A/N:
I can guarantee that anyone who has ever been to a public school in the United States of America can relate to this.
"SQUAD" 7:36 AM
ZOOM-ZOOM: GUESS WHAT
HYPED: CHICKEN BUTT
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Really JoJo, really?
ZOOM-ZOOM: WE'RE RUNNING THE PACER IN PE! WOOO!
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Only Race would be excited to run the freaking Pacer.
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: The Pacer is one of the few things in this world that makes me glad I have a crutch.
SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: NOT THE PACER! ANYTHING BUT THE PACER!
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Hello to you too.
ZOOM-ZOOM: Ha sux for you unathletic people
LEGALLY_BLIND: Shut up, Race.
SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: WHOA specs is actually in here *brain explodes*
LEGALLY_BLIND: Haha, you're sooo funny.
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: I detect sarcasm.
SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: okay but real talk, who would win in an epic sarcasm battle? specs race or crutchie?
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Really, I don't get to be included?
ZOOM-ZOOM: betrayal
SHAKESPEARE_IS_THE_REAL_MVP: okay, specs race crutchie or katherine?
JACK_RABBIT: my money's on crutchie
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Jack!
JACK_RABBIT: what? he's the one i have to live with
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: Hehe
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: Okay, it's on now.
ZOOM-ZOOM: me and specs dont get to be included anymore?
THE_REAL_CRUTCHIE_MORRIS: No!
ORIGINAL_FEMINIST: No!
JACK_RABBIT: that wasn't terrifying at all
A-DOT-HAM: How did this conversation go from the Pacer sucks to a Katherine v. Crutchie sarcasm battle?
LEGALLY_BLIND: No one knows. No one knows.
A/N: Coming Soon: Katherine and Crutchie face off in an epic sarcasm battle. Also: A-DOT-HAM is Albert in case that wasn't clear.