Swap me once, Shoot you twice
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Scully ran to the elevator, she looked at her watch, he'd be in the car park in less than a minute if she didn't do something. Scully looked at the wall beside the elevator
at the small emergency stop box. Without hesitating she reefed it open and pulled the latch down. Suddenly there was a creaking and the lights flashed on and off. Scully smiled.
"Now let's see him get to the carpark, now" she smiled as she entred the stairs.
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Myers smiled as he started to step out of the lift. Everything was going well when suddenly the doors closed sharply on his foot that was about to exit the elevator. Myers fell to the ground with a thud. He looked back at his foot that was trapped in the door.
"What the?!" He shook his foot trying to get it free. "Damn it! Why do these things happen to me when I'm always in a skirt?" Myers cursed pulling down his skirt that was riding up his leg. Just then he heard footsteps walking towards his direction. He peered around to see his body walking towards him with a smile. Myers groaned. "Please God kill me now!" Just then Scully was next to him. Myers looked up and smiled weakly. "Hi, nice day isn't it. Looking for someone?"
"Yeah I am, I'm looking for an idiot stuck with his foot in an elavator door" Scully commented.
"Oh, what you mean like over there?" Myers pointed but Scully continued to look at him.
"I'm not falling for it Myers, now when I get you out of there, you and I are going to got electrocute ourselves."
"Oh, you make it sound so romantic" Myers said sarcasticly. Just then there was a sound and the doors opened releasing his foot. Myers pulled it out and rubbed it for a minute before standing up. He saw Scully looking at him.
"We ready to go, now that I have caught you?" Scully raised her eyebrows. Myers sighed.
"Oh alright only if you... get out of the bins first!" Suddenly Myers pushed Scully backwards and onto the trash cans. Laughing hysterically he took off towards his car and out of sight. Scully scrambled out of the trash and to her feet brushing herself off. She was fumming.
"Right, that's it! I want my body back! And I want it now!"
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Myers peered out from behind a car.
"Damn it!" he cursed as he still saw Scully standing by her car peering into darkness of the underground car park. She placed her hands on her hips.
"Give it up Myers! Since you weren't smart enough to grab the keys, I am the only ride out of this place!" Scully shouted into the darkness then waved the keys in the
air, knowing he was out there somewhere. Myers took a deep breath, she was right, he had to do something to get out of there. Scully stalked the underground carpark, he was there, somewhere. She was sure of it... because she had the only thing that kept him from driving away... His car keys. Scully's eyes peered across the darkened carpark, she could feel he was still there.
"Come on!" he cursed as he tried to hot wire a car. He peered over the top of the dashboard. Over in the distance he could see a glimpse of Scully walking around
the pillar. "Damn it!" Myers ducked down and continued to pull wiring from underneath the steering wheel. He wasn't going to let her hook him up to anything that stated
'high voltage.' Myers sparked a wire and suddenly the car roared to life, first the engine, then the lights, then the exceptionally loud cd player which caused Myers to
jump and smack his head on the steering wheel. "OUCH!"
'I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing
You sexy thing you'
"Oh God! My ear drums" Myers covered one ear and smacked the CD player with the other hand turning it off. He sat up and saw Scully looking at him then she started
to walk then run toward him.
"Myers! Get out of that car now! I want my body back!" Scully shouted at him. Myers laughed and stuck his head out the window.
"You're gonna have to catch me first! Remember, I know that my body is unfit!" Myers pulled the car into reverse, released the hand brake and reved the accelerator
as hard as he could.
"RRRRRRRRRR!!!! *cough* cough* RRRRRrrrrrrrrrr... " Myers stared at the steering wheel as the car died.
"What?! Come on give me a break!" Myers looked out the windscreen and saw as Scully stopped running and stared to stalk towards him. Myers franticly went for
the key and turned it.
"Rur"
"Come on, I promise you I will wash and return you to your owner. Just please get me a way from this crazy womans mad ideas" Myers begged just then he heard
something beside the car. He slowly turned his head to see Scully standing there peering in at him with angry eyes. Myers gulped. "Did I say crazy? I meant... Mentally
deranged" In a split second Scully opened the car door and pulled Myers out. "Hey watch the hair!"
"You are coming with me and we are going to change back" Scully pulled Myers along to her car. Just then someone shouted in the distance.
"Myers! let her go!" Both Myers and Scully looked to see Mulder running over.
"Oh thank God" Myers muttered. "My knight in spooky armor"
They reached the car as Mulder did and Scully opened the door and pushed Myers into it and slammed the door, central locking the car.
Mulder looked at the distressed 'Scully' inside the car. He peered at the 'Man' infront of him.
"What the hell do you think your doing Agent Myers? Don't you think this obsession with Scully has gone a little too far?" Mulder fumed trying to open the car doors
but couldn't. Scully stood and looked at him.
"What am I doing, Mulder? I am going to take my body and this body" Scully motioned to her self. "Attach two electric wires to us and turn the power on so we will
light up like christamas trees, that is what i am going to do" Mulder looked at her angrily.
"You have gone too far this time, Myers. You leave me no choice but to arrest you" Mulder took a step towards her. Scully put her hands in the air for a second.
"Alright you win, I give up" Scully pressed a button on the central locking system. The car beeped. "There you go, take her" Mulder looked at Scully and nodded.
"You're making the right decision, Agent Myers" Mulder walked passed her to get Myers out of the car when suddenly something hit him on the back of the head hard
causing him to fall unconscious to the ground. Inside the car Myers looked on in horror.
"You hit him! You love him and yet you hit him! I am so not taking you out tonight" Myers said as he scrambled into the backseat as Scully managed to heave Mulders unconscious form up
and into the car.
"Oh shut up Myers. Now help me already!" Myers shook his head and pointed at Mulder.
"I aint touching that, if he's dies it'll have my finger prints all over it"
"Myers he already has your finger prints all over him. I am in your body remember? Now pull!" Scully ordered. Myers reluctantly grabbed Mulders arm and pulled him into the passenger side seat. Sighing with relief Scully got into the drivers side and shut the door. Myers looked at the unlocked car door and went to reach for the handle when the lock clicked down locking him in the car with the child safe lock. Myers cursed under his breath and looked up to see Scully staring at him in the revision mirror.
"Going somewhere?" She smiled as she started the car. Myers huffed in his seat and pulled his seat belt on.
"You know you're not very nice when you're desparate."
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It was a short time later when they reached Mulders apartment.
"Myers would you just help me already!" Scully groaned as she dragged Mulder along the hall towards his apartment with Myers handcuffed to her other arm.
Myers smiled.
"No, you're doing a fine job without me" Scully stopped for a second and looked at him. Myers just shrugged and folded his free arm. Scully sighed in annoyance.
"You know if this doesnt work and i am stuck like this, i am going to work this body out at the gym 24 hours a day, 7 days a week" Scully began to pull him again.
"You're pulling him wrong" Myers commented peering at her. Scully stopped and dropped Mulder with a thud on the floor.
"And what are you? An expert on carrying unconscious people around? How the hell would you know how to carry someone? You're as unfit as anything,
believe me I know!" Scully argued. Myers gave her the eye.
"Are you implying something Agent Scully!"
"Yes, yes I am!" Scully and Myers started arguing when a door opened and revealed Mulder's new next door neighbour, Mrs Manilly. Myers and Scully stopped
and saw her, then saw as she looked down at Mulder on the floor. Scully smiled innocently.
"Too much to drink, you know these FBI agents, always love to drink" Scully smiled elbowing Myers. Myers jumped and nodded.
"Yep, non stop drinking... and handcuffing" Myers held up his hand to show they were handcuffed. "Now if you'll excuse us, we have a date to keep if you know
what I mean" Myers winked and Scully pinched his arm. "Ouch!"
"You want to dig a deeper hole, keep talking" Scully cursed under his breath. She turned back to Mulders neighbour. "Excuse us" Scully grabbed Mulder by the arm
pulled his body along again when suddenly something jerked on her other arm. She turned back see Myers sitting on the ground. Scully felt her anger hit the roof but kept calm
infront of Mulders neighbour. "Myers what are you doing?!" She whispered through gritted teeth.
"If you want me to go with you, you're going to have to work for it. Plus you said you wanted to work out more. Now drag! drag! drag!" Myers egged on.
Scully closed her eyes and smiled at Mulder's elderly neighbour.
"Excuse me" Scully turned around and slowly but surely started to drag Mulder and Myers along, one on each arm, until she managed to reach the apartment
and drag them in. Once in she dropped them on the ground with a thud. She then unlocked the handcuffs and proceeded to lock the door.
Meanwhile Myers rubbed his head and wrist and looked around at the 'bachalor pad' before him.
"Well no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend, look at this place it's like a cranky house cleaner went through it." Scully rolled her eyes as she threw her coat on
the lounge.
"Myers do you ever think before you speak?" Scully asked as she looked around for something.
"On occasion, but usally no, no I don't" Myers replied as Scully walked into the kitchen. Myers watched her go and saw his chance to escape.
Stepping over Mulder quietly he creep towards the door. He laughed silently
"Goodbye crazy woman" Myers reached for the door handle and before he got there, something hit him on the back of the head, he fell to the ground
and before everything went black he saw a shadow loom over him.
"I am not crazy!..."
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A/N
Hey sorry about the wait and any mistakes I'm babysitting at the moment.
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Thanks for reading everyone!