Hunter X Hunter Truth or Dare

Rating: T

A/N: UWAAAAAHH! 50 views~! Or reviews! Or whatever! I'm happy! But I have less truths and dares! Why?! I don't know! I'm Happy! :D

"Sis…" A silent voice was heard a groan was the reply

"Whaaaaat? It's 6 in the morning!" a raven-head groaned angrily and threw a pillow

"Correction, it's 6 in the evening and our show starts at 9, and we haven't even sorted our truths and dares!" her sister argued

"Oh my god! Why didn't you wake me up earlier?!" Sasuki got up and rushed in the bathroom

30 minutes later they're in the Hunter X Hunter Truth or Dare building and sorting their list, after a few minutes they came on stage and…

"Welcome…TO THE HUNTER X HUNTER TRUTH OR DARE EPISODE… 9!" they both screamed into the mic

The audience cheered with joy and the characters came in.

"This will be a short episode, sorry if it saddens you" Saori explained "So, yeah! Let's start off with Kaede Hoshizora's truth and dares!" she nodded and audience just clapped

"Kurapika?" Sasuki asked "You look pale, you too Killua"

"Well, something bad happened after the show, that's why we're like this" the silverette explained "We'll tell you later, just start"

"Okay, Hisoka, go out with Machi on a walk around YorkShin City" Saori pointed

"Eh~? Okay" he said creepily and led the groaning pinkette out

"Will she be alright?" Gon asked

"Let's just hope so" Leorio face palmed

"Next, Kuroro… do you want to kill the chain user or watch all your members get killed by him?" Sasuki asked with a doubting tone

"I would kill him, so I could keep him"

"That's just weird, and I don't think I would be that easy to defeat…" Kurapika deadpanned

"Just saying" The spider head shrugged

"Right next, Kurapika…sorry for making you sad, please cut your hair until it's as short from when you took the hunter exam (I rephrased it :I)"

"You do know my hair is just going to get longer each week right?"

"Just do it pika-chan" Saori rolled her eyes and pushed him in one of the corner and got a pair of scissors

"While she does that, Killua-kun" Sasuki started "Do you still want to eat your chocolate even though it's expired?"

"Don't remind me of chocolate! And no, that's worse than not eating chocolate at all!"

"Why?" Gon asked

"It makes your stomach hurt and you won't be able to eat it" the silverette sighed

"…please welcome Neon…" Sasuki was just…meh

As Neon entered the audience just clapped and the blue-haired girl skipped towards the couch and winked, thinking they all love her (oh my god…I don't like her that much, kay?) After a little while Kurapika came back out with short hair, despite that he still looks like a girl.

"I did my best, he still looks the same" Saori sighed

"It's not my fault…" Kurapika glared a bit

"Right, sure, Neon go kiss Kurapika" Sasuki face palmed knowing something bad will happen

"Okay~!" she skipped towards the blonde and kissed him right there

Not long after, a killing aura was soon felt and she backed away from the blonde

"Wh-Where's that coming from?!" she asked a bit scared

"It's coming from him, he gets all jealous whenever someone tries to get his hot heated little uke"

"I am not an uke!" The blonde argued

"Sorry then…" Sasuki smirked "Next…oh my" she smirked "From Hotaru-oneesan I dare Kurapika and Kuroro to roleplay the first episode of Junjou Romantica~!" Sasuki squealed

Silence filled the room and then…

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The audience squealed in glee and giggled while Kurapika just stared with wide-eyes that clearly says 'are-you-kidding-me-im-going-to-get-raped-right-th ere-and-now-unnintetionally!' Saori saw this and smirked.

After roleplaying… (This will be in a new story)

"I…I'm not doing that again" Kurapika hid behind the couch sulking

"It wasn't that bad" Kuroro smirked

"Yes it was!" the blonde sulked more

"I don't even know…so! Please welcome the Ryodan! Because this is going to be the last… I don't know!" Sasuki shrugged and they all went in, and yes, Machi and Hisoka are done walking around Yorkshin City luckily the clown was not strangled

"So, a truth from Bukurus Here's a truth for the whole Ryodan: Did you guys ever notice the chain-user was right in front of you in the auction? I mean come on, he had his chains on!" Sasuki stared at it and laughed "Oh my god I didn't notice!"

"Us either…" they all looked at Shalnark

"What?"

"You had control of the auctioneer, how did you not notice this?" Phinks asked slightly angry

"I put him on autopilot"

"And why?" Shizuku asked

"I knew it was going to be a pain just going about, and I wanted to help you guys"

"Yeah, sure okay" Machi rolled her eyes

"Oh come on! We didn't know what he looked like before!"

"Yeah, but then he did have his chains on, right Kurapika-san?" Sasuki asked

"Yes I did…I was the one who bought the Scarlet eyes" he glared

"Oh.." They all looked…and something broke the atmosphere, laughter…coming from who?

"Ahahahahaa! You-Ahahahaa! You didn't-ahaa.. you didn't notice I was there? Haha are you…aahahaa kidding me? Ahaahaaa!" Aaaand it was from Kurapika who was rolling around holding his sides

"And you do notice your creeping all of us out right? Oh well, that's the end of the show, Bye Bye" The sisters waved off and so it ended. But then…

"WAIT WAIT WAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Sasuki then grabbed the camera man together with the camera and said quickly "Who dod you want to be uke? Gon or Killua? Comment the one who you want~! Personally I like Killua being the blushing seme, so yeah… it's all up too you! Bye for now!" And the show completely ended. Long story short, it was kind of short. So…ens in those truths and dares Owari []