Ringo: Hi, everyone! The lads and I missed you!
Paul: We're going to tell you how to deal with the press.
John: The press and their questions filled with bollocks!
George: It's easy, actually. This one time, there was a reporter who asked Paul if he were trying to write Norwegian Wood about lesbians, and Day Tripper about prostitutes. And we all know how he responded to that.
Paul: "Well, we're just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's it."
John: And everyone burst into laughter.
Paul: (Laughs) We're so funny.
John: And witty.
Paul: The thing is, you should deal with the press by acting cool, and interested—even though you're bored inside.
George: We weren't really good with interested facial expressions during interviews.
Paul: And you should respond those interviewers with witty and funny answers. Like what John and I did.
John: Give me five!
(John and Paul high-fived)