A/N Hey you guys :) Ever wonder how Eric would play Just Dance 2's 'Rockafeller Skank'? Well me too! :D So, I put that in here. Mwahaha... Ok, so Just Dance 2 isn't on Kinect, but let's pretend, k? K :) Replies...

SouthParkFan8: At first I was gonna put 'em in Tweek's desk (don't ask 0.0), but then I remembered your character and I was like 'HOLY SHIT, I COULD DO THAT!' So... yea :) Enjoy~!

You Really Smell Like Dog Buns AAHHH: OMG, THANK YOU~! :D

Tewi Inaba: Yea, sorries~! :P But hey, you got Eric and Jim-Jim :D
Eric: Yea, people crave my hot badah ;)
Starr: *rolls eyes* Shut up...

6747: Oh yea pervs :D
Krisa and enny: WHOO XD
Brian: Still mad that you grabbed my ass ;(

Mellybean23: Thanks for the constructive critism and NOT a flame. You're nice :) I already sent a P.M about this so... yea :) Thank you again!

TheMilkCarton: It's ok, people are just more busy than I am :P Yea, poor Elissa :( And ewwww, sweat :P Well, see ya! Jajaja! :D

And BAM! There they are :D

Disclaimer: I only own Chocolain and her family, ok? STOP MOCKING ME D:

Starr's POV

"Here Liza." I smiled and handed her my old doll. "You can have it, k?"

"Really?" she asked excitedly. I nodded. She hugged me. "Thanks, Twinkle Little Starr~!"

Oh, I love that nickname! It's so CUTE~! And I like cute things.

Not ugly things.

"No problem Liza." I said as she ran away to her own room. I sighed and fell down onto my bed. I looked at the random drawings of anime that I taped on my walls. That's why I love my pink and black hair; it's like an anime. Anime is awesome. Wow, I draw pretty epically.

Aha. Krisa quote right there.

"So boring..." I muttered. It was a Saturday. Usually, I'd be having my singing time with Father, but he went to the local bar with his 'buddies'. Probably to get a bit drunk or something.

Oh well.

Suddenly my cell phone rang. I looked at it for a few seconds. 'Chocolain...' I thought. 'What would she want?' I answered. "Hello?"

"Oh hey Starr!" Chocolain's voice rang happily through the phone. "I was just wondering if you'd like to come over Stan's house. The girls are here, and so are Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman~!"

"Oh, well sure I guess." I smiled a bit. "I'm bringing Liza over too, k?"

"Oh go ahead! Jackie, Ike, Chris, and Falisha would want another play mate!"

I giggled. "Ok Cocoa. See ya soon!"

"Buh bye~! May the mega awesome white chocolate angels be with you~!" I giggled again before hanging up.

"Hey Liza, we're going over Stan's!" I called to her, hopping out of my bed and putting on my black combat boots. I'd say that I'm half girly girl, and half tomboy. It's like a cute phase! And I love cute things.

Ugly things suck.

"Yay~!" Liza said happily.

"I have to tell Father first, then we'll be ok." I dialed his number and waited.

"Hello?" Good, he's not drunk... yet.

"Father, may Liza and I go over Stan's house. We're BORED!"

Father chuckled. "Well alright then. Go on ahead, if you really want to."

"Thanks Father! Love you~!"

"I love you too Shiny." And with that, we both hung up.

"We're all good to go." I smiled. "Let's go." We both exited the house.

"I can't wait to show my friends this dolly!" Liza said, holding up the doll. I smiled at her. She is just the cutest thing! She ran ahead of me to Stan't house, which really isn't that far. Liza was always a fast runner. She and Falisha are on that miny track team. So kawaii~! That's cute in Japanese.

Yea... Anime is awesome...

Suddenly I heard a distant bark. It must be a dog. Hopefully it's not near me... The barking got louder and louder until the dog came in sight. I began to panic. Dogs totally FREAK me out. They're cute (some of them at the least), but they're just so... UGH!

I looked at the big dog in fear. "C-crap..." I muttered as I saw the dog running my way. I shut my eyes in fear, not wanting to see my fate. But... it never came...

Maybe it did happen, and it was painless! But wait, why can I feel my ears? Maybe it's just-

Forget it, I'm alive.

Slowly I opened my eyes to see... Cartman?

...

Epic mind fuck...

...

...

...

"Hello? Earth to bitch!"

I snapped back into reality. Damn, I felt like Ashly right there. "I don't wanna know what you did." I said, walking past him. In all honesty, I didn't want to think of the smelly, ugly dog. "But thanks anyways Cartman."

I got the reply I suspected. "Whatever bitch."

"Glad you could make it." Jenna smiled as I entered.

I smiled back. "Glad to be here. So... what're we doing?"

"Dunno." Elissa shrugged.

"We have video games." Jenna shrugged.

"Epic sauce!" Krisa and Ashly exclaimed in unison. "Let's play!" They both stared at each other blankly before laughing.

Weird...

Stan grabbed this huge container of CDs. "There's... Call of Duty... Kirby... some Mario games... Just Dance games... and other stuff."

"Call of Duty!" Kenny shouted.

"Killing!" Elissa, Krisa, and Stan agreed to Kenny's suggestion.

"Well I want Mario." Kyle said.

"Mario is just some fat ass who goes hoppin' around and dry humpin' Yoshi." Cartman rolled his eyes.

"And somehow, you're not fat?"

"No God damn it! I'm-"

"-an extra large, we know." Ashly smirked. Most of us laughed. Cartman gave us death glares. "But yea, I agree. Mario games for the win!"

"Yea Mario!" Rainbow agreed. "Though Pokemon is more awesome, I still want Mario."

"I want Just Dance..." I dragged on.

"Yea, me too!" Kat giggled.

"Oh yes, dancing indeed." Chocolain said in her formal voice with a smile. "Eric, your choice?"

We all looked at him. "Since I need a good laugh, I wanna see Just Dance."

"It's a tie between Just Dance-" Krisa faked coughed. "BORING!" she said in between them. Butt hole... "-and the epic Call of Duty! It's all up to you Jenna. Make the right decision."

"Well... I need some dancin' once in a while, so Just Dance it is!" Jenna said.

"Aw fuck..." Stan muttered.

"GOD DAMN IT, WHY?" Elissa was really pissed off.

I don't blame her. She loves her some Call of Duty...

Jenna smiled. "I already told you. Now which one you guys?" We all decided on Just Dance 2 since it was the middle number. Meh...

"Now who's going first?" Kat asked. "I'll sit this one out."

"ME~!" Chocolain sang excitedly. "I LOVE Just Dance 2 on Kinect!"

"I'll give it a go too." I smiled.

"Now that we have two girls, let's put two guys in the mix." Elissa cackled evilly. It gave me the chills...

"...NOT IT!" Kenny shouted in a kid-like voice.

"NOT IT!" Kyle said as well.

"NOT-aw fuck!" Cartman's face was totally priceless~!

"A-aww, come on." Stan said in disbelief. "Can we have like a rematch or something?"

"Oh, get over it." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Oh, you guys will totally die because of it."

"B-but, this is my house!"

"It's mine too, and I say you play." Jenna smirked. Stan frowned at that. Poor Stan...

"Oh, oh, can I pick?" Chocolain began to jump. "Can I, can I?"

I giggled. "Go ahead Cocoa. It's totally your choice."

"I don't care..." Stan muttered. Cartman didn't disagree.

She picked 'Rockafeller Skank'. Elissa, Kenny, and Krisa laughed at the name.

Typical.

"And you better dance Cartman or else I'll kick your ass!" Jenna laughed. Cartman growled lowly as the song began. "The fuck is he doin', swimming?" I mentally laughed. That was kind of funny...

Cartman canbe funny at times... you know, when he's not an asshole...

"Most likely." Stan said in a bored matter. "This game is stupid."

"I think it's fun." I smiled as the dance began to slow down.

"Finally, I'm tired..." Cartman started. His eyes widened a bit once he saw the dance continue. "What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. This. Torture?"

"I don't know." Stan said. "Maybe he's having a stroke...?"

"Now we gotta go on the God damn ground! The fuck?" Cartman began to pant. Poor him...

"Don't mess up Jenna and Stan's house." Rainbow said. "You shaking it might tumble it down!"

"AY!"

"Oh great, it get's faster..." I said. I was so tired. "Cocoa... why'd you-" I stopped once I saw her face. She was really into the game. It's like how I take a test.

She's really on beat too. I think she played this a lot since she's doing this so well. Heck, she even did the part we didn't even have to do perfectly! So it was no surprise to see that she won.

"God.. damn it.." Cartman fell to the ground. "I need... water..." We all laughed. Poor Cartman...

And I'll end it there for today lovelies. This chapter I think was more of humor, no? (Practicing my fake French today :P) Ok... Rainbow next~! :D

Sneak Peek on Next Chapter

"This is really good Tweek!" I smiled at the jittering blonde. "I didn't know you wrote poetry."

"GAH! Nng, am I not supposed to? TOO MUCH PRESSURE MAN!" He began to pull his hair as he paniced.

Tweek and poetry are a weird mix, no? Aha, well tune in ze next time :)

-W.C.P

P.S Happy Memorial Day :) R.I.P to those brave souls...