Disclaimer: I don't own Luxord or any of the Organization members. Though it'd be cool if I did!

10: Ways to make Luxord poke your eyes out with cards, go back in time and do it again.

Shave off his beard

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Glue all his poker cards to the ceiling

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Cut all his poker cards into itty bitty pieces and use them as confetti

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Tell him Mickey Mouse is more badass then him

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Every five minutes offer him tea and a crumpet

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Draw weird faces all over his cards

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Follow him around in a top hat and monocle imitating his British accent

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Better yet, get all the members to follow him around in a top hat and monocle imitating his accent

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Call him angel eyes

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Steal some of his human-sized poker cards and attempt to make a flying machine out of them

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Jump off the roof to see if it works, while he's watching

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If you're alive after that, blame it on him

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At ungodly hours of the night, burst into his room screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!"

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Make a cape out of the British flag for him to wear

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Call him 'Limey Man' (1)

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Steal a bottle of Sake from Xaldin; convincing him it's a gift

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Laugh hysterically as he gets beaten to a pulp by The Whirlwind Lancer

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When he's training against someone or fighting Heartless, cheer him on and scream, "FOR BRITTANIA!!"

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Continuously make random beats you can never lose with him, i.e., "Bet you 100 munny the sky will be blue tomorrow."

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As suggested by XShiori-chanX- Hide 5 aces up your sleeve and challenge him to a game of strip poker, exclaiming, "Loser has to run five laps of the castle naked."

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Luxord ripped off the note that had been stuck to the back of his poker cards and growled, throwing it out the nearest window. "Those bastards will learn never to mess with the Gambler of Fate…"

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Alrighty then, that's Luxord done. Oh, and with the 'Angel eyes' thing, have you ever noticed his eyes? They're soooo pretty! Anyway, next up beh Marlooosha, this'll be fun…

(1) – For those who don't know, its from the yugioh abridged series. I'm not a fan of yugioh myself, but MAN did I laugh at those!