Merry Holidays! Twice in one week, I think I'm doin' good anyways.
Disclaimer: what do you think?
R: oh no, that's not inconvenient at all. Go ahead, set fire to another hotel
Ki: we're in a crisis
R: I can't have a crisis, my schedule is already full
A: sorry
R: why?
A: I forgot your clothes are more expensive than my tiny apartment
R: WHAT DID YOU DO?
A: The phrase "ignore it, and it'll go away" does not include a dozen cop cars chasing you
A: Trust me on this
Ki: I have never been so insulted in my life!
A: You don't listen much do you?
Ki: Artemis is amazing
R: what are you talking about?
Ki: I mean I've never seen someone so beautiful breaking a chair over a bikers back
R: why is wally bleeding?
A: because he is an idiot
R: I didn't know idiocy caused people to start bleeding from the nose
A: I think it's a new phenomenon
Mm: what are you doing Robin?
R: I'm training my mind for battle
Mm: you're playing video games
R: exactly, training. Now go away, you're distracting me
A: 7 billion people in this world and you're overreacting because we killed one man
Ki: but...
A: Seven. Billion. People. now quit complaining and drink your smoothie.
Sb: is Artemis always this angry?
R: oh she's just getting warmed up
Ki: breaking news Spiderman replaced his webbing with silly string, witnesses claimed it looked "really fun" until he hit the ground
R: Lord give me patience or an untraceable handgun
-they call me Abbs