Bella Point of view...skipping a couple of days.
I paced back and forth in the foyer; Edward looked at me with concern.
"JEEZES B.E.L.L.A..." Emmett had a thing for spelling out peoples name rather than saying them, this only started yesterday to Edward and my dismay. "...You are going to create a fire if you don't stop pacing!" Emmett laughed, his pallid green eyes sparkled with amusement. They turned the oddest colour when in sunlight, almost jade.
I shook my thoughts away...Edward's parents are coming today!...and then tomorrow Edward will meet my parents!...oh god everything is moving too fast. I mean in a month's time I'll find out if I'm pregnant and then there's the little matter of telling my dad that I'm pregnant...oh and then there's Emmett with his dimples and dark curly tresses ready to pounce at any given moment to embarrass me.
When did life become so complicated?
Easy, it's when you enter the blasphemous world, howling like a new born. I recently conjured up a theory as to why babies cry when they take their first breath...It's because they don't want to come out!
"E.D.W.A.R.D. Mama's going to be so proud! She'll start asking when you two will produce little E.D.D.I.E.S . and B.E.L.L.A.S." Edward and I blanched at the comment.
"Oh come on, babies aren't always devils spawn!" Emmett laughed, clearly misinterpreting our facial expressions of DOOM.
"You should know son...your one of the devil spawn babies...I can vouch on it!" A melodious voice inquired with mirth.
"D.A.D.D.Y!!" Emmett sounded like a five year old on Christmas.
"Wow, Esme Dear Emmett's finally lost his nuts...There's obviously come loss connections in his head" the melodious voice laughed, I made a beeline for the closet so I could hide, luckily I made it in there without a hitch. Edward and Emmett both preoccupied with luggage and their parents.
"M.U.M.M.Y!!" again it amazes me how Emmett passed college and got a degree in chemical engineering.
"Emmett dear," a soft motherly voice laughed with happiness. "My you both look handsome! Marriage suits you well dear."
"That's what I told him!" Emmett laughed, odd Emmett hadn't said that but something along the lines of... 'now you're a whipped mother fucker!' or 'hahaha better make the wifey happy or you're in the dog house tonight!', 'get ready for blue balls brother! Because when you disappoint her....she will not hesitate to take away a man's pleasure!' and my favourite 'Dude you're so gonna get cocksacked!'
"Where's the wife!" Esme scolded.
"She was here a minute ago," Edward sounded utterly confused.
"Yeah she practically burned out the carpet!" Emmett laughed, "nice E.D.D.I.E. you couldn't even keep the wife longer than one month...do you need nasal delivery treatment to help you in...bed?" Emmett laughed and a huge 'THWACK!' resounded in the air.
"BOYS!" their mother and father yelled but their voices were laced with humour. I stifled my laughter into someone's coats.
"Esme dear let me help you with your coat" Carlisle insisted.
Oh shit.
Carlisle opened the door and had the coat in hand and I took it and closed the door.
"Thanks. Edward since when did you get a coat man?"
"I didn't," Edward sounded confused; I hanged up the coat with a smile. The door opened again. A thirty year old male model stood in front of me with an all knowing smile.
"Hello Obi Kenobie," I greeted, he gave me a crooked smile.
"FOUND THE MISSING WIFE!" Carlisle bellowed, he had blonde hair, sex hair, emerald green eyes like Edward, and a damn crooked smile, given it didn't have the same effect as Edward's but it still had a damned effect just like bloody Emmett's.
"Aw she's adorable Edward" he mother looked me over and enveloped me in a hug in the closet.
Yep, it's almost like this is a daily thing.
"Oh she's blushing!" the woman looked no older than thirty, she had bronze hair like Edward and the oddest colour of blue and green eyes, a love heart shaped face and her hair stopped jut at her waist. They all looked like models.
"Ha, oh look I found my coat" I showed Edward trying to smile picking out someone's coat.
"Actually B.E.L.L.A that's my coat" he snapped his fingers like a girl, Carlisle rolled his eyes.
"Forgive my son's...scratch that for both my son's rude behaviours...I'm Obi Kenobie!" he laughed in glee "and that's my wife, Princess Leia," he smiled serenely.
"Forgive me if I'm wrong, but Princess Leia is married to Han Solo," I laughed, Carlisle looked impressed to an odd degree.
"She divorced that old sacs watch and married me," he beamed.
"Right, she married an Exiled Jedi Knight?" I laughed, Carlisle looked even more impressed.
"She's a keeper!" he announced and I laughed.
They are surprisingly down to earth and...Good humoured. Damn Edward, he got the better parents!
"Don't listen to him dear!" the lady wrapped an arm around my waist and smiled.
"I'm Esme and Obi Kenobi over there is Carlisle, welcome to the Cullen family!" she announced.
"Good to know you're finally having sex son!" Carlisle laughed, Edward blushed red and cursed under his breath, and needless to say I was permanently coloured red. Emmett's boisterous laughter bounced off the walls.
"They're to prude...they haven't had sex since the incident!" Emmett laughed, Edward and I hurled objects at Emmett, and he ended up getting hit in the head, chest and ass.
"Oh my Carlie, they are perfect for each other!" Esme laughed.
"Carlie?" Edward and I asked at the same time, Carlisle coloured at the...i presume... commonly used nickname.
"Nickname" Carlisle shrugged, "now, Bella I presume sit so we may discuss the future" he said in a misty tone, I muffled my laughter, Edward groaned.
Esme pulled me down to the couch next to her, Carlisle sitting on my other side, Edward in front, Emmett nowhere to be seen after the diabolical event.
"So where did you guys get married?"
Edward and I looked at each other...
"Eh..I..."
"They got married in a twenty four hour chapel that had a bloody Elvis like Vegas!" Emmett yelled and ran back upstairs.
Asshole.
"I don't remember, but I gather Emmett has some solid evidence of us getting married," Edward rolled his eyes at his brothers antics.
"Well I'm proud you both decided to try make this work" Esme smiled lightly. "Now all jokes aside, we need to know more about our new daughter in law, I always wanted a daughter...Carlisle and I thought Edward was a girl," Esme smiled, Edward blanched.
"HENCE THE NAME!..THEY WERE GONNA CALL HIM E.D.W.I.N.A...UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT SHE WAS A HE... WITH A DICK!" Emmett boomed and ran back up the stairs.
'He's usually do have dicks son!" Carlisle chortled, Esme whacked him.
"Ow."
"You shouldn't be so snide!" Esme laughed, Carlisle jutted out his lip making it tremble and made his eyes watery.
"That was mean!" Now I see where Emmett gets his humour from.
"Oh sweetie...stop being a suck up!" Esme laughed, Edward rolled his eyes. I wonder how the youngest became the most serious.
"Mum, Dad, please be human for five seconds," Edward tried not to laugh.
"Sorry son, we forgot Ed's lady friend is here and we have to make the good impressions!" Carlisle hit his head playfully, Esme laughed.
"I'm sorry, we seem dysfunctional, dear, but it works, I'm glad Edward's finally found a nice woman with more intelligence than the FBI," Esme smiled warmly.
"Welcome to Jackass Ville!" Carlisle smiled tenderly; the comment earned him a smack upside the head.
"I mean Welcome to The House Of Cullen's...Beware..Enter at own risk..."
"Too late I already entered" I laughed, "and I don't think I'll be turning back any time soon," I stifled a yawn.
We spent hours on end discussing things we all liked, stories of Edward and his famous bath time episodes. Emmett only made it down when Esme managed to make a months of food...Did I mention Esme and Carlisle are also coming down to meet my parents...I'm screwed...Royally Screwed.
Tell me anything favourite line...scene which ever.
This by far has to be my favourite chapter........
Quick shout out to- Belladollyn
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