Hoorah! Finally an update!!! :O I know, you're probably all shocked, since it's been like, a year :O
If you havent already, it would mean SOOO much to me if u did 2 things.
1. Go check out my other stories, specifically "the grass is always greener" b/c it hasn't gotten much love so far..... :(
2. Go to my website!! .com/bluecrayon1101/fanfic [link is also on bio!]
thanks !!!!! :]
Bella: Uh, guys?
Carlisle: Yes Bella?
Bella: Uhm, we haven't answered any fan mail for a LOOONNG time...
Esme: Damn. They caught on.
Emmett: OH! Well, I burnt some of them to make a fire so I could burn stuff.. But I think there's some left over downstairs..
Alice: Let's go answer them!! Maybe I'll find another new shopping partner! YAY!
Hi. I love every single Cullen! I don't hate Rose either. I just prefer her nice side. My fave girls are Vamps- Alice and Rose. Sorry Esme u r awesome too. Human- Bella. My fave boys are Jasper and Carlisle. Edward and emmett are awesome but they are my faves.
Carlisle- how many times have you fixed up Bella in the hospital or at your house.
Alice- How are you so Bubbly all the time. You are awesome
Jazz- is it hard being an empath. BTW I think u should forgive yourself for what happened at bellas party.
Emmett- why do u love to eat the animal that almost killed you
Esme-what is your fave thing ever
Rose-why do you like fixing cars so much. You always act like a girly girl.
Bella-when you got sick as a human what did edward do?
With 3 AliceCullenXOXO
Dear AliceCullenXOXO,
Alice: OHMIGOD WE HAVE THE SAME NAME.
Jasper: Yes, Alice, we've been over this. Alice isn't exactly the most uncommon name.
Alice: Oh shut up Jazziphone.
Japer: JAZZIPHONE?!
Bella: Uhm... anyhoo.... Carlisle! First question goes to yo----
Rose: WAIT! JUST WAT A SECOND!!! Look at the first sentence! HAHAHAHA."My favourite girl vamps are Alice and Rose." HAHAHA.
Edward: Calm down Rose.
Emmett: Eddie! This is her first time let her be excited...
Rose: YAY ME!!!
Carlisle: right... Hmmmm... well, maybe about... well what would you say Bella?
Bella: I don't talk about my un-coordination as a human anymore.
Emmett: Yea, she only talks about being the only un-coordinated vamp in history. HAHAHA.
Esme: Right. moving on.
Alice: I HAVE BUBBLE MAKING STUFF IN MY ROOM. Yes, it's true.
Rose: That's why she has to get new clothes all the time. The bubble fluid stuff gets all over everthing.
Jazziphone: Uhm, it's okay. Sometimes it's really hard.
Lilly: HAHAHAHA JAZZIPHONE.
Jazziphone (aka. Jasper): Can you not?
Lilly: It's... So...Much...More...Fun! HAHAHAHA.
Jazziphone (aka Jasper): But you're making more work for yourself.
Lilly: Good point. Back to the questions.
Alice: But you're so good at it... uh, Jasper...
Jasper: Come on, it's not that hard of a name to remember compaired to Esme, Carlisle, and Emmett!
*awkward silence*
Emmett: I LOVE BEARS BEACAUSE THEY TASTE YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM.
Edward: Good reason. *rolls eyes*
Esme: World peace.
Bella: This isn't Ms. America Esme. No need for that.
Esme: Right.... uhm, my family then.
Rose: It's more fun to have everyone think that you're a certain stereotype, then prove them all wrong! And besides, fixing your own car is awesome! POWER TO THE LADIES!
Lilly/Bella/Alice/Esme: REPRESENT!
Edward:.... I never wish to see that again. Ever.
Bella: HAHA if I told you what he did for me, the list would be endless. How about what he didn't do for me? He wouldn't get me McDonalds because apparenly it doesn't help 'support a healthy immune system'.
Edward: You're still mad at me for that?
Bella: Yes.
Esme: Thanks for your question!!!
Love,
The cullens
Dear Cullens,
First off, Alice and Jasper- you guys are my faves! Alice, do you torture Jasper with shopping like you do with Bella?
Jake and Edward- Who do you think would win if you had a contest on who was hotter? (Sorry Edward, but I personally think Jake would win!)
Rosalie- Would you take some anger management classes? Seriously girl, you got problems.
Bella and Emmett- Will you guys wrestle more? It entertains me.
Esme- Can I come live with you? I can try not to bother anyone.
Carlisle- BITE ME!
xxVeronica
Dear xxVeronica,
Edward: HAH! I've finally gotten used to internet names! the x's are just apart of a pretty thing she added to her name! It's still just 'veronica'.
*silence*
Alice: You just figured that out?
Emmett: And you have how many medical degrees?
Edward: SHUT UP.
Alice: OOH YAY! I love being the favourite! Yes, of course I take Jazzy shopping with me! But it's not really torture for him! Right Jasper?
Jassy:.... Riiight.
Esme: I really wish you hadn't asked this next question.
Bella: Ohmigod. I knew there was a reason Esme hid the fan letters in a dog bone.
Emmett: Wait, what?
Esme/Bella: Nevermind.
Edward: HAHA ID TOTES WIN.
Emmett: Dude, you just said 'totes'. Gay much?
Edward: SHUT IT FATTIE.
Rose: Shut up! THE BOTH OF YOU OR ILL BURN YOU IN THE FIREPLACE
Bella: ...If Renesme ran into the fire, would she die?
All: ............................................
Rose: What a morbid question for a mother to ask.
Alice: But you gotta wonder...
Rose: And no, I already got forced into those classes...
Alice: She got kicked out before we left the office.
Rose: Awe, he was old and ugly anyway.
Emmett: I'd wrestle bella anyday!
Bella: No way. Im not a newborn anymore!
Esme: YAY ANOTHER DAUGHTER! (you're a girl right....?)
Emmett: DAMN. WHERE ALL THE FREAKING BOY VAMPIRES?!
Carlisle: I can't bite you. I got my 'fangs' filed down. Now I have no teeth.
Bella: Wait, wtf?
Love,
The Cullens
haha. this is for all of you. What is your favorite spare time activity? And, who wants to change me into a vampire?
~pearberry14
Dear ~pearberry14,
Esme: Oh, yes, thank you SO MUCH for having a short question!!!
Carlisle: Childeren, Quick answers. Starting with... Bella.
Bella:OOh, bowling
Everyone Else: HAHAHAHA
Bella: I CAN BOWL.
ESme: HAHA ...O-OK, Emmett, HAHA uhm, go.
Emmett: Hehe. Playing pranks. Eddie?
Edward: My name is edward. Unless you want me calling you Emmy...
Emmett: YES.
Edward: Damn. Anyways, listening to music.
Alice/Rose: SHOPPING.
Rose: And cars. Obviously.
Esme: Jasper?
Jasper: reading about wars and war strategies
Carlisle: And you Esme?
Esme: Cooking!
*silence*
Bella: Uhm, you know im not a human anymore right?
Esme: I CAN DREAM! *runs away crying*
Emmett: Ok then... Carlisle?
Carlisle: Practicing medicine.
Love,
The Cullens
Edward, did you know Jane is totally in love with you and has numerous picture of you in her room?
anonymous
Dear anonymous,
Edward: WTF? Where's Aston Kutcher? I'm being punked right?
Alice/Emmett: HAHAHAHA JANE LOVES YOU.
Bella: DAMN YOU AND YOUR SPARKLES! YOU FREAKING FAIRY! * Runs away*
All: ...............
Love,
The Cullens
Yay! I've got to say, this is one of my favourite (yes, it's favourite in Canada.) stories to update!!! Hope you liked/loved it or thought it was okay. But i prefer one of the first two!
NOTES:
Pinkconverse (sorry if i got your screen name wrong) I didn't add yours in this chapter, cause I have plans for them. [THEY'RE SO LONG] :) They'll be in soon!
NEXT CHAPTER IS CULLEN & VOULTURI & JAKE + LEAH.
Please please please keep the awesome questions coming guys!!! You're all amazing! BUTTT Please, (this is a new rule) put your name at the bottom of the question. Ex:
blah blah blah
Love,
pinkcrayon1101
yea? Not too much to ask for right? Otherwise, I have to copy/paste everything a million times. Thanks guys! You rockadoodles! :)
Lilly
