Three times in one day! This has gotta be a record for me! Alright anywho. Ian and Joey came over after school. Read my bio. Dis it and told me to add in a couple things. Ian told me to limit my updates, because she's worried I'm updating and nobody's giving a horse's ass. Alright! In this chapter! It's Muscle Man and Starla getting married! WHOOOO! Also...I think Brianna's gonna say a few words...get it? FML LOL! I hope you enjoy this chapter! There's Rigleen, of course Mordgaret. But no CJ

Mordecai: *sigh of relief*

Adam Levine: Hey get out of here bird!

Bruno Mars: Where've you been Adam?

Andy Samberg: He could ask himself the same question.

Me: Enough! Let's get on with the chapter

A few weeks later:

Brianna's first birthday was coming around the corner, but Margaret was more preoccupied with Starla's wedding, after a battle of choosing, the cardinal was picked to be the Maid of Honor. Although she was happy at first, now she wished it was someone else, Mordecai was the one paying the price, Brianna refused to eat dinner making her cry in the middle of the night because her stomach would hurt. Since Margaret wasn't always home, Mordecai had a lot of sleepless nights. The cardinal would come home from sleeping over at Starla's to see either Mordecai asleep in the rocking chair or him asleep on the floor outside his bedroom as if he was too tired to make it. She opened the door, another night at Starla's. She walked towards Brianna's room to see her beau asleep in the rocking chair with Brianna in his wings, sleeping too. Margaret awed then lifted Brianna out of his wings, based on the book on the floor, he was reading to her then fell asleep. Brianna was laid back in her crib while Margaret helped her beau to his room. Margaret collapsed on her bed, sighing, "This stupid…wed-*yawn*" She closed her eyes.

Her bedroom door opened making her eyes force open, "Brianna"? She rubbed her eyes then remembered Brianna could walk all by herself. "Oh hi Sweetheart"Brianna smiled as she ran to Margaret's bed, "Wawa"! She lifted her wings.

Margaret yawned, "No, back to bed…I'm sleepy" The cardinal lifted her up and carried her back into her room, back in her crib, "Just go back to sleep"

Brianna sat up, kicking her blankets off, "Wah Dada"

Margaret was too tired, "Honey, my head hurts, I just wanna lay down for a bit"

The little robin smiled, "Dada"! She pointed behind Margaret.

Mordecai walked up to the crib, "Pretty neat huh"? He joked.

She blinked her eyes, "Is she…is she…t-talking"!?

He nodded, "She said it all by herself last night…Daddy"

Brianna smiled proudly, pointing at Mordecai, "Dada"!

Margaret's beak parted, "She, she, she talks"! Brianna smiled sticking her pacifier back in her mouth, the cardinal yawned, "I'm gonna take a nap" She headed towards her room.

Mordecai smirked, "Can I join you"? A mumbled no was replied.

Brianna smiled at him, "Dada! Dada! Dada"!

The blue jay chuckled. He paused, he wanted to tell Brianna, he wasn't her dad. But something inside of him told him no, a smile grew on his face, "That's right, Daddy's here for ya Bri" He kissed her forehead making her giggle.

Brianna smiled, "Luv woo Dada"! She was lifted into his wings.

Mordecai's smile grew, "Daddy love you too…and he's always be here for you" He walked into the kitchen and sat Brianna down in her highchair, "K Bri, what do ya want for breakfast? Peas? Carrots? Squash"? While Mordecai was talking, Brianna had gotten a hold of a energy drink and bashed it against her highchair's table only for the drink to smash open. Mordecai turned, "NO! Brianna"! He picked up the can, "None for you…you're hyper enough" He tossed it in the trash.

Brianna continued to try to talk, "Dada! Mull-wet"! She pointed at his hair.

Mordecai picked a food then sat down, "No…I have spikes like you"

The little robin tilted her head, "Dada"! She smiled as he tilted his head too.

A few hours later:

Margaret took the dress into her house, "Starla, don't worry about it" Starla, Audrey, Eileen and Brad walked in after her. "Your baby bump isn't noticeable"

Brad ran into Brianna's room, "Ooh! Toys"! He ran to Brianna's toy chest. Audrey followed her son, "Brad, honey…careful with Brianna's toys" She walked back to see the dress. Brianna was sitting with her rabbit in her playpen. Margaret smiled at her, "Sweetheart, why don't you play with Brad"? She lifted Brianna up.

Brianna was sat next to the four year old.

Starla rubbed her belly, "It's a boy! The doctors said he was cutest baby they've ever seen"

Audrey smiled patting her belly as well, "Margaret and Starla! It is so great that we'll be mommies together" She turned to Eileen, "Rigby's your baby"

Eileen sighed, "He's really not that immature, he's very sweet"

Margaret nodded in agreement making Audrey laugh, "That immature coon got into a fight at a party at my house with my ex-boyfriend"

The mole scowled but kept quiet, Margaret laid the dress down, "Alright girls, who wants a drink"? The girls laughed as they headed into the kitchen.

Brad walked back into Brianna's room with a dress, "Ha! Look like I've got"!

Brianna smiled, "Dr-west"! She sounded out dress,

The little boy smirked, "Yea, watched this"! He took Brianna's bottle out of her hand and opened the bottle and dumped it on the dress. "Don't say a word"! He threw the bottle at Brianna then walked out the room. "Starla! Look what Brianna did"!

Margaret and Starla ran into the little robin's room to see the dress. Margaret and Starla screamed, "Brianna Crystal"! Brianna stared at the dress, "Oh no! My beautiful wedding dress! Brianna! How could you"!? Starla sobbed.

Brianna blinked her eyes, "Uh oh…" She stared at the ruined dress, "Wawa"! She lifted her wings to Margaret.

Margaret glared, "I'm very disappointed in you Missy! Why did you do that to poor Starla's dress"

Audrey ran in, "I heard screaming...what happened"?! She turned to see Brianna was standing next to the dress, "What did you do"?!

Brad snickered, holding Audrey's hand, "Thanks for taking the heat" He shoved Brianna to the floor while Audrey tried to calm down Starla.

The door opened to hear Mordecai and Rigby, "Hey anyone home"?

Brianna pushed herself up and ran past everyone, "Dada"! Tears streamed down her face, "Bwad wuined Starla's Dr-west"!

Mordecai took her into his wings, "Don't cry, don't cry. I gotcha" She sniffled.

The cardinal sighed, "Brianna poured her formula on Starla's wedding dress"

Mordecai looked at her, "Brianna, why'd you do that"

Brianna dried her eyes with her hand, "No! Bwad"! She pointed.

Everyone turned to the little boy, Audrey glared, "Bradley Samuel Marin! Is this true"?

Brad gulped, "No Mama! I…" He faked a smile making Audrey glare, "Yes.."

Margaret turned to the baby, "Oh Bri, I'm sorry"

Brianna smiled, watching Audrey pull Brad's ear out of into the kitchen, "K Mama"

The cardinal jumped, "SHE SAID MAMA"! She smiled.

Mordecai smiled at her, "Daddy taught you huh"?

Brianna nodded, "Dada"! She pointed making him laugh.

Wedding morning:

Margaret, Starla, Eileen, Audrey, and Brianna were running around Starla's apartment, trying to get Starla ready for her big day. Eileen was on make up while Margaret was dressing Brianna, as usual, Brianna wasn't cooperating, "Shh…no Honey! You have to wear a purple dress"!

Brianna glared, "No! Tux"! She smiled jumping up and down, "Tux"!

The cardinal face-palmed, "No Sweetheart, dress. Only boys wear tuxes" Last night, Brianna saw Mordecai's outfit to the wedding, Mordecai called it a tux. Now she wanted one.

Eileen ran into the room, "Starla's having a fit! You better get in here to do her hair"

Margaret glared, "I'm a little busy here"! She tried to get the dress on but Brianna refused.

Eileen felt bad, "I'll do it! Just do Starla's hair"!

The cardinal ran into Starla's bathroom to do her hair, Eileen tried but Brianna refused, "No! I wan Dada"! She crossed her wings over her chest.

Eileen smiled, the little bird wanted Mordecai. "Almost done ok"? She managed to get the dress on and put a little white flower in her hair, "You look cute"

Margaret was finally done, "You look amazing Starla"

Starla smiled, "Thanks…I feel amazing! Like…I'm glowing"!

Audrey nodded, "You can't even tell you're pregnant"!

The girls smiled in agreement. Brianna was still pouting, she had to wear a dress:

The guys weren't doing so well:

Muscle Man was freaking out, "HER PARENTS ARE GONNA BE THERE! MY MOM AND BRO ARE GONNA BE THERE"! He was screaming again.

Brad was bored, sitting cross-legged on the floor. "Daddy…I miss Mommy"!

Benson nodded, "I know Brad. But…where's Pops"!?

Pops and Skips walked downstairs, wearing tuxedos, "Oh my! What a wonderful occasion for a wedding"!

Mordecai and Rigby couldn't get their ties right, Mordecai's wouldn't stay on his shirt while Rigby's ended up on the floor several times. Pops talked everyone into gelling their hair, saying they had to be fancy. "I hate Pops"! Rigby glared as he smoothed his hair back, "I look stupid"!

Mordecai laughed, "You look the same to me" He gelled his hair back, "I think Pops may have bought that unicorn gel, my spikes are never this flat"!Muscle Man gelled his hair only to sigh, "I'm getting married"

High-Five Ghost nodded, "I know…it's weird"

Skips refused to gel his hair back and Pops wasn't going to tell him no, they crammed into a golf cart and headed towards the church.

Margaret smiled at her beau, "You gelled your hair"?

He rolled his eyes, "Don't ask" He looked down to see Brianna holding Margaret's hand, "You finally got her in a dress"?

Margaret sighed, "Don't ask. She's so fussy"

Brianna smiled, "Hi Dada"!

The blue jay chuckled, "Hi baby girl. You weren't a good girl for Mama"?

She giggled as she reached for him, he picked her up, "So…who's gonna hold Missy down so nothing bad happens"?

The cardinal kissed his cheek, "Not it.." She giggled making him sigh.

Eileen ran into Rigby, "Wow! You slicked your hair back"?

Rigby glared, "Pops made me do it. Mordecai's doing it too…"

The mole kissed his cheek, "If it makes you feel any better, you look handsome"

A smile grew on his face, "Thanks Eileen, you look pretty in purple"

Eileen blushed, "Thanks" She leaned her hand out, "Wanna be my date for a wedding"? She joked.

Rigby smirked, "A little late on asking don't ya think" He took her hand.

The mole laughed, "Oh Rigby Salyers" She giggled kissing his cheek again.

Muscle Man was getting nervous, "Hey! I'm getting kinda nervous! Where's Thomas? I wanna beat the crap out of him! That'll calm me down"

"Someone say my name"? Thomas asked as he walked up.

Thomas was wearing a black jacket with a white undershirt, with matching black pants. With black shades covering his eyes. His arm around a green bird's waist.

Muscle Man looked at the green bird, almost every guy did. The green bird had on a bright pink dress with blue diamonds on the bottom, she had green and black hair down to her shoulders, "Hi I'm Kelly" She smiled.

Thomas smiled, "This is my date, isn't she beautiful"?

Kelly giggled, "Shut up Thomas, some of these guys have girlfriends"

Rigby and Mordecai were caught staring, and instantly regretted it. Eileen stepped on Rigby's foot while Margaret snapped her fingers in front of Mordecai's eyes.

Muscle Man smiled at her, "I'm Muscle Man, that's what the ladies call me"

Kelly smiled, "Heh…cool" She looked a little awkward.

Muscle Man smirked, "Nice boobs on this one Thomas"

Thomas glared, "Shut up Mitch"!

Soon enough, Starla's father, Herb came out, "Everyone inside"!

Everyone grabbed a seat, since Mordecai and Benson had children, they couldn't stand with the other guys, they had to sit in the very first pew. Mordecai held Brianna in his lap while Benson sat Brad next to him.

The wedding began as normally, Starla walked down the aisle with Herb guiding her, Brianna made a adjustment in the blue jay's lap, "Dada! Foo"?

Mordecai put his finger to his lips, "Not now Bri, later"

The robin pouted, she was in a dress. Sitting with nothing to do.

As Muscle Man and Starla exchanged vows, Brianna saw that Mordecai had moved his hands, she jumped out of his lap, "Bye bye"!

She ran forward only for Mordecai to jump and run towards her, just before she could get anyone else's attention, Mordecai scooped her up in his wings. "Bad Bri"

Margaret stared at him, mouthing, "You ok? Is she too big of a handful"

He mouthed back, "No, go back to being maid of honor" Brianna pouted as she was sat in his lap once again.

Finally the words that everyone was begging to here, "I do" Starla answered last.

The preacher smiled, "And I present to you! Mitch and Starla Sorenstein"! Their kiss turned into a make-out session again, Thomas covered his date's eyes, "Tom! I can't see"! She glared, trying to pry his hand off.

"Trust me" Thomas spoke, "This is something you don't wanna see"

Mordecai covered Brianna's eyes, "I don't want you to have nightmares" Benson covered Brad's eyes as well.

When they finally stopped making out, Starla leaned her arms forward and threw her flowers, the girls scrambled. Because the first one to catch the flowers was to get married first, while the other girls practically killed eachother the flowers had already landed. Audrey glared, "Aw lucky"!

The cardinal stood there with the flowers in her wings, "Oh no, here Audrey"! She kindly handed them over but Audrey shook her head, "Oh! Right, you're already married" She turned and handed them to Eileen, "Here Eileen"

Rigby fell back and fainted making the guys laugh, Mordecai rolled his eyes, knowing Margaret didn't want to get married.

Everyone headed to the reception, Brianna was guided by Brad, when they were hungry, they didn't fight as much, Margaret walked towards Mordecai as they looked around the church, "To be honest I think you made a beautiful Maid of honor" She giggled, kissing him.

"And you would of made a great Flower girl" Margaret giggled.

Mordecai kissed her again, "So, a reception? Wanna go"?

She rolled her eyes, "Ever since we did it the first time, you just can't keep your hands off of me"

The blue jay smirked, "And I don't intend to stop" They kissed again.

Don't throw stones at me! If you hated this chapter! I'm truly sorry! Today, I will not update until Wednesday. Because Track and Play. Alright, and the questions. Audrey is pregnant again! Starla's five months away from delivering her son. Margaret caught the flowers ;) I think something's gonna happen soon. That was strange, not seeing CJ there. Do you think she'll come to Brianna's birthday party in Chapter 11? But it was cute, Brianna can say Dada and Mama! But...I have a feeling something's gonna happen at Brianna's party.

Joey: Tell me! Tell me! C'mon Mordy!

Me: And...the preview is up!

Margaret drummed her fingers, little Brianna was turning one. It was supposed to be a happy event but Mordecai was still mad. The party had began, Mordecai wasn't in sight, Margaret sighed, until a little voice peeped, "Dada"?

Margaret sighed but faked a smile, "He's just picking up something. Don't worry Bri" She kissed Brianna's forehead. "He'll be right back"

The birthday girl smiled, "Ok Mama" She leaned back in the padding of her highchair, there wasn't much to do. The doorbell rang making Margaret run and open it, "Mordecai"! She smiled, "I thought you weren't..." She trailed off seeing the stranger, a red cardinal with a black comma. "Can I help you"?

He looked at over her shoulder, "I'm here for the one you call Brianna"

Margaret gasped.

Boom! Mordecai's pissed at Margaret? What happened? Someone wants Brianna? Who is it? I smell a CJ around here...That didn't sound right. :| Poker face. Anyway, Where's Mordecai? Why isn't he at Brianna's birthday? Why is he mad at Margaret? IS THERE CHOCOLATE CAKE AT BRIANNA'S PARTY?! In chapter 12, I'm skipping to Starla giving birth to her baby, Audrey by then would be five months along. Eileen and Rigby would be*hint**hint*dating. Guess who's gonna stop by the party? The grandparents! Ok.

I'm Ryan Simpson-goodnight!