Chapter Ten:Copter Chaos and Lotsa Lucys
Disco Stu and Dinah are high in the sky. Dinah has made a slight turn in direction. Stu sees this on the dashboard of the copter. "North?"
"Oh, its just a little detour. But, don't worry, it won't take long. I just wanted to say hi to my boyfriend."
"Oh, groovy." 'Boyfriend? Note to self: abort plan to date foxy lady.'
Dinah flies over her boyfriend's house, Sean, and sees a car in the driveway. "Wha--that's Darlene's car!" She says, looking down at the car in the driveway.
"Uh, Darlene?" Stu asks.
"That's his ex-girlfriend...or so I thought!!" Dinah flies over the house and towards the backyard.
"Look, I'm sure she just came to pick up some stuff! Some clothes...or a shoe or two" Stu sees Darlene in a pool with Sean. "Or a bathing suit..."
Dinah turns and growls at Stu. He edges away from her. He flies down to Sean. He sees the helicopter and knows who the pilot is. "Oh, honey! What...uh, what are you doing here?" He shouts to Dinah.
"Did I come at a bad time asshole?!" Dinah starts to fly lower. Sean and Darlene are trying to get out of the pool. "Let me help you honey!" She uses the bottom of the copter to cut the edge of the backyard pool. The water goes spilling out along with Sean and Darlene who slam up against the side of the house. Dinah is laughing maniacally in the copter. She flies back to the driveway and hovers high over Sean's truck. "This'll teach him!" She picks up a wrench.
"Oh, no don't!" Stu tries to stop her, but with no success. She drops the wrench on Sean's truck. "Not cool, babe. Not cool."
"Don't tell me what's cool!!" She picks up a can of paint and throws it out the copter. It lands on the truck and yellow paint spreads over the truck. She throws a paintbrush down too, but she misses the truck. Sean comes running out and sees what she's done.
"No!! Not my truck! Not Cheryl!"
"He named his truck Cheryl?" Stu can't help but say.
Sean gets in the truck and attempts to drive away, but Dinah follows him. "Where are you going sweatpea!? Come back!! I just want to talk to you!!" Dinah yells as she follows him down the road. Stu is gripping the seat of the copter holding on for his life. As she chases him she continues to yell at him. "I'm getting the tatoo removed!!"
"What in the name of disco do you think you're doing?" Stu asks Dinah.
"Don't worry about me, I've been flying since I was 14!"
"I was worried about me! But now I feel a little better..."
Dinah continues to chase Sean down the road. They go past Wiggum who stopped offside the road to rest. He wasn't feeling to good after eating that hamburger.
Lou watches as the copter zooms by. "Uh, chief? A car being chased by a helicopter flew by, maybe we should--"
"I'm sure it did, Lou. I'm sure it did." Wiggum said not caring.
Sean drives off the road and into the desert. Shortly after he does, he crashes. In the helicopter, things are going downhill. There is a constant beeping sound. Dinah looks at the dashboard. "Uh-oh."
"'Uh-oh?' No, no. Disco Stu says fix that uh-oh!!"
"We're going down hold on!" Stu grabs on to Dinah. "Not on me!" Stu lets go. The helicopter crashes to the ground.
Nelson rides by. "Haw-haw!!"
Dinah tries starting it up. "Gah! It's no use." Dinah sees Sean's truck. "Let's keep going."
"Keep going? With what? This helicopter is totally busted." Dinah points to Sean's truck. "No! No way, Disco Stu is no thief!" Dinah gets out, Stu doesn't notice. "You can take that truck, but I--wha?" Stu turns and sees Dinah running to Sean's truck.
She opens the door and throws Sean out. He regains consciousness. "Hey, what the hell are you doing? That's my--" Dinah punches him. He falls to the ground. "We're...through." He passes out.
'What should I do? Should I stay and get arrested or get 2 Million? Man that's a bogus question!!' "Dinah, wait!" Stu gets out of the broken copter and runs to the truck. He gets in. "I'm coming with you, babe."
"Groovy." Dinah says. Stu smiles and turns his head to the window.
Krusty, after wandering through the desert, has finally stumbled on a rest stop. "Oh, thank you!!" Krusty giggles insanely and runs to a water fountain. He drinks wildly from it.
Near the fountain are two ladies with red hair and polka dotted dresses. "Where's the driver?"
"He's in the bathroom. Oh, hell's bells! We'll never make it to Shelbyville at this rate!" Krusty hears this and runs to the bathroom. He sees the driver at the sink. He slams the door and shocks the bus driver.
"Ah! Hey...you're Krusty the Clown, right?" The driver says.
"Yeah yeah...hey hey and that crap. Listen, can I borrow--" Krusty tries to talk to him.
The driver interrupts Krusty. "Man, did you humiliate yourself! Cursing in front of all those kids." The driver laughs. Krusty is grinding his teeth in anger. "I wouldn't be surprised if you get canceled!"
Krusty snaps and knocks out the bus driver. "I've been canceled so many times, I stopped caring, pal!"
Minutes later, Krusty walks out wearing the driver's uniform. One of the ladies walks up to him. "Hey, where's Gary?"
"Who's Gary? Oh, the driver, yeah, he...uh..." Krusty thinks. "his wife's having a baby."
"Oh, lovely!"
"I'm Krusty, hey hey! And I'll be your new driver. Now get on the freaking bus!!" Krusty yells to the ladies. They get on the bus. Krusty follows. He sits in the driver's seat. 'How the hell do I drive this thing?'
One lady stands in front and talks to the ladies on the bus. "Everyone say hello to our new driver, Krusty!"
"Hellllloooooooo!!" All the ladies say in unison. Krusty turns around and is in shock. All of the ladies are dressed in polka dotted and striped dresses. They all have red hair as well.
"Next stop: The Third annual 'I Love Lucy' convention in Shelbyville!! What do you say, Lucies?"
"Ba-Ba-Looooo!!. They all say in unison.
'Ughhhhh, Lucys!!' I'm stuck on a bus with a bunch of Lucies!' Krusty pushes buttons and eventually gets the bus moving.
Back at the casino, Dr. Nick is still sleeping. He is in dead last. He stands in the middle of a crowd that has gathered around him. "Is he dead?" A little boy asks. He walks over to Dr. Nick and tugs on his sleeve. "Hey mister, are you dead?"
Dr. Nick violently wakes up and scares the crowd away. "A race, It's a race!" He continues running. "I must be fast like greasey lightning!" He runs outside and hails a taxi in the middle of the street.
Barney, who for some reason is driving his snow plow in the middle of summer, was driving down the street. He sees Dr. Nick and slams on the breaks. He hits Dr. Nick who goes flying. "Crap! I think I just killed that rabbit!!" He gets out and runs to Dr. Nick. "Hey...you're not a rabbit!!" He belches.
Dr. Nick springs up from the ground. "Taxi!" He yells out.
"You don't need a taxi, you can ride with me! As long as you don't sue me!!" Barney goes and opens the door for Dr. Nick. "But--" He belches. "I have to be in Shelbyville by tonight, so I'll be driving really fast...and drunkenly."
"Great!" Dr. Nick gets in. Barney closes the door. "Another lawsuit avoided!" He goes to his side of the plow and gets in and drives off.