even myself." McFist laughed a bit. "What kind of power should I ask for?" McFist asked. "How about the power to recognize sarcasm?" Viceroy said. "Uhh, when would I ever use that?" McFist asked.
Meanwhile, Randy was thrown against a pillar as he was falling he sliced Brawn Brickwall with his sword. Brawn Brickwall was destroyed but Randy lost his sword as Monica Mo used her sonic attack to disarm Randy. 'Great.' She charged at him and tried to slice him with her claws. He jumped over her and took out his nunchuck. He attacked her with his nunchuck but she grabbed one end and pulled him closer but Randy kicked her to the lasers and she was destroyed.
He looked around for more enemies but was soon tackled by Johnny Bueno. The Robo-Ninja jumped in front of him, sword drawn. He grabbed his nunchuck and attack Robo-Ninja who was destroyed by Johnny Bueno. He grabbed his sword and ran towards Johnny Bueno and sliced his legs off. Both were soon destroyed by the lasers. 'This is getting tiring. I can't keep this up. I may be immortal but that doesn't prevent me getting tired.'
Outside, Principal Silmovitz was talking to the students about the Robot Apoclopize. "As the robots are currently in revolution, your best chance of survival is to do the robot and talk like a robot. Bleep, Bloop. Pleased to meet you." A head came flying out of the McFistory History Pavilion and crash-landed on Slimovitz's car. Howard ran towards the head and poked it. "We're good. It's robot!" Everyone cheered in happiness.
McFist was talking to himself, trying to decide what power he wanted. "On the other hand, the ability to fly would be cool. Then again, teleportation has a nice ring to it. I'm at the office. BAM! Now over there! Bam! Now I'm at the mall! Bam!" Viceroy got McFist out of his thoughts. "Sir, you better come take a look at this." He looked to see the ninja standing alive and all the robots destroyed. McFist growled in anger. "Stupid, real ninja destroyed everything. I just have to do myself. Get me the Mcterminator." Viceroy handed him a bolo tie. "Just put it on," Viceroy told McFist. "This thing ridiculous. I can never pull these things off." He said as he put the bolo tie on and it transformed his suit into a robot suit. "Ooo! Now we're talking!" He blasted his way through the wall and ran towards the ninja. "Finally, can we fight so I can go home?" Randy asked. "Wait, you knew this was a trap?"
"You've been trying to destroy me for the past 10 years. A trap doesn't surprise me." Randy told him. "Gah! I will destroy you, ninja!" The fought for a while but Randy won in the end. Luckily, the building had a hole after Randy was thrown against the wall which caused a hole to break through. "You're lucky I still haven't told anyone about you yet, McFist."
"Too bad, no one will believe you! I'm Hannibal McFist, most beloved Gazillionaire in town. But I should take my leave before the whole building breaks down. See you never!" Then McFist blasted out of there. "Great. Guess I should take my leave as well." Randy jumped from debris to debris as it was falling down from the ceiling. He successfully made it out of the building just seconds before it fell down. Randy looked up at the sky and saw McFist escape. 'Great.' Everyone ran toward the Ninja worried for Hannibal McFist. "Did you save McFist? Is he okay?" Howard asked. Randy looked at everyone's faces and sighed. "Yes. McFist is safe. Smoke-Bomb." Everyone cheered.
"It appears the killer robots have been crushed. Of course, this means we have to go back to teaching history the old fashion way. Who feels like reading?" Everyone groaned as Steven's played sad trombone.
Later, Randy decided to finally talk to Howard about McFist. "So, Hannibal McFist is a bad guy?" Howard asked. "Really bad. He's been trying to destroy me for about 10 years now. Not sure why though." Randy told him. "My mind is blown. But why didn't you tell me earlier? Like when we first met?" Howard asked. Randy sighed. "I wanted to but bad things happen when I tell someone that I'm the ninja. I had a friend like you about 30 years ago but things got bad. I was worried the same might happen to you." Howard put a comforting hand on Randy. "Cunningham, I'm your best friend. Nothing bad will happen to me." Randy smiled. "Thanks, Howard."
"So, does this mean we can't buy McFist products?" Howard asked. Randy laughed. "Howard, I don't care if you buy his products. I just don't get them because I'm like a grandparent who isn't really up to date on what's hip and cool. But I'm lucky to have a friend like you to show me the ropes on what's cool for people your age." Howard smiled. "Yeah! Let's go buy some McFist products and go to the GameHole!" Then Randy and Howard left to go have some fun.
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