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Edward stumbled back, gaping at the brazen buxom beauty before him. "Your what?"
"My kitty is in need of serious attention. No one's seen her for days, and—"
"Reeeeeoooowwww!"
As soon as Edward heard the far off screech in his ear, he interrupted his supposed victim in an attempt to save her from his girlfriend's super-wrath. "Okay! Time for me to go! Good luck with that feline issue!"
"But wait! I need your help!" the woman cried, grabbing Edward's arm.
"I'd let go of that arm unless you want your kitty to get a case of cat-scratch fever, bitch."
A/N: Holy Alliteration, Batman! err... Superman!
And OF COURSE Edward has a strong moral compass. He's purrrrrrrrfect! BAHAHAHA!
DUDE! What's Bella going to do? IDK... Tell me about it, MR!
xx ~ HT
PS... Thanks for the well wishes. You guys rock awesomesauces.