Sarah: So sorry for the long wait, guys, but Merry late Christmas!

Adrianna: And Happy late New Years

Auora: And a Happy even later Hanukkah!

Sarah: Just so you know, my spell check went crazy because of all the random languages thrown around in this interview :P And I've decided that my New Years resolution is to come to a combined total of 1000 reviews for all my stories, so review! And, of course, enjoy!

x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x X x

Splash!

Sarah stood up, spitting raw liquid out of her mouth. The place she was in was dark and damp. Water splashes against her waist and her hair was dripping and plastered to her face.

"Adrianna! Auora!" Her voice echoed off the walls like a cave.

"Present." Adrianna's voice coming from behind her.

"Where the HELL are we?" Auroa splashed violently.

"Hold up, I'll give us some light." A sudden soft glow filled the space. The girls were underground in a sewer. Adrianna stood soaking, holding up an oil lantern.

"Wh-Why do you have an oil lantern?" Sarah asked.

She shrugged, "Why don't you?"

"I really don't think that's the most important question here. How. The. HELL. Did we get into a sewer?" Auora screamed.

"I'm swimming in poo!" Adrianna waled.

"I remember counting down to Izzy's interview, and then... poof." Sarah said.

"Look on the bright side!" Adrianna chirped.

"Which is?" Aurora glared.

"We might run into a Ninja Turtle!"

"Sarah... I'm going to kill her."

Another light suddenly filled the sewer from above. "Hey, tards! Get your butts up here! We have an interview to record!" Chris' big head blocked out part of the sunlight. He threw down a stringy rope ladder and stalked off.

"Oh look, rescued by our night in shining armor." Sarah mumbled.

The girls got to the surface as quickly as they could. The bright sunlight blinded them. "Jeez, how long were we down there?"

"Three hours, give or take a day." Chris smiled.

"And you just left us in there to die?" Auora seethed.

"Yup, pretty much. So, you ready for the interview?"

"Can we at least take a shower?" Adrianna asked.

"Nah.. timed schedule, sweetheart. Now hop to it!"

"Welp, at least it's Izzy. Odds are she looks just as bad as we do, maybe even worse." Sarah said. They opened the door to the trailer to find it bare. "Or she could just, you know, not be here."

"Bagadee Bagadee Boo!" Izzy's torso appeared in front of the girls as she hung from the ceiling.

"Or she's probably on the ceiling." Auora murmured.

"Welcome Izzy!" Adrianna screamed and hugged the red head.

"Thank you my poop smelling friend!" Izzy hugged back. "Should we start the interrogation?"

"Uhm, actually, it's just an interview." Sarah interjected.

"Eh, tomato, potato. Let's start!"

Sarah sat down in the large, plush chair. "Alrighty, here we go. Our first questions are from Harlie Davidson. Do you really hate Justin?"

"Hate is such a strong word. Would I like to run him over with a large military tank? Yes."

"Did you know you are Harlie Davidson's favorite female contestant?"

"Of course I did. Chris is her favorite male character."

"Well, that's just creepy. Oranges or Bananas?"

"Pineapples."

"Red or blue?"

"Orange"

"How long can you hold your breath?"

"Seven minutes and forty-nine point two seconds."

"Is Izzy your full first name? Or is it short for Isabelle or Isabella?"

"I cannot give away my secret identity! That would be suicide!"

"Do you believe Noah is in denial about being gay and should just get with Cody already?"

"Sure."

Auroa whispered to Sarah, "She will be a lot harder to torture."

"We'll think of something!" She turned her attention back to Izzy, "Now let's hear from Tybee10. Huevos frencheros amigas?"

"Konichuwa!"

"Ni de shengri shi ji yue ji hao?"

"Bonjour!"

"If you could be any mythical creature or monster what would you be?"

"A satyr."

"Why in the world would you want to be a satyr?" Adrianna asked.

"Hello! Goat people are amazing!"

"When did you first get your license to kill?"

"October 7, 2001."

"But that would mean you were 7?"

"You're point?"

"Touche. Are they still after you?"

"By 'they' do you mean ever law enforcement agency in North America? In that case... yep."

"Hows Owen?"

"Fat."

"Okay? Did you know in a TDWT episode he is flirting with an older woman?"

"But it's all good. I broke her spine."

"Harsh?" Adrianna's eyes bulged.

"Nah."

"Tybee10 thinks you should get your license to kill renewed."

"That's an excellent idea! I'll do that now."

"Izzy!" the girls screamed before she could leave.

"...yes?"

"We have to finish this interview.." Auora said calmly.

"Oh right, my bad. Continue?"

"Are any of the contestants afraid of you?"

"Only all of them."

"Who are you friends with on the show?"

"Everyone!"

"So they're all your friends but they're all afraid of you? Alrighty then. Where were you when you were hiding from the RCMP?"

"A magician never reveals her secrets."

"Is it true Billy is in therapy because of you?"

"Who's Billy?"

"The intern?"

"Ah, right. Who cares about them?"

"Exactly. Could you torture Chef?"

"Say please."

"Uhm, please?"

"Okay!" Izzy ran out the trailer and was back merely seconds later.

"What happened?"

"I tied him to the top of Chris' car naked."

"That fast!" The girls awed.

"I have much to teach you, young padiwans."

"Are you planning on pranking Chris?"

"In time."

"Which interviewer is more insane?"

"Ryan Seacrest."

"Fair enough. Are you more insane than them all?"

"I'm not insane. I prefer the term overly capacitate brain."

"The next reviewer is HaroldFTW. Why are the RCMP after you?"

"If I told you, I'd have to kill you."

"Pick one to marry: Ezekiel, Justin, Heather, Gwen, or me."

"Hmm, Ezekiel. We'd have cute, togue wearing babies."

"Gross, why are you so awesome?"

"Good jeans."

"Don't you mean genes?" Auora asked.

"Why would I say that? That's just stupid."

"Would you consider dating HaroldFTW?"

"If you aren't ugly."

"I dare you to make out with Auora."

"Who the heck is Auora?"

"Uhmm..." Auora thought quietly. "That squirrel!" she pointed to the window.

"Oh.. okay!" Izzy returned with the squirrel and..

*BEEP*

The following portion of this interview has been deemed inappropriate for all viewers with a beating heart. Please enjoy this picture of a lemur until we resolve the complication.

*BEEP*

"That was..." Sarah's comment hung in the air.

"Disturbing?"

"Illegal?"

"Fun!"

"I think I'm going to read questions now.. Are you a virgin?"

"Not anymore.." Auora muttered.

"Okay, I'm skipping that one. Why are you dating Tyler, Alejandro, Beth, and Owen at the same time?"

"I'm not?"

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

"Pretty much anything."

"Here." Auora tossed her a Klondike bar. "I think you've done enough."

"Yay!"

"Why does Harold suck?"

"He does? That's awkward.."

"What is your favorite fanfic?"

"This one of course!"

"Yay! When is your birthday?"

"October 7."

"So you got your license to kill on your birthday? That's neat. Will you marry Ezekiel?"

"Nah."

"Which would you marry: Leshawna, me, Harold, Justin, Sarah, the bear, bunny, Sierra, or Katie?"

"Uhm.. bunny. Bunnies are cute."

"Is it true you are a lesbo?"

"Nope."

"Where do you live?"

"Can't tell you. They are watching."

"Our next questions are from MoreSmiles. What do you see in Owen?"

"A heart, some lungs, a spleen.."

"I don't think that question was supposed to be literal. Am I stalking you?"

"Who isn't?"

"Pie?"

"Yes, please."

"Are you dead yet?"

"Nope, although I was once before."

"Are you Tyler in disguise?"

"Maybe, or is Tyler me in disguise?"

"Where do you live?"

"Your mom."

"Mature. Are you aware that Courtney is awful, mean, a horrible character, and annoying?"

"Eh, not horrible, exactly."

"I think they expected me to go on a rampage because of that." Sarah shrugged. "Oh well. Am I hiding behind the couch?"

Izzy looks behind the couch. "Not this one."

"The next reviewer is Can'tReadMyOwnFanficName. Can I beat you with a chicken?"

"Not if I can't beat you back."

"How about Tuesday?"

"Nahh, my schedule is packed."

"WordWarrior192 asks, are you a supporter of Noah and Cody?"

"I like them both, sure.

"Will you help me prove that said couple exists?"

"Sure! I need something to do on Tuesday!"

"Did you know that I already have a boat load of proof and I will share it with you if you give me a live crab?"

"BRB!" Izzy rushed out and came back with a net full of crabs.

"How in the world did you manage to fish that fast?" Auora asked.

"I didn't, ya silly goose. I stole these from a deep sea fisherman."

Adrianna gasped, "Jingles?"

"Yupp."

"I love Jingles." Adrianna frowned. "People shouldn't be mean to Jingles."

"Since when do you know a fisherman named Jingles?" Sarah raised an eyebrow.

"Don't judge us!" Adrianna ran out crying.

"Huh. That was completely interesting. Will you eat four packs of fundip and three large pixy sticks specifically to see what would happen?"

"Already done it. Nothing much happens. Although I didn't regain feeling in my left leg until six hours later."

"Are you part of the red headed crazy club?"

"President and CEO, thank you very much."

"Did you know you are a queen?"

"Of course."

"Why are you going out with Owen?"

"Why aren't you?"

"Is it true that you are mentally sane, but choose to be crazy because it's faldoolely fun?"

"The world may never know."

"Do you believe in Graffes?"

"Graffes?"

"I think they meant giraffes.. Moving on. Did you know that they don't exist? Huh, maybe they didn't mean giraffes.. Have you played the reaction game? It's when you do random stuff to see how others react."

"That's how I live, baby!"

"Banana bread is the square root of what?"

"Oklahoma."

"Why are there so many loony toons but so little sane people?"

"Natural fertility?"

"That was actually an answer on my AP history exam."

"Nerd." Auora coughed, earning her a smack in the head from Sarah.

"Anyways! Cannonball blue bikini sand cwawa?"

"Locomotor string of a Lincoln avocado."

"Oh lord, here we go. Crazytdifangirl11111000001111 has some questions. What is your favorite color?"

"Green!"

"Did you know that I am your daughter in the future?"

Izzy gasped. "This is like Star Wars, but completely backwards!"

"Why didn't you approve of my marriage with Justin?"

"Because he's a fagot."

"What woul-" There was a loud knocking on the door. "What!"

Noah walked in, carrying an inconsolable Adrianna. "She. Will. Not. Stop. Crying! Make it stop, please!"

Sarah walked over to Noah and starred down at her friend. Using one figure, she softly poked her in the side, sending her into a fit of giggles. "Sarah, stop! You know I'm ticklish! Oh, hi Noah!" He immediately tossed her on the ground and left. "He held me! Everyone saw it, right? I'm not imagining it. He really held me!"

"Alright love bird, get back over here." Auora patted the spot of carpet next to her.

"Okay, let's continue. What would happen if I said Justin was my father?"

"I would cry."

"Just kidding, it's Owen."

"Dear lord, you must be a messed up child, coming from that gene pool." Auora commented.

"Is it true that when you marry Owen you have 90 kids and live in the woods, or do you have one kid and live in the jungle?"

"Uhm, how about 50 and the dessert?"

"What is blankerjaberwasick?"

"A large pole used for cleaning the roof of a cat's mouth."

"That's odd. Who is crazier: you, me, or Raven?"

"Raven? Like on Teen Titans! That chick is messed up!"

"I guess that's as close to an answer as we're going to get. Are your favorite songs really Red Neck Woman, Shawty Get Loose, Crazy, Lust for Life, Super Freak, Young, Dirty Harry, and Real Wild Child?"

"Yup."

"What was it like when you were dating Justin?"

"Dark and cold."

"Charming. Did you know that Justin and Owen made out five times in the first season?"

"Duh! I have it all on tape!"

"Do you have any siblings?"

"I have a pet iguana."

"What is your sexual orientation?"

"Vietnamese."

"Is it true that you are bi?"

"I just said Vietnamese. Don't cha listen?"

"What would you do if you found out that I accidentally gave Owen to a tribe of cannibals in the jungles of Africa?"

Izzy snickered.

"Okay then? Were you a cannibal in a past life?"

"No, but I was a dinosaur and a tree. And a republican."

"Did you know that you are my idol?"

"Yes indeed."

"Are you going to kill me cause I gave Owen to the cannibals?"

"I could never kill you, you're my daughter!"

"Is it true that you caught all 150 Pokemon?"

"Twice."

"Did my questions make you go crazy?"

"No more than I already was."

"How many more questions do you think you'll be asked?"

"A bazillion and five."

"Now let's here from Annoymus for a reason. How would you feel if I told you that your journal is being sold on ebay?"

"I'd say that you owe me 50% of the profit!"

"What is it like being a vegan?"

"Is that a type of car or something?"

"How can you be a vegan if you eat the souls of undead fish?"

"Vegans eat fish? I thought they just ate motor oil."

"Is PETA after you too?"

"Honey, it's safe to say everyone is after me."

"Are Tyler and Owen your partners in crime?"

"Only on Thursdays."

"Can I help you out with your plans as well?"

"The more the eviler!"

"Is it true that the RCMP is after you because you blew up a government headquarters?"

"Innocent until proven guilty."

"Did you set all the animals in the zoo free while escaping on an ostrich?"

"Who told you about that? Damn zebras."

"Why does the spirit of your Great Auntie Maybel stalk me in the shower?"

"She was always a perv." Izzy sighed fondly.

"Did you really date Justin?"

"Don't judge me!"

"What was it like being an intern?"

"Interns aren't people! I am people! Therefor me no intern!"

"Okay, cave woman. Friggle slapt itsaba tiggea ligguu boo?"

"Iggibaka lamen dooslobberinkle."

"Frexci!"

"Junubabala."

"You know, it's really hard to read all these questions when people don't speak English." Sarah tsked. "Is it true that you are enemies with Courtney's lawyer and accused him for crimes you committed?"

"He's not a good dude!"

"Do you know why I'm annoymus?"

"Of course."

"Am I your best friend?"

"Sure!"

"Did you summon the doctors and the PETA people in the previous chapters?"

"Shhhh."

"Can you teach me to summon spirits from the undead?"

"Sure, I teach a class at the community center on Mondays."

"What did Katie's bikini taste like when you ate it?"

"Zucchini, oddly enough."

"Who will crash this interview next?"

"I don't know! Someone exciting!"

"Our finally reviewer is Raven. Dear lord. What toothpaste, mouthwash, and shampoo do you use?"

"Whatever is laying around."

"Is it true that you dye your hair red to keep the RCMP off your trail?"

"Nope, natural ginger."

"When are you going to confess that you are in love with Chef and marry him?"

"Never!"

"Is he still tied up naked?" Auora asked.

"Yes."

"It is not a pretty sight." Adrianna cringed.

"What about for Justin, Owen, Sadie, Katie, Sierra, Heather, Cody, Blaineley, and Chris?"

"Nope."

"Did you know that you are also competing against these people for Chef's heart?"

"Like a reality show? Fun!"

"What was the best and worst vacation you have ever had?"

"Sacramento... and Sacramento."

"What is it like living with a family of beavers?"

"Super fun."

"Did you know that you inspire me to blow up things and yell at helicopters?"

"Awww, how sweet."

"Did you steal Chris' hair gel and credit card?"

"Which ones? I steal a lot of things, ya need to be more specific."

"Rjrio 4io4 meep more callibaa shiouoen?"

"Jukillamamore keepano."

"What language was I speaking?"

"New Jersey?"

"How do you feel about Owen and Blaineley?"

"Hungry."

"Did you know that Blaineley is in love with Owen and wants to marry him?"

"That's weird. Isn't she, like, forty?"

"What would you consider a romantic date?"

"Anything with frog legs. Nom."

"Did you know that Alejandro likes to look through your things and dresses up as you?"

"Who doesn't like to do that?"

"Can you hack into the government system and track people down?"

"Blindfolded with one hand behind my back."

"If you know how, can you please find out where Tyler, Alejandro, Justin, Sierra, Cody, Noah, Geoff, Harold, DJ, Duncan, Trent, Chef and Chris live for me?"

"Do you want it on a spread sheet? Because I just so happen to carry them with me wherever I go."

"Did you dress up as a spider for Halloween when you were a baby?"

"Not just for Halloween, everyday, baby."

"Who's crazier? Crazytdifangirl11111000001111 or myself?"

"Oh, you're the Raven they were talking about. Well, I must say that the craziest is-"

"Oh shucky darns, we're out of time." Sarah popped up. "How shall we close the chapter, girls?"

"Like pirates!" Izzy yelled.

"Fantastic!" Sarah cleared her throat. "Argh, ye mateys. That be all for this here interview with the landlubber, Izzy. Submit your scrawlins for Cody's sit down. Thank ye for tunning in to.."

The four girls screamed, "Total. Drama. Interviews. Argh!"

Izzy covered her nose, "Pew, you guys stink."

ReadandReview:)

Happy Writing!